SCP Restaurant Podcast
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Item #: SCP-CAFE-J

Object Class: Keter

Containment Procedures: Due to the unpredictable nature of SCP-CAFE-J manifestations, containment efforts are to be focused on the censorship of all SCP-CAFE-J related material. As such, Foundation webcrawlers are to manage the active containment and logging of instances of SCP-CAFE-J.

Investigation into the origins of SCP-CAFE-J are currently ongoing.

Description: SCP-CAFE-J is an anomalous podcast that is published under the name of "Scp restauarnt" [sic]. Each episode of the podcast, hereby referred to as an instance of SCP-CAFE-J, features a review-style show, discussing and rating the contents of an SCP object file. The method by which information from the SCiPnet database is accessed in the first place is currently unknown. SCP-CAFE-J instances are published on a weekly basis, with the recording quality, review style and publishing method constantly changing.

Seven different voices have been recorded in SCP-CAFE-J instances. (TO DO: EXPAND ON THIS PART)

SCP-CAFE-J instances have to date been observed being published in the following forms:

  • Uploaded to the streaming service Spotify
  • Uploaded to YouTube as a video
  • Uploaded to Facebook as a video advertisement
  • Recorded on a Sony brand tape deck sold on eBay
  • Replacing the default ringtone of all existing Nokia N95 phones
  • Uploaded to the workshop section of Steam for "Garry's Mod" in the form of a sound file that plays whenever a weapon is used in-game
  • Uploaded to iTunes

All accounts linked to these activities have existed on these sites for several years, albeit with no prior or following activity.

Addendum: Examples of SCP-CAFE-J instances

SCP-CAFE-J-3: Reviewing SCP-3008


SCP-CAFE-J-19: Reviewing SCP-001


SCP-CAFE-J-16: Reviewing SCP-055 (THIS ONE WILL PROBABLY BE REMOVED OR MOVED TO COLLAB LOG)


SCP-CAFE-J-23: Reviewing SCP-2000


SCP-CAFE-J-62: Reviewing SCP-1207


SCP-CAFE-J-33: Reviewing SCP-682


SCP-CAFE-J-81: Reviewing SCP-3454


SCP-CAFE-J-77: Reviewing SCP-2030


SCP-CAFE-J-74: Reviewing ouroboros


SCP-CAFE-J-6: Reviewing |●●|●●●●●|●●|●| (THIS ONE WILL PROBABLY BE REMOVED OR MOVED TO COLLAB LOG)


(TO DO: ADD LOG OF ATTEMPT TO LOCATE A HOST AND REVIEW OF THIS ATTEMPT)

Addendum: Update Of Publication Methods

As of Episode 82, new instances have been published exclusively and directly to the SCiPnet database. No logs concerning such activity can be found. Additional hosts beyond the initial seven have also been recorded since this event.

All recent Episodes can be viewed at the discretion of Head Researcher Marylin Wilson, Department of Technicalities.

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