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Nature abhors a vacuum™

Item #: SCP-4XXX

Object Class: Euclid/Keter

Special Containment Procedures: All routes in the path of a SCP-4XXX-A instance will be rerouted at least one (1) kilometer away. The area surrounding SCP-4XXX-A-1 is to be fenced off under cover story 3608 “government issued telescope”. All SCP-4XXX-B instances are to be contained in standard humanoid containment chambers. SCP-4XXX-B-1 through -6 are not to be terminated unless the event of a SK-class dominance shift scenario becomes favorable.

Description: SCP-4XXX-A is a series of three (3) portal systems consisting of a portal and a central console. The console has three (3) settings: easy, medium, and hard. SCP-4XXX-A-1 is located in the geographic center of Congaree national park. SCP-4XXX-A-2 is located in the pacific ocean at the coordinates █° █' ██.████" S ██° ██' ██.█" W. SCP-4XXX-A-3 is located ten (10) kilometers above SCP-4XXX-A-2. SCP-4XXX-A works by selecting a setting and speaking your request. SCP-4XXX-B are six (6) entities that were created by SCP-4XXX-A-1.

Addendum 1: document found near SCP-4XXX-A-1.

HI THERE! :3
You are now the lucky owner of 1 of 3 creation portals™!
Here’s how they work:
You choose a setting,
Say what you want into the microphone,
Wait 5 seconds,
And whoop, there it is!

ENJOY!
PS: if there’s none of something, the creation portal™ will check if it has been requested, if it has, the creation portal™ will create 10 of them according to the last used setting!
After all, nature abhors a vacuum™!

Addendum 2: testing logs
request
setting
output
microwave
easy
A non-anomalous microwave
microwave
medium
Microwave displayed sapience
microwave
hard
Microwave displayed hostility and extreme durability
corncrake
easy
Error message saying “quantity sufficient” displayed
Père David's deer
easy
Ten (10) specimens
Dragon
medium
Humanoid entity of north american origin with reptilian skin on many places of its body. Identifies as “█████████ ████”. Designated SCP-4XXX-B-1.
Ghost
medium
Incorporeal humanoid entity of japanese origin. Identifies as “██████-███”. Designated SCP-4XXX-B-2.
Vampire
medium
Humanoid entity of romanian origin with anomalously extended canines. Identifies as “████ ███████”. Designated SCP-4XXX-B-3.
Robot
medium
Humanoid automaton of french origin. Identifies as “█████████ ███████”. Designated SCP-4XXX-B-4.
Chupacabra
medium
Anthropomorphic canine of mexican origin. Identifies as “███████ ████████”. Designated SCP-4XXX-B-5. Is in a relationship with SCP-4XXX-B-6
Goatman
medium
Anthropomorphic Mountain goat of north american origin. Identifies as “█████ ██████”. Designated SCP-4XXX-B-6.

Addendum 3: incident report 4XXX-1
On █-█-████, all SCP-4XXX-A instances simultaneously got locked into the “hard” setting. As a result, all testing has been stopped by order of 05-██.

Item Description: A metal bucket filled with 100 dollar bills. Refills when emptied.
Date of Recovery: 2018-31-01
Location of recovery: ██████, U.S.A
Current status: In researcher Wolf's office. In permanent storage.
Notes: Wolf, you are not “gangsta”. Take off those gold chains and get back to work. - Dr. Church

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Item Number: SCP-4XXX

Object Class: Euclid

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