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naepicfael Chaos Insurgency might be those who got sick of how poor the Foundation is, and gets reduce to being bank robbers
22:41 AbsentmindedNihilist well
22:42 AbsentmindedNihilist tubbioca and i are still awake
22:42 naepicfael Before I die, I want to squish tubbioca
22:42 Bread chaos insurgency has more money than the foundation and thinks that attacking them is just cruel at this point
22:42 naepicfael Or maybe they just email them pictures of them with stacks of cash
22:43 naepicfael Out of pure spite
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22:43 naepicfael MC&D lures Foundation scientists away with the allure of cash
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22:43 naepicfael Serpent's Hand declares the financial status of the Foundation as an anomaly in of itself
22:44 naepicfael Basically, none of the GOIs would take the Foundation seriously
22:44 naepicfael Even the UIU pities them
22:46 RadioactiveRADs what
22:46 Raptor wait so i dont have to do the whole eleven (11) thing?
22:46 naepicfael AWCY installs a public art display of the Foundation's bank account to mock them
22:46 RadioactiveRADs you talking about the insurgency
22:46 naepicfael Raptor: yeah
22:46 LordofLaugh Painting eggs is fun
22:47 RadioactiveRADs naepicfael you talking about Goi's making fun on how poor the foundation is
22:47 naepicfael An AU Foundation where the Foundation is broke
22:47 naepicfael You missed out on the context
22:48 naepicfael Think about it from the Wendy's perspective
22:48 naepicfael Mocking their competitors for their incompetency
22:48 naepicfael It boosts morale and incites their victim into a fight they can't win
22:49 Bread write it as another Goi format just making fun of the foundation
22:49 RadioactiveRADs Someone should write about that
22:49 Bread just call them broke idiots
22:49 RadioactiveRADs that is too funny
22:49 naepicfael And so brokeFoundation begins
22:49 Raptor welp time to go through my entire draft and change all that
22:49 Bread Broken Bank Account
22:50 LordofLaugh What are y'all doing for Easter
22:50 Raptor wait so i just use the number
22:50 Raptor i dont write it out
22:50 naepicfael Together, we will finally make this idea into a canon
22:50 Raptor or i write it out but dont use number
22:50 naepicfael Raptor: up to you
22:51 naepicfael GAW takes pity on the Foundation and sets up a GoFundMe page
22:51 naepicfael Which almost raises 2 million ars before the GOC shuts it down
22:52 RadioactiveRADs like a canon focusing on how foundation cut corners and personnel doing shady things because llow funds and pay
22:52 naepicfael Yeah
22:52 geckoguy Canon where SCP gets funding like its XCOM
22:52 RadioactiveRADs wait it could be like that tale
22:52 RadioactiveRADs when all anomalous things disappear
22:52 LordofLaugh naepicfael: and then MC&D transfers it to the darke net
22:53 naepicfael LordofLaugh: you fucking know it
22:53 naepicfael And somehow the Foundation achieves a negative donation on GoFundMe
22:53 RadioactiveRADs how
22:53 naepicfael Because MC&D swindled them
22:53 LordofLaugh RadioactiveRADs: anomaly time
22:53 naepicfael Took all the money
22:53 naepicfael And the donators want their money bacm
22:54 RadioactiveRADs i'm writing this idea down its too good not expand on
22:54 naepicfael I'll work on the foreword address from the Administrator
22:54 naepicfael Which is basically the mission statement, but also discussed how poor they are
22:55 Bread It also ends in a paypal account link
22:55 naepicfael Bread: it ends in like five different account links lmao
22:55 naepicfael All overdrafts
22:56 Bread Sell, Credit, Procure
22:56 Raptor does anyone know how i format an interview
22:56 naepicfael So let's reiterate
22:56 Raptor nvm ill just look at the how to write an scp
22:56 Raptor forum
22:56 naepicfael it's in the guide
22:56 naepicfael BREAD YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN
22:56 Raptor also do i link other scps or not
22:57 Raptor some people say not to and others say you always should
22:57 naepicfael Raptor: just don't overdo it and it should be okay
22:57 naepicfael GOC thinks Foundation is a mass of idiots
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22:57 naepicfael "they should rename themselves Sore Credit Failure"
22:58 RadioactiveRADs Raptor think over the crosslink why is it crosslinking
22:58 naepicfael Chaos Insurgency flexes on the Foundation with their cash
22:58 Bread Stocks Can't Pay
22:58 RadioactiveRADs naepicfael but the foundation is arrogant and prideful they will never admit it
22:58 LordofLaugh "Okay so as you all may know the foundation has fallen on rough times recently" "Yes, yes I know they're assholes, but let's be real here, the multiverse would've been destroyed by now if they didn't contain anything and everything"
22:58 naepicfael Serpent's Hand thinks that the Foundation's debt is bizarrely anomalous
22:59 Bread they've resorted to putting anomalies in cardboard boxes in the janitor's closet
22:59 naepicfael LordofLaugh: "sorry, with all due respect, they're containing murswr lizards with cardboard and carbonated soda"
22:59 naepicfael Murder lizards
22:59 BlackWing You think anyone in the other gois laugh at the SH because snakes don't have hands?
