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Document récupéré à Temecula, en Californie, suite à l'Opération "Service de Livraison", dans un Lieu d'Intérêt ayant appartenu aux Restaurants d'Ambrose. Ce document est conservé aux fins d'utilisation par la FIM Lambda-14 ("Les Examinateurs Une Étoile") dans le cadre de sa lutte continuelle contre ce groupe d'intérêt.
Ambrose
| Entrées |
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| Seaside Super Shrimp: Nos crevettes sont les plus grosses de la ville, ça ne fait aucun doute ! Commandez-les à l'unité pour 1/4 ou 1/2 livres |
$4,90 |
| Ailes de la Côte Ouest : Savourez avec plaisir votre plat d'ailes épicées qui s'envoleront littéralement de la cuisine ! |
$4,30 |
| Seance Soup: Notre célèbre soupe bleue can have you dining with your relatives, even if you've never seen them alive! Un seul service par personne, menu fantôme disponible sur demande. |
$4,30 |
| Temecula Slider Towers: Savourez cette entrée particulière, et découvrez la vie sans friction pour une demi-heure ! (Ambrose ne peut être tenu responsable d'aucune blessure causée hors de l'emprise des lois de la friction.) |
$4.75 |
| Plats Principaux |
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| Une Salade Saine : Peut-être que ça ressemble à un tas d'herbe chaude, mais grâce à un anartiste local ça aura exactement le goût d'un cheeseburger ! |
$8,50 |
| Singularity Salmon: Un grand plat de saumon, servi avec des patates rôties et des haricots, qui défie les lois de la géométrie ! |
$12,30 |
| Omnipotent Potato Wedges: Our deep fried wedges are superior to all other dishes, and will make that fact known! Any food placed on the plate with them will also become potato wedges! |
$9.00 |
| Tambouille du Gangster: Become awestruck as the two halves of your meal fight for supremacy on your plate! The victor determines the flavour, never the same taste twice! |
$7.00 |
| Tint Taquito: Change your hue for the duration of your meal with this delicious Mexican delight! |
$11.00 |
| Barbecue fish: Carefully grilled piscomorph from one of at least three realities, depending on availability. |
$7.00 |
| Conceptual Curry: This dish is the pure concept of a madras curry, zero calories, and entirely transparent! Ask your waiter to add it to another dish. |
$6.00 |
| Chef's Choice: Changes weekly, ask your server! |
$9.00 |
| Desserts |
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| Easter Frog's Eggs: Rendered safe to eat by freezing and boiling, this delicious chocolate-like treat can be enjoyed year-round! |
$4.60 |
| Midnight Cotton Candy: A dark treat, sure to tickle your insides! Exclusively available at all of our restaurants thanks to The Circus of the Disquieting, the Greatest Show in all the Worlds! |
$3:39 |
| Sunside Sugar Shack: A sweet treat you're sure to enjoy, and it'll give you a sunny disposition as well! |
$5.00 |
| Mango Salsa: Two fruits performing a Latin dance on your plate! Muy caliente! |
$2.50 |
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Customer Reviews: Temecula
@AirConditionedLaurie
★★★★☆
Great place to eat with a good selection of food!
C'est sympa d'avoir enfin un endroit pour manger ce qui convient le mieux à mes goûts les plus ésotériques. Super endroit en plus !
@Quarterporter
★★★★☆
I've spent a couple of enjoyable evenings here, the changing menu items are interesting, but I feel like using actual self-modifying menus would improve it a lot.
@fredazx1fn0q2rc
★★★☆☆
I didn't like the waiter's face.
@ready-to-freddie
★★★★★
The atmosphere is really down to earth, which is tricky to pull off with some of these menu items! Five stars!
@emptyjudith
★★☆☆☆
Food was good, but about half way through our meal some anophiliac ran at our table and tried to stuff his dick into our drinks.
@morecircularhome
★★★☆☆
Place was crawling with guards, I think there was some kind of incident recently? Managed to have an enjoyable enough meal, but I was constantly on edge.
@alarming_julius
★☆☆☆☆
If you ever want my custom again, you'll repair your draconian laws! If you refuse to serve me based on one unplanned incident than I will be forced to incite the Foundation upon your establishment.
@WannaJuana
★★★★★
I had a great meal with the family, everyone said their meals were excellent! I had the fish, and experienced flavors that don't exist in this world!
@cristina.the.arena
★★★★☆
There was a sale on, and the owner himself cooked for us! Only downside was the ongoing memetic outbreak in the city, but that's hardly this place's fault.
…It wasn't, right?
@FastandJiving
★★★☆☆
My mouth literally will not stop watering!
Seriously, how do you deal with runaway salivation?
@RhianneW-L14
★☆☆☆☆
Fuck you.
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