- About Me, Calibri Bold
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A lovely selfie of me wearing a cowboy hat.
An Introduction to Calibri Bold
Heyo friends! My name is Calibri Bold. I'm a young Mormon from Arizona, and a recent high school graduate. I'm a big Minecraft fan, as well as an avid reader. I like junk food, pretty rocks, sketching, and cute animals! I have an interest in graphic design, and have made two pages dedicated to the logos and icons I've made, here and here.
My Achievements
While I haven't done a whole lot on the site, I still have a few unique achievements to my name!
- Revived the Decommissioned object class for an SCP article: SCP-4456-D
- Wrote the longest JamCon 2020 entry: SCP-5559, at 3,434 words.
The Mega Cool Award
I might comment on your thing and say that it's mega cool. It has no official weight or anything, it just means your thing was cool enough that you received an unofficial award from me. Congratulations. You can stick the badge on your author page or something if you'd like.
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These here are just some of my thoughts, musings, and memories on some of the stuff I've made on the site. Most of them are just me recounting the process for making some of these articles, but they were honestly very fun to make, each and every one of them.
SCP-4645 was my very first article, and was so amazing to work on. It was an exciting yet somewhat nerve-wracking experience, going through the process. I was so stoked to get my first greenlights on the idea, from gee0765 and DrChandra on this thread here, and I quickly set out drafting. It didn't start out so great, but over time, and with some amazing crit from Pedantique, I was able to turn it around and make it into something decent.
Posting it was easily one of the scariest things I've ever done. I'd been working at it for a week or two, and while I was proud of what I'd made, I was still really scared to post it. At one point, I took it to my dad, who told me he was a big fan of the draft. The next day, I decided to take a leap of faith and post it.
The rest is history! I was so happy to see that it was well-received, and was astonished to see it reach +100 within a few weeks. To this day, it remains my highest-rated article on the site, and is very close to hitting +200!
SCP-4456-D was my third article posted to the site, and I consider it to be one of my claims to fame here. It was inspired by multiple discussions about the Decommissioned object class and how it was used back in the day. What piqued my interest was that while the Decommissioned class was primarily an out-of-universe tool, the tales about it, as well as how affected objects would be documented (SCP-XXX-D), implied that it had a definition in-universe, separate from the Neutralized object class.
I began asking around, doing research, seeing if I could get a definitive answer. However, its status as an outdated staff tool meant that an in-universe definition was never clearly defined, leaving it sort of open in a way. The best interpretation I could come up with was that it was an object that was deliberately neutralized by the Foundation or a member of senior staff, rather than one that was destroyed accidentally.
As I thought about it, I wondered how people would respond to another SCP that was, to some degree, Decommissioned. The practice was considered outdated, of course, but it would be neat to apply it to a modern SCP article1 and see if I could make it work. I already had an idea for an SCP article about an asexually reproducing warship2, and decided incorporate the Decommissioned class into it.
My first hurdle was coming up with an object that would necessitate destruction, since the Foundation rarely destroys SCP objects, without being something dangerous and uncontainable to the point of being ridiculous. I thought it would be fun to explore reasons that the Foundation would destroy an object, beyond it just being something difficult to contain. I decided to throw in a couple of unorthodox wrenches here, so to speak. Obviously, it would have to be something difficult to contain and whatnot, but I also made it both expensive to keep contained, and include a situation where containing it might actually be illegal to some extent. I thought of some other reasons a generic object might be Decommissioned, and threw them all together into a neat little checklist-type form you can see on the article.
My second hurdle was a combination of both in- and out-of-universe justification. The Decommissioned class hadn't been used in an extremely long time, and I would need to be able to fit it in an article naturally, beyond just some lolFoundation thing. And thus the Decommissioning Department was born: a department3 dedicated to determining which objects necessitated destruction, as well as finding a way to do so effectively. I put my author avatar, Dr. C. Bold, as head of the department, mostly so I could really cement credit for this particular piece of the site.
After a lot of drafting and revising, I posted the article, along with a short tale about the Decommissioning Department. Sadly, the tale didn't survive, but the main SCP article did, and it thrived! It was my second article to reach +100, and the entire thing is something I'm quite proud I was able to pull off. Someday though, I'm gonna get back to that tale. Just you wait.
