Citrus In Orbit

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Due to its size, containment of SCP-XXXX is not required, apart from preventing spacecraft from entering its close proximity.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a lime which left the Earth's atmosphere on 08/14/2012, moving at over 40,000 m/s. It is unknown how the lime has survived intact, but it is currently between the orbits of Uranus and Neptune.

Addendum XXXX.1: Trajectory analysis revealed SCP-XXXX's origin to be a rural home in Arizona. The following recording was found on an Echo Dot in the home:

Female Voice: If you kids are going to make such a fuss about a lime, then neither of you get it!

Sound of door opening, followed by sonic boom.

Voice: Go to your rooms, NOW!

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