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| Number | Link | Pun | ??? | ??? |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wow a different site you traitor | Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dies | In part by |
Either a completely straight played version of Diner, Drive-Ins, and Dives but anomalous or a parody of 2030. Not sure yet. |
| Two | Tooterino | Buckpipes | It’s an old draft. I’ll rewrite it eventually. | Sheep that have been turned into living bagpipes. Another big sheep shoots balls of wool out of pipes on its back that turn into more bagpipe sheep. Also my past attempt at creating a GoI. |
| ★★★☆☆ | What kinda object class is this? | No News is Good News OR The Most Boring Day in History | On hold for a while. | April 11th, 1954. Statistically the most boring day in history. Numerous anomalous events and occurrences happened that counteracted/contained each other. |
| 4th | Would you believe your egg if I were to smonk a leg? | Have You Been Scrombled? | It’ll be done at some point, I promise. | A flyer made by GAW that describes a disease. The symptoms are just normal things people feel. |
| V | Tuuuuuuune | Death of an Industry | This will take a long time. | A dimension occupied by concepts of obsolete companies & tech involved with movies. Outside of the dimension is the concept of fame that corrupts people. Only people & concepts that are unknown can enter. |
Ideas To Be Used In The Future
- Sandwich Police that inhabit Sandwich, Massachusetts. You can’t eat a sandwich without a sandwich license, which doesn’t exist.
- S.S. El Faro, who’s last words before sinking were Rut Roh in a Scooby-Doo voice. 5 crew members survived and were turned into different styles of animation. An old handrawn black & white cartoon trapped on the walls of a room, a cel animated Shaggy reject, a cooperative Christmas claymation, an unfinished wire animatic, and an SFM freak.
- April 11th, 1954. Statistically the most boring day. Numerous anomalous events occurred counteracting each other preventing anything interesting from happening.
- GAW makes a flyer and distributes it claiming that people who suffered from various common feeling have something called “being scrombled.” The flyer looks like one of those surreal memes with the weird mannequin head in space. It’s not actually anomalous and is just a placebo effect/hypochondria, so it’s an -EX.
Ideas That Aren’t Thought Out
- Scooby-Doo scenario where the killer just sucks at his job
- When will Ted finally show up to the Talk?
- Man who went back in time to invent running
- Something involving the Ambrose Goi
- OwO is an infohazard
- Something involving overly specific targeted t-shirts
- More antics of SCP-3462’s employers & an explanation for their existence
- Everyone who has owned one of the 13 crystal skulls has died weirdly because aliens were pissed about them faking supernatural events
- Literal pool table with ball fish and a card shark
- An island of people claiming to be Florida from the future that was cut off of the US
- Rewrite of 3268 as a bunch of sea animals getting human parts
- Disease that bends reality around it, but is only spread through perception of the disease
The Death of an Industry
- 3462
- Place where irrelevant concepts and companies dealing with the film business end up when they “die” but it turns out our buddy Blockbuster escaped, killing his captor Dish on the way out. Only acessable to companies and things who are unknown or “not popular” and the world outside the place is corrupting and is the concept of fame.
- Fleisher Animation
- CRT TVs
- Betamax
- Rankin Bass after a while
- Keystone Studios
- Cel Animation
- The S.S. El Faro
- Video killed the Radio Star
