Are You a Fuckin' Tool Yet?

Item No: SCP-XXX

Object Class: FUCK1

Special Containment Procedures: Any surfaces found to contain active instances of SCP-XXX are to be analyzed to ascertain the nature of the anomaly. In the event that an instance of SCP-XXX emerges within a Foundation facility, personnel within the facility in which the instance emerges are to be evacuated and replaced with personnel with a Memetic Resistance Index of at least 98%.

All inactive and neutralized instances of SCP-XXX are to be pressure-washed from the surface they emerged on.

Description: SCP-XXX is a message that anomalously manifests on various surfaces within or near the facilities of government organizations as graffiti. SCP-XXX instances usually appear to be composed of red spray paint, and bear the message "Are You a Fuckin' Tool Yet?" with few variations.

Upon manifestation of SCP-XXX instances, personnel within the nearest facility begin to speak erratically, uttering profanity and obscenities in place of some words regardless of grammatical soundness. This effect continues for 24 hours, and continues to affect personnel who leave the facility while SCP-XXX is active.

Addendum XXX-1: Notable Instances

Date Facility Effects
17/5/2020 The Pentagon2 After SCP-XXX manifested on a dumpster within the Pentagon's campus, several e-mail messages and phone calls mentioning a "threesome" with various Middle Eastern militant groups and replacing mentions of the Afghan war with "the fuck shit piss Afghanistan" were reported to several Pentagon supervisors under the belief that they were the result of an elaborate prank.
3/6/2020 United Nations Global Occult Coalition Headquarters All documentation pertaining to anomalous threat entities were edited, changing "KTE" to "Catboy Entity" and replacing the code names of anomalies with various profanities.
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