Item #: SCP-XXXX
Special Containment Procedures:
Description: SCP-XXXX is a bagel with a diameter of approximately 5 kilometres. It is currently situated in the Southern Pacific Ocean upon a similarly large plastic plate, designated SCP-XXXX-A. Apart from their increased sizes, neither SCP-XXXX nor SCP-XXXX-A present any anomalous abilities.
SCP-XXXX-1 is the skeleton of a male human, situated in the centre of SCP-XXXX-A. It is believed that SCP-XXXX-1 expired from anaphylactic shock. Before its death, SCP-XXXX-1 is presumed to have had reality bending capabilities.
Discovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered on 2016-05-23 during routine analysis of international satellite imagery. MTF Theta-5 ("The Bigger Boat") was dispatched to investigate.
After reaching SCP-XXXX, Theta-5 agents noticed a small opening on the object. Within it, two Argentinian-American males were discovered. Each was severely emaciated and suffering from Vitamin C deficiency. Both individuals were transported to the medical wing of Site-78 and interrogated. Following this, they were amnesticised and released.
Addendum XXXX.001 — Interview Log
Interviewed: Daniel Duarte, Timo Peralta
Interviewer: Researcher O'Neill
Foreword: An interview was conducted to discover the origins and background of SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX-A and SCP-XXXX-1
<Begin Log>
O'Neill: Alright. Can you tell me how exactly you ended up stranded on a bagel?
Duarte: Timo, you wanna explain?
Peralta: Aight. We were out fishing, just us and [audible sniff] Carl. I—
O'Neill: [Interrupting] Sorry, but who's Carl? Is that SCP-XXXX-1?
[Peralta begins to cry. Duarte is visibly irritated.]
Duarte: What the fuck, man? Carl was our friend; don't give him a fucking number.
O'Neill: It's some policy. There's nothing I can do about it.
Duarte: I'll explain, because Timo isn't gonna be able to. So Carl, he was some kinda wizard or something, and he'd do shit to fuck with us all the time. And we'd had a couple beers. Timo made some sorta joke about how he wished his bagel would go on forever.
[Peralta vomits. He is removed from the room.]
Duarte: Ugh. Anyway, we were kinda hammered at this point, so my memory's a little shaky. But next thing I knew, the boat was crushed under a massive fucking bagel.
O'Neill: Okay. How did this lead to the expiration of SCP-XXXX-1.
Duarte: He's still called Carl, however dead he is. But as soon as we'd all realised where we was, he just collapsed in front of us. Some sorta allergic reaction, and his needle was crushed somewhere under the fucking bagel.
[Duarte begins to cry]
O'Neill: This is about as far as we're going to get today. You can go back to your bed.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: Due to the unplanned cessation of the interview, further interrogations were scheduled. Analysis of the contents of SCP-XXXX revealed that it had a trace nut content, presumably due to the presence of nuts during production.
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