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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid


An instance of SCP-XXXX prior to containment.

Special Containment Procedures: Instances of SCP-XXXX without a host are to be hanged in a standard containment locker located at Site-19. Instances of SCP-XXXX joined to a host are to be kept in a low-risk humanoid containment cell at Site-19 for up to six months in an effort to lure SCP-XXXX off of its host. Formerly effected hosts released from SCP-XXXX are to be interviewed and administered Class-B amnestics before being released back into society.

Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation for a species of parasitic business suits created by Avelar Professional Products Incorporated.1.

When without a host, SCP-XXXX will often pick out a target designed for its particular sex. SCP-XXXX will stalk the subject for up to a period of five weeks before eventually choosing a different target should the target not don SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX will find methods to discreetly come to the attention of its target by choosing locations the target would find SCP-XXXX.2

Should a subject ultimately put SCP-XXXX on, SCP-XXXX will gain control over the muscular system of the subject while the subject continues to retain their sapience. SCP-XXXX will begin using its host as a means of applying for numerous white-collar business jobs. In the event the host of SCP-XXXX is employed in the workforce, SCP-XXXX will remain attached to its host until expiration. In the event the host of SCP-XXXX fails to be employed in a white-collar job, SCP-XXXX will eventually force itself off of the host and search for a new target.

SCP-XXXX is seemingly capable of affecting the thoughts of its host, causing the host to remain under the impression that they are completely in control of their actions. Subjects wearing SCP-XXXX will speak in a monotone voice, often expressing interest in nothing but work. Subjects will often retain their basic interests and hobbies, yet will refuse to pursue them any longer.

Incident XXXX.2: On 16 June 2018, an SCP-XXXX instance was discovered to have achieved the role of CEO within a business conglomerate. The name of this individual was "Matthew Vickers", designated PoI-531. Vickers was under the influence of an instance of SCP-XXXX for what was estimated to be around four months upon gaining the chair of CEO. Foundation field agents Westrin and Everwood infiltrated an exclusive business seminar under the guise of small business owners in an attempt to recover the uncontained SCP-XXXX instance.

Addendum XXXX.2: Interview Log

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