Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Due to its size, containment of SCP-XXXX is not required.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a lime which left the Earth's atmosphere on 08/14/2012, moving at over 40,000 m/s. It is unknown how the lime has survived intact, but it is currently between the orbits of Uranus and Neptune.
Addendum XXXX.1: Trajectory analysis revealed SCP-XXXX's origin to be a rural home in Arizona. The following recording was found on an Echo Dot in the home:
Female Voice: If you kids are going to make such a fuss about a lime, then neither of you get it!
Sound of door opening, followed by sonic boom.
Voice: Go to your rooms, NOW!
Numerus Rei: SCP-LA-II
Genus Rei: Keter
Formulae Præcipuae Continendi: Propter suus magnitudine, continendum de SCP-LA-II non desiderium est.
Descriptio: SCP-LA-II viridem fructum est, quod atmospheram de Terrae liquerat in VIII/XIV/MMXII. Quomodo possit vivere ignotum est, sed inter orbitae de Uranum et Neptunum.
Addendum LA-II.I: Analysis de traiectoriae revelavit origenem de SCP-LA-II esse domum in Arizonae. Hoc historia conperit in Resonantiae Maculae in domi.
Vox De Feminae: Si filii ipsum iratum de fructum estis, tum neque de estis id!
[Sonus de portae, tum butio.]
Vox: Ut vestras cubiculis ire, nunc!