SCP-3448-J was probably the fastest article I've ever made, drafted and posted in under a day. There's not much to say about it, honestly. But there are a few quirks that I enjoy. For starters, this wasn't originally going to be a -J. You might look at the cross-link4 and wonder how it couldn't be a -J, but that wasn't originally there either. But after a few critters, a lot of them agreed that it seemed like a -J. TheMightyMcB in particular thought it would make a good -J, and was actually the one who suggested that I include the cross-link.
SCP-3448-J is also my first and only5 article to have a video dedicated to it, courtesy of TheeSherm! I was ecstatic to learn that someone had made a video about my article, and I couldn't have been more grateful. If you're interested, the video can be found here.
JamCon 2020 was the very first contest I participated in6, and it was most certainly a challenge! Three articles in six days was most certainly difficult for me, but they were some of the most fun six days I've ever had, and I'm really grateful for the experience. Below are some short commentaries on each entry.
I Am Become Death: This was originally intended to be an 001 proposal, believe it or not! Unfortunately, while I was able to complete a full 001 draft, many critters agreed that it would probably be best if I spent more time on it. However, I was still able to get in an entry for the explosions theme. I was using ListPages for the draft, and as it turns out, many folks agreed that the first offset would make a nice short tale. A few adjustments later, I was able to enter an article, in the nick of time.
SCP-5559: Yeah, this was nutty, to say the least. I spent hours straight writing up this one, and I'm proud to say that it ended up being something really awesome. Not only is it the longest contest entry, it's also my longest article to date7! Ambrose was a bit of an obvious choice for the "Delicious" theme, but it was also cool to have them team up with the Foundation. It was also a nice excuse to use one of the joint Foundation/GoI logos somewhere.
2001-023: My very first GoI format! Working with the UIU format was a neat experience, and in my opinion, it really wasn't a far cry from the SCP format. As for the article itself, it was a fun little piece to make. Plenty of dialogue, characterization, and development for me to play around with. The actual idea was inspired by Scordatura in chat, and is a play on words of the theme, "More Than Meets The Eye," and instead writing "Moore Then Meets The Eye". However, it also fits the actual intent of the theme, and the main character might just be more than meets the eye.
I don't have much fan art now, but that can change! In fact, you can change that! Go, draw me some pretty pictures!
A very lovely portrait of my author avatar, Dr. C. Bold. He's found in SCP-4456-D and SCP-4943, but most of his characterization and his physical description comes from my previous author page. Huge thanks to my dad for this amazing gift he made!
While I know I'll never be able to achieve all of these, this is a nice sort of leaderboard/progress tracker to add stuff to. I saw it on a few other author pages and decided it would be nice to tack onto mine.
| Achievables | Unlocked? |
|---|---|
| SCPs | SCPs |
| Write an SCP | Yay! |
| Write 5 SCPs | Yay! |
| Write 10 SCPs | |
| Write 25 SCPs | |
| Write an SCP tagged as "safe" | Yay! |
| Write an SCP tagged as "euclid" | Yay! |
| Write an SCP tagged as "keter" | Yay! |
| Write an SCP tagged as "thaumiel" | |
| Write an SCP tagged as "neutralized" | |
| Write an SCP tagged as "explained" | |
| Write an SCP tagged as "joke" | Yay! |
| Write an SCP tagged as "esoteric-class" | Yay! |
| Collaborate on an SCP | |
| Write an SCP-001 Proposal | |
| Write an SCP in Series I | |
| Write an SCP in Series II | |
| Write an SCP in Series III | |
| Write an SCP in Series IV | |
| Write an SCP in Series V | Yay! |
| Write an SCP in Series VI | Yay! |
| Write a format screw SCP | |
| Tales | Tales |
| Write a tale | Yay! |
| Write 5 tales | |
| Write 10 tales | |
| Write 15 tales | |
| Write a tale that gets to +50 | |
| Write a tale that gets to +100 | |
| Start a tale series | Yay! |
| Finish a tale series | |
| Collaborate on a tale | |
| Write a Parawatch Tale | |
| GoI Formats | GoI Formats |
| Write a GoI Format | Yay! |
| Write 5 GoI Formats | |
| Write 10 GoI Formats | |
