Stonefish Slugchugger Collab

r>: way back when i was first starting to write for the wiki i was really really into Theseus's Ship, and its ramifications on human consciousness
<DolphinSlugchugger>: walking back from "do you die if you teleport?" to "does the thing known as 'you' die almost constantly due to being replaced by a successor 'you'?"
<DolphinSlugchugger>: you can more easily walk it forward to the [relatively] more logical question
<DolphinSlugchugger>: "how do we know that we don't die every time we go to sleep?"
<DolphinSlugchugger>: and this scp's answer would be:
<DolphinSlugchugger>: "you don't."
<DolphinSlugchugger>: every time you go to sleep you produce a perfect snapshot of you in that moment and its short term memory is fuckin fried, meaning it's effectively stuck as you in that moment
<DolphinSlugchugger>: every time you go to sleep you make a clone of you with the exception of "it can't change from that 'you'"
<DolphinSlugchugger>: and that is pretty much the idea
<DolphinSlugchugger>: to capture that feeling of looking back and thinking
<DolphinSlugchugger>: "was that me?"
<LordStonefish>: omg
<LordStonefish>: that's brilliant
<LordStonefish>: I'd love to co-write that with you
<LordStonefish>: I need to write something
<LordStonefish>: lol
<LordStonefish>: but at any rate that's a genius idea for something
<DolphinSlugchugger>: hmmmmmmmm
<DolphinSlugchugger>: i can't for sure commit to it because i am a huge depressed bitch
<DolphinSlugchugger>: BUT
<DolphinSlugchugger>: i'd be down to co-write it absolutely
<LordStonefish>: Thanks
<LordStonefish>: and same I am also a depressed bitch
<LordStonefish>: that's life
<LordStonefish>: so that way we can't blame each other if it falls apart
<DolphinSlugchugger>: lmao. this is true
<DolphinSlugchugger>: though it'll probably get internalized which also sucks
<DolphinSlugchugger>: god i really need to apply for kaktainer i hate not having individual pages
<DolphinSlugchugger>: wait
<DolphinSlugchugger>: its allowed for collabs. right.
<LordStonefish>: yes
<LordStonefish>: You can edit my page, I think
<LordStonefish>: http://kaktuskontainer.wikidot.com/collab:stonefish-slugchugger-collab
<LordStonefish>: yeet
<DolphinSlugchugger>: nope, gotta be a member of the site. i can apply though
<DolphinSlugchugger>: how do i apply even. do i just put "yeet" in the box. how do the kids do it these days
<LordStonefish>: pretty much
<LordStonefish>: kaktus will let you in
<LordStonefish>: God, the way I think about that idea
<LordStonefish>: It's almost like save points in a game
<uraniumempire>: oh shit
<DolphinSlugchugger>: fuck
<DolphinSlugchugger>: youre absolutely right
<LordStonefish>: what
<LordStonefish>: You back up yourself as you existed at that previous moment
<LordStonefish>: It's a natural process
<LordStonefish>: God what if someone shady were to overwrite you
<LordStonefish>: What if you tried to overwrite yourself
<DolphinSlugchugger>: its like saving in a videogame but like
<DolphinSlugchugger>: old point-and-click saves
<DolphinSlugchugger>: where there are like so many
<uraniumempire>: me savescumming to get XX chromosomes
<DolphinSlugchugger>: GOD
<DolphinSlugchugger>: i fuckin wish
<LordStonefish>: So, where do your saves get stored
<LordStonefish>: Beneath a dentist's office in Passaic, NJ of course
<LordStonefish>: idk
<DolphinSlugchugger>: behind a dennys
<LordStonefish>: YES
<LordStonefish>: behind a dennys
<LordStonefish>: that's so fucking perfect because I have an abandoned Denny's like five minutes from me I could get a picture
<DolphinSlugchugger>: oh my god
<DolphinSlugchugger>: im imagining that theres just one single, shittiest pillow ever behind it
<DolphinSlugchugger>: and the saves wake up with their head resting on it just bewildered more than anything
<LordStonefish>: YES
<LordStonefish>: and there's like, billions of saves from every person ever
<LordStonefish>: just milling about beneath a dennys
<DolphinSlugchugger>: the shittiest couch pillow known to man behind an abandoned denny's is where you go when you fall asleep
<LordStonefish>: Like, every hitler and every MLK and every Brian Gonk from Cedar Rapids
<LordStonefish>: oh, behind a denny's?
