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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous condition transmitted primarily via sexual contact. Infected subjects exhibit no physical or psychological symptoms. SCP-XXXX infection can only be detected by uninfected sexual partners of infected individuals; when an uninfected individual is brought to orgasm by an infected individual1, they experience a perceptual anomaly which includes total sensory hallucination and significant time dilation.

beginning at the start of the game, when the player character awakens in a horse-drawn carriage on their way to be executed, and not ending until the defeat of the game's "final boss", the dragon Alduin, at the end of the main quest-line.

Regardless of how much subjective time it takes an individual to complete Skyrim2, to outside observers the perceptual anomaly only lasts for the duration of orgasm3, and its physical signs - closed eyes, open mouth, labored breathing - are nearly indistinguishable from the effects of a particularly strong orgasm.

SCP-XXXX is transmitted in approximately 70% of sexual encounters during which a participant experienced the perceptual anomaly. Only individuals who experienced the perceptual anomaly are at risk of contracting SCP-XXXX,


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