22:59 RadioactiveRADs chicago spirit
22:59 naepicfael Definitely
23:00 LordofLaugh naepicfael: "At least you aren't contained in said murder lizards you bumble-for-brains"
23:00 BlackWing
23:00 naepicfael The Foundation deliberately ended the Chicago Spirit because they borrowed too much money from them
23:00 LordofLaugh BlackWing: kek
23:01 RadioactiveRADs spare change maam
23:01 naepicfael "sir, they don't have enough money for guns. They're armed with makeshift bows and arrows"
23:01 Bread the mtfs are just the cops because they can't afford to keep the mtfs hired
23:01 naepicfael Probably
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23:02 BlackWing
23:02 Bread mtfs are researchers wearing makeshift armor from office supplies
23:02 naepicfael The administrator is an actual reality benders
23:02 naepicfael But the problem is, he has terrible luck
23:02 naepicfael And lost all of the funding due to gamblibg
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23:03 Bread he put it all into blockbuster stocks
23:03 DrChandra .def yeeting
23:03 Secretary_Helen DrChandra: eating - adjective: 1. used for eating 2. suitable to eat
23:03 naepicfael ^^^ we have a winner
23:03 naepicfael "in my defense, I thought the stocks would go up for a bit before falling once more"
23:03 LordofLaugh naepicfael: "And you thaumaturgists have anything better?" "Anyway we're getting off topic; starting today I'm launching a new site on the darke net called GoFoundationMe"
23:03 DrChandra It's unsettling that rule is necessary
23:04 LordofLaugh The first part of the GOI is going well
23:04 Bread naepicfael "Hey, at least there's still one open."
23:04 naepicfael We just need to make enough tales
23:04 The_DisIllusionist Hello, I was looking for feedback for my idea of a SCP. Are anyone here willing to hear it?
23:04 Raptor after reading the fomrats and templates form the how to write an scp forum - how can i a test log ruin an article???
23:04 naepicfael After three people contribute and five articles are written, we can officially make it a GOI
23:04 LordofLaugh I might actually try to write for one
23:04 Bread naepicfael I found the blockbuster they funded
23:05 Bread scp-3462
23:05 Secretary_Helen Bread: SCP-3462: Lights, Camera, REDACTION (Rating: +49. Written 82 days ago By: Deadly Bread) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-3462
23:05 LordofLaugh If nothing else I could probably whip up a logo in Photoshop
23:05 Bread lordoflaugh no it needs to be in ms paint
23:05 Bread they can't afford photoshop
23:05 Bread it's too expensive
23:05 naepicfael Lmao
23:05 naepicfael We've fucking done it, lads
23:05 TheMightyMcB Raptor: imagine you wanna tell a story with the the article
23:05 naepicfael We've hit the pinnacle
23:05 Bread or make a logo and put a glaring watermark over it
23:06 TheMightyMcB Can't shove a test log into something like that
23:06 LordofLaugh Bread: my headcanon is that it's made by a 3rd party entity
23:06 LordofLaugh Like nobody
23:06 Bread heh
23:06 LordofLaugh HOLY SHIT WHAT IF WAS A PROJECT MADE BY NOBODY
23:06 LordofLaugh That would make so much sense
23:07 naepicfael What do you think about AWCY unveiling their newest art piece
23:07 naepicfael And it's just a counter dictating how deep in debt the Foundation was in
23:07 LordofLaugh Lol
23:07 Bread it's like a sports scoreboard
23:07 Bread but just a number constantly rising
23:07 naepicfael It's like that board in Times Square that shows how deep in debt the US is in
23:07 Bread yea
23:08 naepicfael We also need a Serpent's Hand entry discussing how bizarre it is for the Foundation to be in this much debt
23:08 naepicfael And it's just cause the administrator really liked Blockbuster
23:08 Bread yea lol
23:08 LordofLaugh Dude the protagonist should go door to metaphorical door and try to get them to donate
23:08 LordofLaugh And fails spectacularly
23:08 LordofLaugh But when all hope is lost
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23:09 naepicfael What should SCP become?
23:09 naepicfael I was think "Sour Credit Failure"
23:09 naepicfael Wait, that's not a P
23:09 ClassyB o/
23:09 LordofLaugh Baddabing baddaboom debt god
23:09 Bread Stock Credit Something
23:09 LordofLaugh WAIT!
