The Pataphysical Meat Grinder
rating: +1+x

Item Number: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Following Test XX, SCP-XXXX is not to be activated unless approved by Research Head Jacob Leibowitz and the Site Director. Usage of SCP-XXXX's secondary primary anomalous effects are forbidden.

SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a standard object locker. SCP-XXXX may only be powered during testing while an individual with adequate training in conceptual/semantic disassociation anomalies is present; see supplementary documentation for specific reqiurements.

Unauthorized SCP-XXXX-1 instances are to be "unconceptualized" via SCP-XXXX's secondary primary anomalous effect, unless conceptual coherency is entirely lost (see Test YY).

Description: SCP-XXXX is a massive, industrial-grade meat grinder which partially intersects extra-dimensional and conceptual spaces. SCP-XXXX does not require electrical input or fuel.

When a solid object or entity is inserted into SCP-XXXX's input, the grinder's anomalous effects will activate. The object or entity inserted will appear to be consumed and destroyed at a constant rate; notably, living entities report no pain during the process. Once the input is empty of all solid objects, SCP-XXXX will begin to produce SCP-XXXX-1 in its output.

SCP-XXXX-1 is a semi-fluid substance of indeterminable make, similar in appearance to organic tissue produced by non-anomalous meat grinders. However, SCP-XXXX-1 is conceptually identical to the object it was produced from; for example, an apple placed within SCP-XXXX would produce an SCP-XXXX-1 instance which is perceived semantically the same, but physically different. SCP-XXXX-1 instances are indestructible, indivisible, and do not react with other fluids or gasses, but will merge with other SCP-XXXX-1 instances if they come in physical contact.

On SCP-XXXX's side is a singular dial which displays two options: "Concept" and "Real". When SCP-XXXX is set to its "Concept" setting, it will activate normally as outlined above. However, when set to its "Real" setting, it will operate inversely, and will convert SCP-XXXX-1 instances back into their physical counterpart1. Research into this process is ongoing.


Testing Log A — Initial Research


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