<LordStonefish>: Like, then where do you go
<LordStonefish>: I can totally take like a couch pillow from my home and dump it behind the dennys
<DolphinSlugchugger>: god im tempted for the answer to be "another clone of you is waiting in the abandoned denny's to usher you beneath"
<DolphinSlugchugger>: but thats more born of the idea of like
<DolphinSlugchugger>: a Holders type thing taking place at an abandoned fucking denny's
<DolphinSlugchugger>: you walk up to the cashier in an abandoned denny's and you ask them to take you to The Underground
<DolphinSlugchugger>: do not look behind you
<DolphinSlugchugger>: more seriously, however:
<LordStonefish>: do not order the fucking pancakes
<LordStonefish>: a foundation agent falls asleep and attempts to order a Moon Over My Hammy and something horrible happens to him
<LordStonefish>: anyway
<DolphinSlugchugger>: god
<LordStonefish>: oh god I had an idea
<LordStonefish>: what if the place is actually called sleep
<LordStonefish>: as in "go to sleep"
<DolphinSlugchugger>: oh my god.
<LordStonefish>: and the Dennys was built on top of whatever the fuck "sleep" is
<DolphinSlugchugger>: GOD
<DolphinSlugchugger>: okay yeah i'm sold on that
<LordStonefish>: every time you fall asleep, you literally fall out of the sky onto a ratty pillow behind a Dennys, the Dennys spits you out after however long, and you rocket into the sky.
<LordStonefish>: Sometimes, if you don't give sleep enough time to make a save, it corrupts the save
* Cyril is now known as Cy|bed
<LordStonefish>: That's why you feel like shit in the mornings
<DolphinSlugchugger>: lmao
<LordStonefish>: the less sleep you get, the more your saves get corrupted
<LordStonefish>: until eventually you return as a pile of pancakes
<LordStonefish>: idk
<LordStonefish>: but I like the idea that this Dennys is sleep itself
<DolphinSlugchugger>: waking up before you're fully rested is equivalent to switching off your gameboy when pokemon tells you not to shut off your device
<LordStonefish>: YES
<DolphinSlugchugger>: this fucking abandoned denny's in a ghost town in the middle of nowhere is where "sleep" is
<DolphinSlugchugger>: its so much
<LordStonefish>: Well, I don't know about ghost town
<LordStonefish>: the abandoned Dennys is in the middle of a busy shopping area
<LordStonefish>: but I can photoshop or crop or whatever
<LordStonefish>: I was planning to go at night and take picture eventually
<LordStonefish>: But for the story's purposes, ghost town is perfect
<LordStonefish>: I know a real life ghost town you could use
<DolphinSlugchugger>: oh?
<LordStonefish>: Pritchett Colorado, which is actually more like a zombie town
<LordStonefish>: there's still people living there, but every business is closed
<DolphinSlugchugger>: sleep is an abandoned denny's in Pritchett, Colorado, and every "you" is an actual living, breathing person distinct from you, and they live under the denny's
<LordStonefish>: amazing
<DolphinSlugchugger>: god
<DolphinSlugchugger>: what if instead it's a The Prestige situation
<LordStonefish>: how so
<DolphinSlugchugger>: nah i dont think thats narratively as interesting
<DolphinSlugchugger>: i was thinking like
<DolphinSlugchugger>: that would more fulfill a "save" concept
<DolphinSlugchugger>: because you'd literally just be saved in a jar underneath a denny's
<LordStonefish>: Because people still live in Pritchett, I was thinking they're aware of the fact that there's a massive mysterious underground community of every person ever beneath Baca County, and they're the ones who can explain it.
