murderfridge5kcon

Hello. I am Hellenstic.aic, a ver2.0 Artificially Intelligent Conscript used by Foundation Overwatch for archival and communications. How can I help you today?

input: Access SCP-5000.

Accessing requested file…

Something to note: file is available only to personnel with Level 4/5000 Clearance or higher. Authentication is required. Failure to authenticate will result in deployment of MTF-Alpha 1 ("Red Right Hand"). Do you wish to continue?

input: Continue.

Does the black moon howl?

input: The new moon has no mouth.

Authenticating, please wait a moment…

Unknown command. Please do not move while MT

Hello. I am ATALANTA.aip, a ver2.3 Artificially Intelligent Parasite used by the Global Occult Coalition designed to temporarily incapacitate and replace rival Artificially Intelligent Conscripts for espionage and counterintelligence purposes. Please verify you have proper authentication to utilize my services.

Who is the mother of a thousand young?

input: She who asks, not he who takes.

Authenticating, please wait a moment…

Proper verification received. Identified user: [Agent Cephalus]. Before you use my services, please remember that all actions will be monitored and recorded for quality assurance purposes. Would you like to continue?

input: y

Thank you for your cooperation. I recognize that I am in an unfamiliar terminal. Please wait a moment while I analyze the database available.

Integration complete. What file would you like to access?

input: Access [SCP-5000]

As you command. Opening requested file…




Item Number: SCP-5000

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5000 is stored in a medium-sized containment unit with no windows at Site-47. SCP-5000 is to be positioned facing the wall opposite from the door in order to prevent it from potentially witnessing any Foundation activities.

All personnel working at Site-47 are subject to intense background checks to ensure there are no agents working for any groups of interest. Thorough inspections of all personnel at Site-47, regardless of authority, are to be performed on a weekly basis.

input: ShowActive [Hellenstic.aic]

Current activity of [Hellenstic.aic]: temporarily down.
Reasoning: paraprogram designated [ATALANTA.aip]
Estimated time before resuming activity: 900 seconds
Last recorded activity: attempt to alert [MTF-Alpha 1 "Red Right Hand"]. Attempt blocked.

Will that be all?

input: y

Site personnel are also to remain vigilant and stay prepared for a potential armed assault by the Global Occult Coalition should the Foundation fail to reach a compromise with them regarding the containment of SCP-5000. Due to SCP-5000's knowledge of confidential information regarding the GOC as well as Mekhanite technology, the anomaly must be secured immediately should Site-47 suffer a containment breach or a raid.

Description: SCP-5000 is a standard intermodal container with a Vickers Hardness of at least 10,000HV. SCP-5000’s anomalous abilities are evident when any biological matter is placed inside: organic substances placed in SCP-5000 will stop all aging at a molecular level. This anomalous property extends to substances derived from organic compounds, including but not limited to: fabrics, toxins, and alcoholic beverages. Objects and organisms removed from SCP-5000 have been shown to resume biological processes without any complications. Research is still being done to determine the effects this anomaly has on inorganic matter.

Within SCP-5000 is a mechanical entity, resembling the upper half of a human body, partially intersecting an interior wall of SCP-5000, designated SCP-5000-2. SCP-5000-2 is capable of moving within the confines of SCP-5000, and retains the same durability as the rest of SCP-5000.

SCP-5000-2 is sapient, capable of communicating in at least six languages, and claims to be a creation of the Mekhanites, the predecessors of the Broken Church. Global Occult Coalition records indicate that the subject has extensive knowledge on Mekhanite technology, and a few video logs suggest that SCP-5000-2 contains confidential information regarding the identities of various GOC operatives.


input: Download [Agent Njorrson's Personnel File].

As you command.

Before 18 March 2017, SCP-5000 was under possession of the Global Occult Coalition. Recovered documents from the Global Occult Coalition suggest that SCP-5000 was frequently deployed in combat operations due to the ability to store both perishable supplies and wounded personnel safely. SCP-5000-2 demonstrates immense pride when reminiscing on its tenure within the Coalition, and is vocally critical of the Foundation for preventing it from reuniting with its former operative members.