| Write 15 GoI Formats | |
| Write a GoI format that gets to +50 | |
| Write a GoI format that gets to +100 | |
| Collaborate on a GoI Format | |
| Write an Alexylva University Format | |
| Write an Ambrose Restaurants Format | |
| Write an Anderson Robotics Format | |
| Write an AWCY? Format | |
| Write a Black Queen Format | |
| Write a Chicago Spirit Format | |
| Write a CotBG Format | |
| Write a DEER College Format | |
| Write a Dr. Wondertainment Format | |
| Write a Factory Format | |
| Write a GOC Format | |
| Write a GRU Division "P" Format | |
| Write a Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting Format | |
| Write a Horizon Initiative Format | |
| Write an ICSUT Format | |
| Write an IJAMEA Format | |
| Write a Manna Charitable Foundation Format | |
| Write an MC&D Format | |
| Write a Medicean Academy of the Occult Arts Format | |
| Write a "Nobody" Format | |
| Write an ORIA Format | |
| Write an Oneiroi Collective Format | |
| Write a Prometheus Labs, Inc. Format | |
| Write a Serpent's Hand Format | |
| Write a Shark Punching Center Format | |
| Write a UIU Format | Yay! |
| Write a Wilson's Wildlife Solutions Format | |
| General | General |
| Get +200 net upvotes | Yay! |
| Get +500 net upvotes | Yay! |
| Get +1000 net upvotes | |
| Get +2000 net upvotes | |
| Get +3000 net upvotes | |
| Get +4000 net upvotes | |
| Get +5000 net upvotes | |
| Surpass one Moto of upvotes | |
| Enter an X000 Contest | |
| Enter a Contest | Yay! |
| Win a Contest | |
| Write for a canon | Yay! |
| Write 5 articles for canons | |
| Write 10 articles for canons | |
| Write for 5 different canons | |
| Create a canon | |
| Write a thing that does a thing | Yay! |
| Write a spooky scary murder monster | |
| Write a temporal anomaly | Yay! |
| Write a ghost story | |
| Write an urban legend | |
| Write a mystery that gets solved | |
| Write a mystery that doesn't get solved | |
| Write something grimdark | |
| Write something zany | |
| Write a recurring character | Yay! |
| Write a recurring author avatar | Yay! |
| Write about a one-time phenomenon | Yay! |
| Write about the Foundation being cruel | |
| Write about the Foundation being saviors | Yay! |
| Write about the Foundation's hands being tied | Yay! |
| Write a humanoid | Yay! |
| Write a sad article | Yay! |
| Write a wholesome article | Yay! |
| Write a confusing article | |
| Write a disturbing article | |
| Write a body horror article | |
| Write a funny article | Yay! |
| Write a 3000+ word article | Yay! |
| Write a <1000 word article | Yay! |
| Write a <500 word article | Yay! |
| Write an article about space | |
| Write an article about the seas | Yay! |
| Write an article about a moral dilemma | |
| Write an article with a lot of dialogue | Yay! |
| Write an article without a story | Yay! |
| Write a dado article | |
| Write an article about a Series I SCP | |
| Write an article that uses "The Listpages Thing" | |
| Write, crit, and post an article within 24 hours | |
| Write an article that gets a full feature on SCP Café | |
| Write an article that gets a YouTube video made about it | Yay! |
| Write an article that gets a good YouTube video made about it | Yay! |
| Write an article that gets covered by TheVolgun | |
| Write an article that gets covered by TheeSherm | Yay! |
| Had fanart made of one of my articles | |
| Commission art for one of my articles | Yay! |
| Write an article that gets to +50 | Yay! |
| Write an article that gets to +100 | Yay! |
| Write an article that gets to +200 | |
| Write an article that gets to +300 | |
| Write an article that gets to +400 | |
| Write an article that gets to +500 | |
| Write an article that gets to +1000 | |
| Write an article that gets to +100 in a week | |
| Write an article that gets to +200 in a month | |
| Write an article that gets to be the Top Rated of the Last 30 Days | Yay! |
| Write an article that gets to be the Top Rated of the Month | |
| Get an article featured on the front page | |
| Write a Tag Golf article | |
| Successfully coldpost an article | |
| Complete Bright's Challenge | |
| Create a new GoI |
So this here is my old author page. The reason I decided to make a new one isn't because I didn't like the other one, I was actually quite proud of it! That's why I'm putting it here, so that it can remain on the site in some form, and because I know a lot of you were fans of the old author page as well!
