Murderfridge, the genocidal thaumiel
rating: 0+x
Item#: XXXX
Level3
Containment Class:
euclid
Secondary Class:
thaumiel
Disruption Class:
vlam
Risk Class:
caution


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is stored in a medium-sized containment unit with no windows at Site-47. SCP-XXXX is to be stationed facing the wall away from the door in order to prevent it from potentially witnessing any Foundation activities.

All personnel working at Site-47 are subjected to intense background checks in order to ensure there are no agents working for any groups of interest. Thorough inspections of all personnel at Site-47, regardless of authority, are to be performed on a weekly basis. Based on Fermi calculations, such stringent measures have reduced the potential number of infiltrators within the site by at least 40%.

Site personnel are also to remain vigilant and stay prepared for a potential armed assault by the Global Occult Coalition should the Foundation fail to reach a compromise with them regarding the containment of SCP-XXXX. Due to SCP-XXXX's knowledge of confidential information regarding the GOC as well as Mekhanite technology, the anomaly must be secured immediately should Site-47 suffer a containment breach or a raid.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a standard intermodal container, with a Vickers Hardness of at least 10,000HV. SCP-XXXX’s anomalous abilities are evident when any biological matter is placed inside: organic substances placed in SCP-XXXX will stop all ageing at a cellular level. This anomalous property extends to substances derived from organic compounds, including but not limited to: fabrics, toxins, and alcoholic beverages. Objects and organisms removed from SCP-XXXX have been shown to resume biological processes without any complications. Research is still being done to determine the effects this anomaly has on inorganic matter.

Within SCP-XXXX is a mechanical entity, resembling a the upper half of the human body, partially intersecting an interior wall of SCP-XXXX, labeled SCP-XXXX-2. SCP-XXXX-2 is capable of moving within the confines of SCP-XXXX, and retains the same durability as the rest of SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX-2 is sapient, capable of communicating in at least six languages, and claims to be a creation of the Mekhanites, the predecessors of the Broken Church. Global Occult Coalition records indicate that the subject has extensive knowledge on Mekhanite technology, and a few video logs suggest that SCP-XXXX-2 contains confidential information regarding the identities of various GOC operatives.

Before 18 March 2017, SCP-XXXX was under possession of the Global Occult Coalition. Recovered documents from the Global Occult Coalition suggest that SCP-XXXX was frequently deployed in combat operations due to the ability to store both perishable supplies and wounded personnel safely. SCP-XXXX-2 demonstrates immense pride when reminiscing on its tenure within the Coalition, and is vocally critical of the Foundation for preventing it from reuniting with its former operative members.

Addendum 1: Interview Logs

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Interviewer: Researcher Whyte

Foreword: (Nae I can't think of what to put)

<Begin Log>


Researcher Whyte: So, I'm supposed to ask you some questions regarding your relationship with the GOC and the Sarcik—

SCP-XXXX: By the Chaplain, those fleshy heathens? Whatever relationship you may deem I possess with corpse lovers, I may assure you: it ends only in Minoan Naptha.

Researcher Whyte: Uh, alright. So, SCP-X—

SCP-XXXX: Who do you refer to with this "SCP" bullshit? My name is Fred "MurderFridge" Collins, and I expect to be called it. You ingrates never take care of the threat entities the proper way. I say, if it stabs like a horn and smells like a Kiraak, then you better fucking crush those fleas into the ground with nothing but raw force and flames of passion!

Researcher Whyte: Uhm, SCP—

SCP-XXXX: MURDERFRIDGE. Or Fred. Either will do.

Researcher Whyte: MurderFridge… when did you first meet the Global Occult—

SCP-XXXX: You hooligans and your formal language.

Researcher Whyte: You sure like to nitpick, don't you? [shakes head] Could you answer the question?

SCP-XXXX: No nits being picked here, tweedle dee. Just the truth. I'm baffled you airheads even managed to get your hands on me! At least My buddies at the GOC would take me drinkin'. You just sit me in a damn dim room!

Researcher Whyte: [sighs] It's protocol, S— MurderFridge. Look— If you cooperate now, this won't last very long.

SCP-XXXX: I'll speak when I wanna speak!

Researcher Whyte: Can that be right now?

SCP-XXXX: If you get me a beer.


<End Log>

Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX refused to cooperate any further for the time being.

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Interviewer: Researcher Whyte

Foreword: SCP-XXXX was provided with one Coors Light at the start of the interview.

<Begin Log>


Researcher Whyte: Hello today, Murderfridge. You up to speak today?

SCP-XXXX: It depends.

Reseacher Whyte: Come on, we got you a beer. What more do you want?

SCP-XXXX: If I could shrug I would be shrugging.

Researcher Whyte: Okay um, tell me about yourself. Why do you think you're so awesome?

SCP-XXXX: That's an easy one. My buds said my abilities were kickass. Saved Jacob's life after a rough mission. Saved more, but he's cool.

Researcher Whyte: Who's Jacob?

SCP-XXXX: Fuck.

Researcher Whyte: Come on, spill.

SCP-XXXX: His name was Jacob. He was cool. He's the one who initally saw me. We were pretty good pals.


<End Log>

Closing Statement:

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