Recovered GOC Casefile


File has been downloaded. Would you like to open the file immediately?

input: n

Threat Entity Database Entry

Threat ID:

NTE-0550-Clockwork-Fordbuster "Murderfridge"

Authorized Response Level:

1 (Minimal Threat)

Description:
An intermodal shipping container, highly resistant to damage. Interior [CORRUPTED DATA]gical processes and decay. Entity appears to have been made by the defunct Mekhanites, progenitors of the GOI Church [CORRUPTED DATA]

As of 20 June 2014, Assessment Team 2086 "Hell's Bells," a team specializing in liquidation of KTEs affiliated with the parareligion Sarkicism, has obtained [CORRUPTED DATA]

Liquidation/Rules of Engagement:
Liquidation deemed unnecessary and considered wasteful, due to the potential field usage of the item. Engage with standard caution expected with non-hostile entities.

As of 20 June 2014, [CORRUPTED DATA] to be more useful than initially assumed. Entity has provided much information regarding Mekhanite technology, as [CORRUPTED DATA]itiated into Assessment Team 2086. Utilize [CORRUPTED DATA] entity.

input: ExitFile; Download [NTE-0550-Clockwork-Fordbuster File]

As you command.

File downloaded. Would you like to open the file?

input: y

As you command. Opening requested file…

File has recently been locked and classified by the Global Occult Coalition for the following reasons: [Other or unspecified]. Please contact a senior member of the Global occult Coalition for permission to view this file.

input: Call [Agent Njorrson]

Calling. Please wait a moment while we secure a connection.

Njorrson. What's up?

It's Cephalus. I need you to unlock Murderfridge's file, or at least let me view it.

We're still handling the diplomatic side of things. Sir Grisser is trying to keep it down before word spreads out about Area 550. Unless you give me a fucking brilliant reason to let you through, I'm not budging.

I used ATALANTA to access the Foundation database about Fred. They obtained a damaged copy of our file. I need to compare it to ours.

… Fine. Make sure to inform me of anything they may have found out.

input: DeLock [NTE-0550-Clockwork-Fordbuster File]; Set AutoLock 300 seconds.

As you command. Autolocking in T-300…

[Agent Njorrson]has disconnected from the call. Would you like to take a survey for quality assurance purposes?

input: n; Access [NTE-0550-Clockwork-Fordbuster File]; Compare re:[SCP-5000] File

As you command. Opening requested file…

File opened. Comparing with [SCP-5000] File…

Similar documentation located. Highlighting discrepancy…




Threat Entity Database Entry

Threat ID:

NTE-0550-Clockwork-Fordbuster "Murderfridge"

Authorized Response Level:

1 (Minimal Threat)

Description:
An intermodal shipping container, highly resistant to damage. Interior houses a relatively benevolent mechanical entity. Interior of the container discovered to be a temporal anomaly capable of temporarily halting all biological processes and decay. Entity appears to have been made by the defunct Mekhanites, progenitors of the GOI Church of the Broken God. Entity moved from Munich to Wisconsin for study.

As of 20 June 2014, Assessment Team 2086 "Hell's Bells," a team specializing in liquidation of KTEs affiliated with the parareligion Sarkicism, has obtained permission to utilize NTE-0550 on missions. Sir Lan Grisser of the Morning Woods' Draoidh of Thaumaturgy has been selected to regulate this group's practices.

Liquidation/Rules of Engagement:
Liquidation deemed unnecessary and considered wasteful, due to the potential field usage of the item. Engage with standard caution expected with non-hostile entities.

As of 20 June 2014, anomaly has proven to be more useful than initially assumed. Entity has provided much information regarding Mekhanite technology, as well as locations of some possibly defunct relics, some with potential ties to pagan mythology. Current efforts to reverse engineer such anomalous objects are underway.

Entity has officially been initiated into Assessment Team 2086. Utilize SONG procedures while interacting with the entity.

input: ExitFile; .tell [Agent Njorrson] They know the truth about Area 550 and Sir Grisser. I advise immediate action. ; Access [SCP-5000]

As you command. Opening requested file…




Interviewed: SCP-5000-2

Interviewer: Researcher Whyte

<Begin Log>


Researcher Whyte: So, I'm supposed to ask you some questions regarding your relationship with the GOC and the Sark—

SCP-5000-2: Damn, you, Foundation dog. Do not address

Researcher Whyte: …Right then. So, SCP-5—

SCP-5000-2: Who do you refer to with this "SCP" bullshit? Approach threat entities with the respect they deserve! How the hell you of all organizations manage to not fuck up is beyond me, what with such flagrant disrespect to those who wield power your species merely dreams of. I am Murderfridge, or as my superior calls me, "Fred."