The reason I did a rewrite was because the format I had for the old one didn't really give all the information I wanted to on it. All it did was show my articles, with a bit of in-universe commentary, and a long tale to go through. The commentary also made it a hassle to update, since I'd have to write a new blurb for every new article. Once JamCon came around, I realized how impractical that was, and decided it would be best to just have an automatically updating list, with commentary where I really wanted it. Plus, I could include some personal info, the leaderboard, fan art, and some actually insightful thoughts.
Anyway, this was still a fun thing to make, and I do hope you enjoy reading it!
You approach the door and read the two signs on it. The first is a plaque; not terribly large or ostentatious, but noticeable.
Office of Dr. C. Bold
Scientific Department
Decommissioning Department
Beneath the plaque is a sheet of paper, taped to the door:
Hey there! I'm not here right now, but if you need to drop off something, or you need anything in my office, just walk right in! Oh, and feel free to take some candy corn!
You shrug your shoulders and walk in. You only need to drop off a proposal, and you won't need to stay long.
The office is large, and you might even say grand, if it isn't for the fact that the it's totally cluttered. The desk at the far end of the room is covered in papers, and the only other space is reserved for a hefty computer setup, a game of Monopoly, a small bust of what appears to be Morgan Freeman, and a stuffed frog.
The space around the desk is less messy, but still a bit of a hodgepodge. A couple of filing cabinets flanks the it, and an immense bulletin board, as covered as the desk, hangs on the wall to your right. A chair rests in the center of the room.
The walls of the rest of the office seem to be where its grandeur lies. Bookshelves stretch to the far end of the room, where a floor-to-ceiling window lets the sun illuminate the space. Behind the desk is a massive portrait, presumedly of Dr. Bold himself.
You set the paper on the desk. It doesn't seem to matter where, and if Dr. Bold wanted his papers somewhere specific, he would have either told someone who would have told you, or he would have made his desk look nicer.
As you turn to leave, you notice something else on the desk: a large bowl of candy corn. You remember the invitation on the door and decide to take one.
It's good; you feel like having another.
You turn to leave.
"Not even going to say hello?"
You stop in your tracks. You swear you just heard Morgan Freeman ask you to greet him.
You turn to the most obvious source of the sound - the bust - and shout, "Hello?"
"Look to your right," said the voice.
You turn to your right; you're staring at the bookshelf now.
"Not that far right."
You slowly start turning left, until you hear Morgan Freeman say "Stop right there." You can tell the voice is coming from somewhere near the desk, at least.
"Now tilt your head just a little bit downwards."
You lower your head slowly until your eyes rest on the stuffed frog. "Attaboy," says the voice, now obviously originating from the frog.
What a strange toy, a frog with such buttery tones.
"Um… hello," you say nervously.
"Well?" the frog asks. His Morgan Freeman voice sounds a little impatient, but the toy itself (well, himself, you guess) hasn't budged at all since you entered the room. It didn't even have a mouth to open. The voice just emanated. After you remain silent, the frog continues, "I mean, you could have a seat. Introduce yourself."
You hesitate a moment, then pull up a chair and sit down. "Um… nice to meet you."
"A pleasure to meet you as well," says the frog, "My name is Floppy."
You can see where he got the name. Instead of being plumped and full to bursting, like most stuffed animals, Floppy looked a little saggy.
"You can take a look around, if you'd like," says Floppy, "Cal won't mind, he loves it when people check out the stuff he's done."
You have a break right now, and the office looks interesting, but you're hesitant. "Are you sure?"
"Yeah, he loves to show off a bit. Even the unlocked files are open to visitors. Go on."
You stand up and take a look around. There are a lot of interesting-looking things to explore in here, the only question is where to start.
The desk is flooded with forms and documents, but two catch your eye.
Foundation Personnel File: Dr. C. Bold
Name: Dr. C. Bold
Clearance Level: █
Department Assignments: Scientific, Decommissioning
History: Grew up in the United States as a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, and graduated from [REDACTED] with doctorates in particle and applied physics. Was recruited by the Foundation shortly afterwards as a containment specialist, though quickly showed proficiency in anomaly research. Later advocated for the reinstatement of the Decommissioned class, and was moved into its department following its creation.
