KaktusKontainer

LOCATION: Boston, Massachusetts, USA

STATUS: Concluded

TIME: 7:42 PM (local time), 23 July 2019 (Mon)

EVENT CLASS: Active-Chaotic

[BEGIN LOG]

[00:00] - A heavy thunderstorm forms above the city.

[00:15] - A large, bright bolt of lightning strikes the city, and remains in one position, unmoving. Throughout this, deafeningly loud thunder is heard.

[00:23] - The lightning bolt begins to glow a bright purple color, and an unknown small entity is pulled up from the ground into it.

[00:40] - The small entity is now identifiable: a common house cat. More lightning bolts manifest above the cat, swirling around it in a "whirlpool" like formation. The cat continues to ascend.

[00:49] - A loud, deep male voice is heard emanating from the sky. Transcript of speech:

[01:03] - The cat begins to shake violently, beams of purple light coming from it's eyes and mouth.

[01:11] - The cat begins loudly meow-ing. This sound reverberates across the whole city.

[01:39] - A second male voice is heard, emanating from the north-east. Transcript of speech:

[01:41] - A glowing figure is seen in the sky, riding a heavily-armored horse.

[01:42] - The cat appears to calm down.

[01:44] - The first voice is heard once again. Transcript of speech:

[01:47] - A massive, robed, partially incorporeal elderly humanoid emerges from a storm cloud, wielding an glowing sharp implement.

[01:49] - The glowing figure produces a whip, which it proceeds to hit its horse with. This causes the horse to run at a vastly accelerated pace towards the elderly humanoid.

[01:53] - The elderly humanoid points its sharp implement towards the glowing figure, and a bright orange light-beam extrudes from its tip. This light-beam directly hits the figure, causing both it and its horse to fly backwards over the horizon.

[01:58] - The elderly humanoid turns towards the cat and begins to vocalize. Transcript of speech:

[02:05] - Emerging from behind a dark cloud, a gigantic female humanoid is seen, bearing a painted wooden mask in the image of a feline animal.

[02:10] - The elderly humanoid moves backwards slightly, before shouting towards the female figure. Transcript of speech:

[02:13] - The female figure points towards the elderly humanoid, and a swarm of hovering cats spontaneously manifest in the sky, which begin to approach the elderly humanoid. The female figure vocalizes. Transcript of speech:

[02:18] - The elderly humanoid begins incomprehensibly screaming as the swarm of cats reaches it. The initial cat, still suspended within the lightning bolt, becomes obscured within the swarm.

[02:20] - The elderly humanoid becomes completely overwhelmed by the swarm of cats, who are seen rapidly tearing it apart. Concurrently, the initial cat is freed from the lightning bolt, which then immediately hits the ground. The initial cat is then lifted further into the air by an unseen force.

[02:25] - The female figure vocalizes before demanifesting. Transcript of speech:

[02:37] - The initial cat begins to exude a white aura, and appears to disturb several lightning bolts nearby.

[02:49] - One of the cats within the swarm approaches the initial cat, and speaks to it in perfect English. Transcript of speech:

[02:58] - The initial cat instantaneously grows a pair of glowing wings and ascends from the swarm of cats into the atmosphere, eventually becoming obscured by clouds.

[03:10] - The swarm of cats begin to move away from the city, over the horizon. The speaking cat vocalizes once more while glancing upwards. Transcript of speech:

[END LOG]

Afterword: Immediately following the events above, the swarm of cats demanifested and all irregular weather activity ceased. Large swaths of aerosolized Class-B amnestics were then dispersed throughout the whole of Boston.