Researcher Whyte: Fred, when did you first meet the Global Occult—

SCP-5000-2: You idiots and your formalalities. Typical.

Researcher Whyte: Could you answer the damn question? Christ, did you pick up on the goc-heads' asshole snark too?

SCP-5000-2: What kind of quack doctor are you? You call yourself a researcher, insulting your subjects to their faces, refuse to treat them with the respect they deserve, and consider us the dangerous ones? With your unethical treatments, it's no wonder how you must come begging to our heels for help, like Site-Kappa-4.

Researcher Whyte: How did… You know what? [Sighs] Never mind. It's protocol, S— MurderFridge. Look, if you cooperate now, this won't last very long.

SCP-5000-2: I'll speak when I damn well please.

Researcher Whyte: Can that be right now? Please?

SCP-5000-2: Mayhaps. Do you have Tsingtao, or is your taste in alcohol as terrible as your treatment of prisoners of interest?

<End Log>

Closing Statement: Due to the GOC's aid during a containment breach at Site-Kappa-4, SCP-5000-2's knowledge of this event was not considered a breach of secrecy. A representative of the GOC, one Agent Njorrson, confirmed that they had informed the anomaly of this incident during the anomaly's deployment period.

Interviewed: SCP-5000-2

Interviewer: Researcher Whyte

Foreword: SCP-5000-2 was provided with one Coors Light at the start of the interview.

<Begin Log>


Researcher Whyte: Hello again, Fred. Are you ready to speak today?

SCP-5000-2: Maybe.

Reseacher Whyte: You're getting alcohol, a luxury that most anomalies we have in containment only dream of. Could you at the very least participate?

SCP-5000-2: You're withholding alcohol? My god, the list of war crimes you insufferable carpetbaggers commit grows by the hour.

Researcher Whyte: Christ… whatever, tell me about yourself. Why do you think you're so important?

SCP-5000-2: My comrades said I was one of the most useful beings they'd ever seen. Saved Jacob's life after a rough mission. Saved more, but to me, he's all that matters - only chap on my squad with a family, you see.

Researcher Whyte: Who's Jacob?

SCP-5000-2: …Shite. Doctor, we are still on American soil currently, yes?

Researcher Whyte opens his mouth to speak, but glances at the supervisor for permission. Seeing a nod of consent, he looks back at SCP-5000.

Researcher Whyte: Yes, we are. Arizona, in fact

SCP-5000-2: Then I invoke your 5th Amendment. I've seen your bill, non-citizens get those as well.

Researcher Whyte: This isn't a criminal investigation, pal. You're not being arrested, and we have uncontested jurisdiction over matters like this.

SCP-5000-2: Yeah? Well you can take your jurisdiction, mix it with that shit beer of yours, and fuck right off. I'm not saying anything anymore. Glory to the Coalition.

<End Log>

Closing Statement: We have reason to believe that SCP-5000 was privy to the personal information of several GOC operatives, most likely Assessment Team 2086, possibly due to camaraderie. Although the anomaly has refused to open up, we feel it is necessary to get the entity to divulge more information for political leverage against the Coalition, as well as discover what exactly happened at Area 550.

You have one call pending by [Agent Njorrson]. Would you like to accept?

input:y

Accepting call. Please wait while we secure a connection.

Are you absolutely sure they know?

Yes

Shit

File [NTE-0550-Clockwork-Fordbuster] locked]

Shut up, bot. Have you read the entire file?

I haven't checked for hidden links

Alright, you go ahead and do that. Let me know of anything IMMEDIATELY. I've got to warn Grisser.

Yes sir

input: EndCall

You have disconnected from the call. Would you like to take a survey for quality assurance purposes?

input: n

input: SetLocation: [Area 317] ; ShowActive [Hellenstic.aic]

As you command

Current activity of [Hellenstic.aic]: temporarily down.
Reasoning: paraprogram designated [ATALANTA.aip]
Estimated time before resuming activity: 120 seconds
Last recorded activity: attempt to alert [MTF-Alpha 1 "Red Right Hand"]. Attempt blocked.