Disciplinary Notes:
- Performing unauthorized experiments on SCP objects in attempts to create "Minecraft 2".
- Sharing classified information in a Foundation-themed parody Christmas album distributed to various personnel.
- Through unauthorized tampering with SCP-████, creating an alternate universe made entirely of an infinite pillow fort.
Medical Notes:
- Self-Nomenclature Semantic Disassociation Disorder: his full first name is unknown, due to the fact that his full first name cannot be associated with himself. The first three letters ("Cal") are the only associable portions of his first name. All official documents may refer to him as "Dr. C. Bold" or "Dr. Cal. Bold". Research is underway to determine the remaining portion of Dr. C. Bold's name.
- SCP-212 Alterations: Eyes are constructed of crystalline material, though still function identically to previous eyes. All non-skeletal cells of right arm and a portion of torso have been replaced with a transparent substance that fulfills the function of replaced cells. Respiratory system now requires small amounts of cyanide gas to function; is equipped with mask and other devices to ensure proper administration of gas when required.
"So that's why we only get the first initial!" you exclaim. You look at the other interesting document. "Oh, hey. This one's about you, Floppy."
"Yeah," says Floppy, "I'm not interesting enough to warrant an SCP designation, so they let me stay here. Cal made me a document anyway, mostly for fun, but I appreciate it. He's still trying to get me approved for designation, thinks I'd be great as an official thing, especially since I can help out."
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-{$ITEM-NUM} operates from Dr. C. Bold's office as a site member. For official purposes, SCP-{$ITEM-NUM} has level 3 clearance and has access to information appropriate to his level and position.
Description: SCP-{$ITEM-NUM} is a toy stuffed frog that identifies with the name "Floppy". It is sapient, and possesses the ability to emanate a voice identified as that of celebrity Morgan Freeman.
While SCP-{$ITEM-NUM} has been in Foundation custody for several years, it has passed all loyalty tests given to it, and is being considered for Foundation membership.
Really cool. "I hope it works out," you say to Floppy.
"Thanks. I'm hoping as well."
You open the filing cabinet. Inside are multiple files, each with an SCP designation and a nickname. Inside each file is a brief description and the documents for the SCP objects themselves.
SCP-4645 - Blackmailing Computer
First SCP object I was assigned as project head for. Very much obnoxious to have to deal with on a day-to-day basis, but at least things never got too bad with it. Props to Andrea for finding a way to keep it only annoying, not dangerous.
SCP-4745 - Spooky Scary Snowman
Really cool how this one was only a single digit away from my first one. First ever time I got to deal with a Wondertainment thing myself. Whoever they are, I'm actually kind of sad it didn't work out for them. They seemed so invested in this, not to mention cancelling an entire series as a result.
SCP-4456-D - Decommissioned Mission
You know what? I'm glad we crashed Spain's economy. Serves them right for taking all of our stuff. I had to go through so many hurdles for them to let me Decommission this, I swear. On the bright side, I get to part of this great new department, so I guess there's that.
SCP-3448-J - Should Have Taken Him Sleeping
Curse you, Teddy.
You open the cabinet. It's much like the SCP object one, except this one appears to contain reports of events and stuff instead of SCP articles.
The End
Working on putting together the whole thing with Foreman and his Riders. It's gonna take a while, he's one of those mysterious dudes. But yeah, this report's on him just arriving here and the last world exploding behind him. This is going to be so much paperwork.
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Eldritch (Sung to the tune of "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas")
Couldn't really think of any place to put this, so it goes here. Just a little Christmas parody I made. And I guess it's a report, since I got written up for sharing classified information in it.
You open the cabinet. This one has much less inside it, and consists primarily of technical documents, guides, and anything else that wouldn't really go in the other two cabinets.
Icons, Emblems, and Logos
Graphic design and other artwork is a neat little thing I love to do, and I feel so amazing that the folks up top let me design some of the icons for the extended class list! Plus, I have MTFs and other folks coming over looking for a nice design. I made this file, where I can keep copies of all of them!
