Ass Eaters Anon
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: With the exception of SCP-XXXX-E, instances of SCP-XXXX are to be contained within a standard anomalous objects vault. Every Sunday at 10:00 AM there must be a camera and one Foundation personnel to transcribe the meetings. Following Meeting-XXXX SCP-XXXX-E is to be kept separated from the other instances.

Description: SCP-XXXX is the collective designation given to a set of chairs with openings on the seat which act as mouths. Instances of SCP-XXXX will animate every Sundays at approximately 10:00 AM. SCP-XXXX instances have the ability of speech and movement despite the lack of necessary organs. Instances of SCP-XXXX will talk to personnel during this time and will promise that their old ways are long gone.


Meeting Log-XXX:

SCP-XXXX-C Good morning everyone, today we have a new friend joining us. So let's start with introductions, it'll go like name, age, and how long you have been free of your addiction. I'll go first and then we'll go clockwise to you Tim. I'm Lilia, I'm twenty-five years old, and I have not eaten ass before.

SCP-XXXX-A Monrin' y'all, I'm Tim, I'm thirty-five, and the last time I ate was ten years ago, the day my youngest's birth.

SCP-XXXX-B: Hello there everyone, I'm Ronnie, I'm twenty, and I haven't touched ass since I saw the light of Jesus Christ three years back

SCP-XXXX-D: Heyo! I'm Ellie, I' eighteen, and I've been off of ass eating for a year.

SCP-XXXX-E: Hey, I'm Erin, I'm twenty, and I just got off of ass eating.

SCP-XXXX-C: Well that's great. So as a way to start off the main part of the meeting why don't you all share your stories of quitting? Erin? Would you like to start us off?

SCP-XXXX-E: Sure, uh, I had been eating for several years when I just realized that it had separated me from my family and friends so, I quit.

Is a father to a pillow and has a lovely wife who is a couch.
He got off of ass eating due to his child’s birth.
Secretly eats ass on the side.

Joined Christianism after he finished his ass eating days
Invites others to his service
Is mega kind

30 years ago she ate ass then she realized it was too expensive and was destroying her life so she quit.
Not nice; treatment is yelling at people to stop
Anger issues

Never ate ass
Is the leader of the meetings
Super Freudian
Is atheist and doesn’t believe Ron or Ellie philosophy

a stool

Just got off of ass eating
Non-bi (not super important just make a note of it to add more human qualities)
Is seeking help
Her first meeting
Really shy
Doesn’t like how the meeting went except for Kibbles

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