Fear A Loan

Time for Shenanigans

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You may be aware of our mission statement.

That while the rest of mankind dwells in the light, we must stand in the darkness to fight it, contain it, and shield it from the eyes of the public, so that others may live in a sane and normal world.

We secure. We contain. We protect.

However, recent developments have forced us to revise our mission statement. You may have heard of our unfortunate debt.

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