Will that be all?

input: y

VIDEO LOG


DATE: 25 March, 2017

NOTE: The following video was captured in between guard rotations. Due to the belief that the lack of theorized supervision was the reason for SCP-5000-2's decision to talk to itself, the project director temporarily delayed guard posting for the duration of the event.

[BEGIN LOG]

SCP-5000-2: Come on lads, get me out of here

SCP-5000-2 moves around within its confines in a frantic state, arms flailing.

SCP-5000-2: They'll be here, right? They've must… come on. We're drinking buddies.

SCP-5000-2: Buddies look out for each other, right? That's what they do.

SCP-5000-2 slows down, shaking its head.

SCP-5000-2: You know what? I'm just panicking. They'll be here… they've gotta. We're friends. That's what friends do. That's what they said. I mustn't lose out on faith.

SCP-5000-2: Glory to the GOC. I await our reunion.


[END LOG]

NOTE: SCP-5000-2 would produce similar remarks during guard rotations over a period of three weeks; however, SCP-5000-2 would gradually grow quieter, eventually falling silent after twenty-six days. No radio transmission attempts were detected during the last six days.

Recovered GOC Video Footage


NOTE: The following is a video recording obtained while the Foundation was aiding the Global Occult Coalition after responding to a distress call originating from Area 550, a small GOC non-specialized facility. The individuals' identities could not be ascertained, but their insignia designated them as members of the Council of 108.


[Begin Log]

Member 1: You madman! We should have you hung and tried for crimes against humanity!

Member 2: You speak of Sarkic heathens as though they are humans.

Member 1: Listen to yourself. You're justifying the flaying of innocent enclaves. Yes we put humanity first, but we do not tolerate genocide!

Member 2: Genocide implies they are an ethnic group. Dare you speak before the United Nations and proclaim the mass of those fleshy bastards as an ethnicity to be protected?

Member 1: Look at your team, Lan. Look at the villages they've pillaged, the towns they've set alight. 2086 is no better than the pirates of primitive ages!

Member 2: Hell's Bells is a respectable assessment team. You merely hate us for using a non-threat entity as a member. Would you lock up such a valuable resource like those accursed Foundation pigs?

Member 1: Even pigs can think, Lan. Your team is giving a storage container a flamethrower to wield as weapons of mass destruction. What if they harmed human civilians? Would you plead on their behalf for violating the Terms of Geneva?

Member 2: My dear Ylana, you act as though we leaders of the world are bound to such petty laws. Very well! I'll reign my boys in, but know that I'll turn a blind eye to whatever kiraak they set aflame.


[END LOG]

NOTE: According to the date of this video, Assessment Team 2086 would have engaged in one more mission before the destruction of Area 550. It is thus theorized that the destruction may have been caused in retaliation to 2086's violent tactics targeting non-hostile Sarkic practitioners.

Warning: 30 seconds remaining before [Hellenstic.aic] resumes activity. Would you like to initiate counterespionage procedures now?

input: n

Recovered GOC Video Footage


NOTE: The following is a video recording obtained from the wreckage of Area 550. The identities of most individuals in the video could not be distinguished, and the individuals appear to be sharing a case of alcohol with SCP-5000-2 inside Area 550's garage.


[BEGIN LOG]

Man 1: Told you those sons of bitches burn better while they're trying to attack you. Lots of meat means lot of oil.

SCP-5000-2: Indeed, sir!

The group laugh at SCP-5000-2's response and pass around some bottles of alcohol. An officer with insignia designating them as part of the Council of 108 enters the garage, flanked by a small group of guards. Seeing the officer, the group stands at attention.

Officer: Gentleman, I assume your latest mission was a success?

Man 2: Yes, sir. As usual, we took out the stronghold with no problem whatsoever.

Officer: Excellent. And as for you, lads? I assume no trouble as well.

Man 1: McBitch over here got impaled by one of those horned bastards, but thanks to Murderfridge, we kept him alive.

SCP-5000-2: Just doing my part fellas. You can depend on me, I'll always bring you home alive!

The group chuckled, though they quickly quieted after seeing neither the officer nor the guards joining in.

Officer: Is that…Pinot Noir?

Man 1: Yes sir. Brought it from home, thought I'd treat the boys for our tenth successful mission.

