Scarlett's Letters
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NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION

The following document is not an error and has been kept for documentation purposes. Please do not report the following file to RAISA.

— Dr. Kathrine Kearns



Item #: SCP-4541

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4541 cannot be contained.

Description: SCP-4541 is the jealousy of man. SCP-4541 has affected an estimate of 78% of the population. The origin of SCP-4541 is unknown, but it has been discovered that SCP-4541 can be provoked by intense emotion.

SCP-4541 was initially believed to be an ordinary human emotion. On 09/09/████, while investigating an unrelated call, Agent Scarlett witnessed a child, assumed to be jealous of another child’s toy, kick the ground, and proceeded to explode.

Dr. Scarlett, what have we told you about inputting fake anomalies? After I know you’ve seen this, I’m deleting this file. You’re on thin ice.

— Prof. Elizabeth Wilbert




































Item #: SCP-4541

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4541 cannot be cured.

Description: SCP-4541 is a compulsive memetic hazard affecting Agent Epon Scarlett. SCP-4541 convinces Agent Scarlet to write reports about non-existent anomalies on the SCiP-Net database.

Dr. Scarlett, we both know you are not being forced to write these by an anomalous force. Quit the bullshit now. Your access to edit and create documents is being removed.

— Prof. Elizabeth Wilbert




































Item #: SCP-4541

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4541 is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment chamber.

Description: SCP-4541 is former Foundation employee Professor Elizabeth Wilbert. SCP-4541 was affected by a memetic phenomenon causing it to attempt to stop all other foundation employees from doing their jobs.

SCP-4541 was discovered by Agent Epon Scarlett when it attempted to stop him from inputing information about a new anomaly.

This isn’t funny anymore, Dr. Scarlett, I don’t know how you got access to the database, but this is coming to a close. You’re demoted from Level 4 Clearance to Level 2 Clearance. I hope you figure this out from me telling you in person, and not you reading this because you’re no longer qualified to access the database without permission.

— Prof. Elizabeth Wilbert




































Item #: SCP-0000

Object Class: Tragic

Special Containment Procedures: N/A

Description: SCP-0000 is the fact that many people don’t understand Agent Scarlet. He discovers amazing new anomalies only to be shot down. The only explanation is an anomaly. SCP-0000 is a memetic phenomenon convincing people that all of Agent Scarlett’s discoveries are fake when they are in-fact, real.

That’s it, you’re fired.

— Prof. Elizabeth Wilbert




































Item #: SCP-SCP

Object Class: Object Class

Special Containment Procedures: N/A

Description: SCP-SCP is The Foundation.

Addendum: Agent Scarlet entered the Foundation, who mind washed all of their employees.




































You didn’t even leave a note this time, bitch.




































Item #: SCP-FUCK

Object Class: Sike

Special Containment Procedures: It is sadly not possible.

Description: SCP-FUCK is the fact that everyone is fucking stupid

Agent Scarlett’s discoveries are very real

Addendum: haaaaahaa




































Item #: SCP-4541

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4541’s location is currently unknown. Efforts to track it down are being made. Any changes made by SCP-4541 are to be reported, recorded, and reverted as soon as discovered.

Description: SCP-4541 is former Foundation employee Dr. Epon Scarlett. SCP-4541 is a Class-V reality altering entity. SCP-4541 is immune to amnestics and memetic hazards. SCP-4541 has implied that it is capable of more than it has presented; it is unknown if this is true or not.

The following is a list of SCP-4541's currently known capabilities:

  • Altering the functionality of technology along with extracting information
  • Creating living organisms
  • Creating memetic agents and memetic info-hazards
  • Altering the function of an object
  • Obtaining information no matter its original form (i.e. speech, text, paper)

Discovery: The Foundation became aware of SCP-4541's anomalous capabilities on 07/01/████, when Prof. Elizabeth Wilbert reported that SCP-4541 still had access to its file after being amnestised and removed as Foundation staff. The following day, Prof. Wilbert found that her entire computer hard drive had been erased. A sticky-note was left on the keyboard which read:

:)

Addendum: On 07/24/████, staff members of Site-107 began to exhibit extreme jealousy of SCP-4541, claiming that "his discoveries put theirs to shame". Infected personnel began to exhibit jealousy of other Site-107 personnel. Infected personnel eventually engaged in violent verbal arguments.

98% of Site-107 was infected. The infected members were quarantined and treated with amnestics. It is of note that Prof. Wilbert was not affected.

At the end of the day, the following note was found on Prof. Wilbert's desk:

Are my discoveries real enough, Elizabeth?

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