<LordStonefish>: Also fun fact https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hi-Lo_Country
<LordStonefish>: this movie was filmed there
<LordStonefish>: what if Sam Elliott had breakfast at the Dennys while it was open and loaded game
<LordStonefish>: he loaded an earlier save and walked out and no one noticed
<DolphinSlugchugger>: oh my god
<DolphinSlugchugger>: thats horrifying
<DolphinSlugchugger>: ordering pancakes is how you load your game
<LordStonefish>: omg
<LordStonefish>:
<LordStonefish>: this is a seventy five year old man
<LordStonefish>: That's why he looks ten years younger
<LordStonefish>: he loaded game
<LordStonefish>: he ordered the pancakes
<DolphinSlugchugger>: hes in a fucking feedback loop
<DolphinSlugchugger>: every day for like a solid ten fucking years he went to this denny's and ordered pancakes because that's what the him from the day before would do
<DolphinSlugchugger>: until it shut down
<LordStonefish>: And now he's started aging again
<LordStonefish>: Sam Eliott savescumming sleep itself using pancakes is the greatest skip ever
<DolphinSlugchugger>: god i was expecting this to be a somber, serious exploration into the past of "yourself" but this is an entirely desirable direction
<LordStonefish>: Who says it can't be both?
<LordStonefish>: Sam Elliott learned his lesson after all
<LordStonefish>: This can be goofy, serious, and horrifying all at the same time
<DolphinSlugchugger>: hes involuntarily savescumming sleep itself
<DolphinSlugchugger>: mr resetti is fucking pissed
<LordStonefish>: he loaded game
<LordStonefish>: he ordered the pancakes
<DolphinSlugchugger>: hes in a fucking feedback loop
<DolphinSlugchugger>: every day for like a solid ten fucking years he went to this denny's and ordered pancakes because that's what the him from the day before would do
<DolphinSlugchugger>: until it shut down
<LordStonefish>: And now he's started aging again
<LordStonefish>: Sam Eliott savescumming sleep itself using pancakes is the greatest skip ever
<DolphinSlugchugger>: god i was expecting this to be a somber, serious exploration into the past of "yourself" but this is an entirely desirable direction
<LordStonefish>: Who says it can't be both?
<LordStonefish>: Sam Elliott learned his lesson after all
<LordStonefish>: This can be goofy, serious, and horrifying all at the same time
<DolphinSlugchugger>: hes involuntarily savescumming sleep itself
<DolphinSlugchugger>: mr resetti is fucking pissed
<LordStonefish>: lol
<DolphinSlugchugger>: i think how it might end up happening is that like
<DolphinSlugchugger>: he was stuck in a stagger for longer
<DolphinSlugchugger>: where he accidentally kept doing it but ended up only a day behind
<DolphinSlugchugger>: until he doesn't go to sleep one night and then goes to breakfast
<DolphinSlugchugger>: and just starts deviating further and further
<LordStonefish>: and there's a disgusting cowboy monster somewhere and they have to cover it up
<LordStonefish>: holy shit
<LordStonefish>: their penis
<DolphinSlugchugger>: FUCK
<DolphinSlugchugger>: right
<taylor_iOStkin>: W hat
<DolphinSlugchugger>: *their
<LordStonefish>: its hoog
<taylor_iOStkin>: Jesus
<LordStonefish>: dolphinslugchugger: I have a non binary friend and if I misgender them I have to cycle through every pronoun afterwards
<LordStonefish>: just a tic
<taylor_iOStkin>: I am not particularly keen on Scantron I’m not sure how much about their dick I want to know about
<DolphinSlugchugger>: taylor its for the jokes. its for the funnies
<DolphinSlugchugger>: and i will destroy the funnies with my own two ands
<taylor_iOStkin>: Ok
<DolphinSlugchugger>: hands
<taylor_iOStkin>: I really just
<taylor_iOStkin>: Am not that keen on them
<taylor_iOStkin>: For a multitude of reasons
<taylor_iOStkin>: Mostly because they’re a giant chode to me
<LordStonefish>: hmm
<LordStonefish>: I like all the people except prototype_toaster
<LordStonefish>: I even am friends with the people who hate each other
<LordStonefish>: yay me
<DolphinSlugchugger>: lmao. it happens.