23:09 naepicfael Stock Credit Plunge
23:09 Bread Stock Credit Plummet
23:09 Bread Yes
23:09 naepicfael It's G E N I U S
23:10 Bread y e s
23:10 LordofLaugh http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-231-j
23:10 Secretary_Helen LordofLaugh: SCP-231-J: 0.453592 Kilograms of Flesh (Rating: +295. Written 2 years ago By: daveyoufool) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-231-j
23:10 LordofLaugh 231-J
23:10 LordofLaugh It's perrrfect
23:11 BlackWing purrrrrrfecto
23:11 LordofLaugh All because of a fucking pepsi
23:11 LordofLaugh This nails the GOI catalyst on the head
23:11 LordofLaugh fist pumps
23:12 naepicfael So should the Foundation be broke from the start
23:12 naepicfael Or because of the events of 231-J
23:12 Bread the $2 were the last $2 the foundation had
23:12 LordofLaugh Def because 231-J
23:12 naepicfael Sweet
23:12 BlackWing
23:13 naepicfael So administrator gambles most of the Foundation's funds on Blockbuster stock
23:13 naepicfael Ends up with 2 dollars left
23:13 naepicfael Uses up those 2 dollars in 231-J
23:13 The_DisIllusionist Thank you for remembering me of 231-J
23:13 LordofLaugh Should we do a run down of Stock Credit Plummet?
23:13 naepicfael Ofc
23:13 naepicfael One last time before I go sleep
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23:14 naepicfael We should probably make a collab sandbox while we're at it
23:14 LordofLaugh Basically 231-J happens, obtains insane debt, Nobody starts a Kickstarter called GoFoundationMe, ???, Profit.
23:14 naepicfael "Serious Credit Plummeting"
23:14 Bread Severe Credential Plummet
23:15 LordofLaugh ^
23:15 naepicfael Ah , yes, have to be clinical
23:15 LordofLaugh Ofc
23:15 BlackWing Some Crusty Plankton
23:15 naepicfael GOC shuts down the website, calling Foundation out on hypocrisy
23:15 naepicfael MC&D takes it to the Dark Web
23:15 naepicfael And swindles the Foundation
23:15 LordofLaugh Not that, though in regards to SpongeBob I suppose it's somewhat relevant BlackWing
23:15 BlackWing MC&D /are/ the Dark Web
23:16 naepicfael Word spreads through the anomalous community
23:16 LordofLaugh naepicfael: initially met negatively
23:16 naepicfael Chaos Insurgency sends an email flexing on the Foundation with photos of Lamborghinis and stacks of cash
23:16 LordofLaugh Finds out foundation is saving the multiverse
23:16 naepicfael Mhm
23:17 naepicfael AWCY raises awareness with their art display
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23:17 naepicfael GAW spreads the message
23:17 naepicfael Serpent's Hand makes a donation box in the Wanderer's Library
23:17 LordofLaugh People surround heroic speach made by Nobody
23:17 Bread naepicfael http://kontainer.djkakt.us/collab:need-money-plz
23:18 LordofLaugh People flock to Foundation sites
23:18 naepicfael Meanwhile, the Foundation tears down steel walls and replaces it with cardboard
23:18 LordofLaugh Remaining staff flip their shit
23:18 Bread Most leave
23:18 LordofLaugh Think they're being invaded
23:18 Bread the only people remaining are the ones who wouldn't be able to get a job anywhere else
23:18 naepicfael Attempts to activate Alpha Warhead
23:18 LordofLaugh But then they start fixing stuff
23:18 LordofLaugh Likie like like
23:18 naepicfael Realizes they had to sell it years agk
23:19 naepicfael Ago
23:19 Bread they sold it for the cool pinball machine in the break room
23:19 LordofLaugh Serpants hand starts repairing databases
23:19 LordofLaugh GOC is demolition crew
23:19 naepicfael Meanwhile, baseline Foundation watches as a third party in amusement
23:19 LordofLaugh Anderson makes builder bots
23:20 LordofLaugh Choas insurgency tracks down escaped keters
23:20 Bread GAW makes some inspirational memes
23:20 naepicfael Wtf
23:20 naepicfael We turned a comical idea into a heroic tale of the ages
23:20 naepicfael We did it
23:20 Bread magic
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23:20 LordofLaugh It's a super wholesome ending with the leaders of all the GOIS defeat 217
23:20 LordofLaugh Things go back to normal
23:21 LordofLaugh Super wholesome ending
23:21 LordofLaugh Fuck yes.
23:21 naepicfael And baseline Foundation just stares like "wtf did we just witness"
23:21 LordofLaugh high fives
23:21 Bread perfect