5kon
Item #: SCP-50001
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard containment unit. Special care is to be taken when transporting SCP-XXXX, in order to prevent spills.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a glass of milk, with two anomalous properties. First, when milk is removed or spilled from SCP-XXXX, it will spontaneously refill itself. Second, while SCP-XXXX can be referred to by another designation in most cases, the "Item #" portion of its documentation and the database slot it is registered under will always be SCP-5000.
Addendum XXXX.1: The following document was found inside an untitled file within the Foundation database, presumedly referring to SCP-XXXX:
Screw it, I'm taking SCP-5000.
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