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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Following Incident-XXXX-1, SCP-XXXX is uncontained. All sightings of SCP-XXXX are to be reported to MTF-Foxtrot-5, “Wild Goose Chase.” In the event that SCP-XXXX is recovered, it is to be contained within a standard humanoid containment cell. All known instances of SCP-XXXX-2 are to be incinerated on sight.



Discovery: SCP-XXXX was initially discovered in Estacada, Oregon, on 6/25/2018, following a vehicular-pedestrian incident involving fifty geese and SCP-XXXX. Upon recovery, SCP-XXXX insisted that it was okay and attempted to leave the scene before several geese chased them back to the crash's initial location. Any attempt made by SCP-XXXX to escape resulted in the geese pushing them back.

Approximately fifteen after the incident, medical transport arrived. SCP-XXXX was taken to a nearby hospital where they were examined and treated for minor wounds. When questioned about the geese, SCP-XXXX stated that “they just appeared out of thin air.” SCP-XXXX was being given medication when they manifested an instance of SCP-XXXX-1. This resulted in the spawning of twenty geese all of which, attempted to attack the nurse1. After this, local Foundation implants recovered SCP-XXXX and transported them to Site-64.


Video Log-XXXX-1:

Date: 6/20/2016

Foreword: The following transcription was recovered from a video in SCP-XXXX's former residence.

<Begin Log>

00:00:00: SCP-XXXX is standing left of a preacher. A large field is behind them with barking in the distance.

00:00:15: Organ music and chairs being pushed back can be heard; The camera pans over to a woman wearing a white dress with a smile on their face.

00:00:45: The woman is standing in front of SCP-XXXX while the preacher speaks.

00:01:12: The preacher pauses and nods at SCP-XXXX. They reach into their pocket and pull out a paper before reading it.

00:03:23 SCP-XXXX stops and the preacher nods to the woman. She pulls out a paper and begins to read.

00:05:40: The woman stops and the preacher begins speaking to SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX attempts to say something before being interpreted by an instance of SCP-XXXX-1. Laughter can be heard and SCP-XXXX apologizes. SCP-XXXX straightens their tie and looks up. Screams and honking can be heard as the camera falls. the video feed goes black.

00:06:37: The camera reopens on a scene with SCP-XXXX surrounded by one hundred SCP-XXXX instances with no one else in site.

<End Log>

Closing Statements: Research into SCP-XXXX's previous fiance, has shown that after the wedding they were charged with counts of intent to commit fraud and intent to commit homicide. When questioned about the charges SCP-XXXX stated that it was not aware of them.

Addendum-XXXX-3: WIP

Interview Log

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Interviewer: Dr. Alces


<Begin Log>

Dr. Alces: Hello SCP-XXXX, how are you doing?


Dr. Alces: Good, I will be asking you a couple questions about your hiccups. Do you remember when they first began?

SCP-XXXX: In high school, senior yearish?

Dr. Alces: And the geese came with the hiccups?

SCP-XXXX: Eh, maybe a bit after.

Dr. Alces: Could you give me the details of when they first appeared?

SCP-XXXX: Pft, no, that was, what? Nine, ten years ago, I won't be able to tell you much about it.

Dr. Alces: Is there anything that has happened recently?

SCP-XXXX: I mean a couple things but, nothing different from what you've seen.


<End Log>

Closing Statement:


Incident Report-XXXX-1:

Date: 6/20/2019

Foreword: SCP-XXXX breached containment during its scheduled physcial excercise time in Site-64's Exercise Lot.

<Begin Log>

13:04:30: SCP-XXXX is preforming a bench press when they dropped the weight on themselves. During this time SCP-XXXX-1 manifested resulting in a spawning fifty SCP-XXXX-2 instances.

13:04:45: Three SCP-XXXX-2 instances assist SCP-XXXX with taking the weight off their body, while the other fourty-seven attacked all present guards.

13:05:30: SCP-XXXX and the instances successfully remove the weight and begin to run. At this time another instance of SCP-XXXX-1 is manifested spawning one hundred SCP-XXXX-2.

13:05:50: SCP-XXXX attempts to climb to the roof of Site-64 with eighty SCP-XXX-2. The other remaining instances of SCP-XXXX-2 attack the guards.

13:06:03 SCP-XXXX successfully reaches the roof of Site-64.

13:06:30: SCP-XXXX back ups before jumping of the roof of Site-64. All instances of SCP-XXXX-2 fly to SCP-XXXX surroundings them before flying away.

13:07:04: MTF-Foxtrot-5 is sent to retrieve SCP-XXXX.

13:08:15: Foxtrot-5 intercepts SCP-XXXX when thirty instances of SCP-XXX-2 fly towards the propellers of the helicopter. All attempts to stop the instances failed.

13:07:30: MTF-Foxtrot-5 is forced to make an emergency landing as SCP-XXXX continues retreating.

<End Log>


Geese saves a guy from a hiccup
Focus on the geese, not the hiccups which spawn them-Jade
Dr. Aers meme man- “have the Foundation send out an aircraft to catch up and retrieve geese-man but the geese protect him”
Hiccup geese
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