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Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a standard humanoid containment chamber.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a male human, believed to have been born some time between 1944 and 1964. It is 174cm in height and has a mass of 94kg.

If SCP-XXXX is in close proximity to a human, it will request to be picked up and thrown. Despite the anomaly's weight, individuals report no difficulty in throwing it. When thrown, SCP-XXXX will travel approximately forty metres, before changing direction and returning to its original location.

Addendum XXXX-1: Interview Log

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-J

Interviewer: Researcher Miller Ennial

<Begin Log>

Dr. Ennial: Greetings, SCP-XXXX

SCP-XXXX: Are you gonna throw me, or not?

Dr. Ennial: Why would I throw you? We're trying to have an interview.

SCP-XXXX Well, I won't tell you anything until you throw me, so this is gonna be a pretty crappy interview.

Dr. Ennial: Ugh. If you insist.

Dr. Ennial picks up and throws SCP-XXXX. It breaks through the wall of the room, then returns to its seat after approximately eight seconds.

SCP-XXXX: That's so much more fun than whatever kids get up now. Back in my day, we didn't have any phones, let alone ones to play Nintendo on.

Dr. Ennial: Uh-huh, okay. Do you remember how you first got this anomalous ability?

SCP-XXXX: Yeah. I was trying to get away from my dumb wife, but I just kept coming back to her. Whatever I tried. Stupid wife.

Dr. Ennial: Shut up, boomerang.

<End Log>

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