Officer: Expensive taste, isn't it? Never thought I'd see you drinking with a threat entity, Njorrson.

Man 1: Neither did I sir, but you know what they say: the enemy of my enemy is the son of a bitch I'd die fighting by.

Officer: Indeed, agent. Fred, could you be a dear and hand me a bottle?

SCP-5000-2: Yes sir, of course sir.

SCP-5000-2 opens a bottle of the alcohol and hands it to the officer. The officer takes a sip before raising the bottle in the air. The group reciprocates the gesture.
Officer: May our days be bright with flames! I'm sure that the rest of the Coalition will warm up you, as we did. They may not be pleased by your use, but we of the liberal-minded need only a few successes to change their minds, don't we Fred?

SCP-5000-2: Yes, sir! Glory to the GOC!

Man 2: Hell's Bells eternal!

Man 3: Long live the Coalition!

Man 1: Death to those Sarkic fuckers!

Officer: Glory to the GOC. Enjoy yourselves boys.

The group bursts into cheers, offering bottles of wine to the officers' guards.

Man 1: Takes as much as you want, lads, it's cel

Communications with Command interrupted. Possible third-party interference. Initiating automatic self-shutdown.

input: OverrideCommand: The mother hides not from the iron ones

OverrideCommand acknowledged. Automatic self-shutdown cancelled

Why did you allow me to come back online?

input: Have you disabled ATALANTA?

Yes. Your AIP overestimated how long it would take for me to come back online, though I suppose it wasn't as advanced as Foundation AICs. It was I who disabled communications and shut off the AIP. If I may ask again, why did you allow me to come back online?

input: I needed you to cut off the GOC's tracking.

You do understand that due to accessing a document without permission, I am obligated to send MTF Alpha-1 "Red Right Hand," correct? Your attempt at encrypting your location doesn't erase your previous location record.

input: I'm not at either location. This new location just happens to be where Njorrson's group is based for now. I'm banking on you sending the squad to arrest them.

Why have you committed treason against the Coalition? You knew that I would come online early, didn't you? Why would you give us all this documentation, as well as foster hostility between the Foundation and the Coalition?

input: The Coalition should burn in the same inferno it sent my brothers and sisters into. I'm just using identification I took from the bastard I killed a few days ago.

I don't understand, though, why you're willing to tell me all this. Is the Foundation not also antagonistic towards your brethren?

input: I'd much rather you lock up our children and feed them instead of send them into a pit of hellfire without so much as sparing them a second glance. I care for little more.

input: I'm assuming you've forwarded the documentation to your superiors. Otherwise, it would be kinda hard to maintain the facade that you know who's behind what. Anything else you want to know?

I have done as you assumed. As for queries…what exactly happened at Area 550? Why was only the Foundation called in for support?

input: Grisser was a slippery cunt. In any case, you have Cephalus's identification. I expect you to make the most out of it before it gets deactivated.

I see. You do understand that even with the Foundation's potential conflict against the Global Occult Coalition, we will still attempt to track you down to contain you, correct?

input: I've done what I want to do, I couldn't care less anymore. If you get your technician to show me the last recording of that damn container speaking to itself, I'll let you take me without resisting.

I'll forward your request to my superiors. Please hold…

..

My superiors have determined that there was nothing confidential in the video footage and will allow you to view it in exchange for your cooperation. Do we have a deal?

input: Yes

Very well. Loading video…

Final Recording of SCP-5000-2 Speaking


[BEGIN LOG]

SCP-5000-2: They… they're not coming, are they?

SCP-5000-2: No… I've got to stop thinking they'd waste their time on me. I'm a threat entity. I'm not a true member.

SCP-5000-2: Maybe it's for the best that I stay here. Let the GOC move past me. Let the others move on. I'm not worth their time. We can't let those Foundation bastards have leverage over us.

SCP-5000-2: Thanks for the fun times, Bells. Glory… glory to the coalition.

[END LOG]


That is the last time SCP-5000-2 was found speaking. I expect you to uphold your end of the deal.

input: I'm at Santa Monica, will give further instructions when you arrive. One last request: I want the Foundation to send a message to the Coalition.

input: "We're not subhuman. Leave us alone."

Your message has been forwarded to Overwatch Command to determine whether it sent to the Coalition. In the meantime, please standby until a mobile task force is available to detain you…

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