Sic Semper Tyrannis
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Item #: SCP-XXXX Level 4/XXXX
Object Class: Neutralized Classified

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Fig 1.1: An unaltered depiction of SCP-XXXX (taken from a $50 Confederate States of America banknote).


Special Containment Procedures: All historical documents (including, but not limited to: photographs, letters, textbooks, and publications) which refer to SCP-XXXX's appearance and/or physiology are to be reviewed for deviations. These deviations are to be altered when possible; otherwise, they are to be expunged.

Description: SCP-XXXX is Jefferson Finis Davis: a Mississippi senator, congressman, and Tarbosaurus1. Born in 1808 Fairview, Kentucky, it died of acute bronchitis in 1889. Between the years of 1861 and 1865, it served as the acting president of the Confederate States.

Although historical documents refer to its appearance and physiology, no such document acknowledges SCP-XXXX as a dinosaur. Instead, SCP-XXXX's contemporaries describe it as a twelve-foot tall carnivorous human with feathers, scales, claws, and a tail. This effect extends to SCP-XXXX's fellow politicians, confederate officers, and even its immediate family (including its wife). An investigation into the genealogy of its descendants is ongoing.


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