MEAT PIT MEAT PIT

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]

Description: ITS THE FUCKING MEAT PIT BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Test Log: Manned Exploration XXXX-1

Date: OPTIONAL

Subject: SCP-XXXX

Conducted By: Researcher Gianni

Field Agent: D-81451


[BEGIN LOG]

D-81451: What am I supposed to be feeling?

Researcher Gianni: Um… [Papers shuffling.] Just describe your perception of the anomaly.

[Extended damp squelching noise.]

D-81451: I mean, it's okay, I guess. Like, I could just do this at home, you know?

[Pause. Faint gurgling.]

Researcher Gianni: …"Okay".

D-81451: Yeah, I mean, like, ionno, you know? I probably wouldn't have waited if I'd known it was just gonna be some normal-ass gristle and smooth muscle, y'know? Like… gimme some fuckin' peristalsis or something.

[Wet smacking sound.]

D-81451: This is boring. When's it supposed to be over?

Researcher Gianni: When you exit via the other orifice. Considering how long it's taken you to get to your current position, we estimate about another twenty minutes.

D-81451: [Eleven-second heavy sigh trailing off into a groan.]

[END LOG]

Addendum XXXX.1:
D-81451, while inves

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