<LordStonefish>: It is awkward when the people I'm supposed to be helping make an SCP game sit around shitting on 2721
<LordStonefish>: I just get sort of quiet and pretend I can't read
<LordStonefish>: and then I come here and my mind gets fixed
<LordStonefish>: But that's about the only conflict
<LordStonefish>: DolphinSlugchugger: god I realized I've known you almost since I joined the site
<LordStonefish>: I thank you for critiquing 2432 which I wrote way back two years ago
<DolphinSlugchugger>: god fuck
<DolphinSlugchugger>: i critiqued?
<DolphinSlugchugger>: wow ive changed a lot
<LordStonefish>: "Special thanks to Quin, LadyKatie, AidenEldritch, Levi, DolphinSlugchugger"
<LordStonefish>: god
<LordStonefish>: that was back when taffeta was aideneldritch
<DolphinSlugchugger>: oh i more meant
<LordStonefish>: and who the fuck was quin
<DolphinSlugchugger>: "i did critiques back then?"
<LordStonefish>: Yes, you did.
<LordStonefish>: I remember you were superhelpful at streamlining the monlogue
<LordStonefish>: I still remember some advice you gave me about writing economically
<DolphinSlugchugger>: oh this is the hotel that fuckin goes on and on right?
<LordStonefish>: It was
<DolphinSlugchugger>: god okay yeah
<LordStonefish>: It changed pretty radically since then and that portion about it going on and on ended up recycled for 3999
<DolphinSlugchugger>: did i bring up doctor who
<LordStonefish>: you did
<DolphinSlugchugger>: god fuckin
<DolphinSlugchugger>: okay yeah
<DolphinSlugchugger>: i remember this
<DolphinSlugchugger>: god thats wild
<DolphinSlugchugger>: FUCK
<DolphinSlugchugger>: god i really remember this now
<DolphinSlugchugger>: theres something on the back of the tv
<LordStonefish>: YES
<DolphinSlugchugger>: shit and i have it upvoted
<LordStonefish>: do you?
<DolphinSlugchugger>: it brought up the rerate thing
<LordStonefish>: wow
<DolphinSlugchugger>: god this is a window to the past
<LordStonefish>: remember you, back then?
<LordStonefish>: I don't remember me back then other than I was a shit
<DolphinSlugchugger>: in a distant way
<DolphinSlugchugger>: yeah
<DolphinSlugchugger>: i hardly remember me from a month ago honestly
<LordStonefish>: Who should have been focusing on school instead of here
<DolphinSlugchugger>: god wait this gives me the weirdest scp idea
<DolphinSlugchugger>: thats for elsewhere though this is 12
<LordStonefish>: just tell me
<LordStonefish>: what's the idea
<DolphinSlugchugger>: way back when i was first starting to write for the wiki i was really really into Theseus's Ship, and its ramifications on human consciousness
<DolphinSlugchugger>: walking back from "do you die if you teleport?" to "does the thing known as 'you' die almost constantly due to being replaced by a successor 'you'?"
<DolphinSlugchugger>: you can more easily walk it forward to the [relatively] more logical question
<DolphinSlugchugger>: "how do we know that we don't die every time we go to sleep?"
<DolphinSlugchugger>: and this scp's answer would be:
<DolphinSlugchugger>: "you don't."
<DolphinSlugchugger>: every time you go to sleep you produce a perfect snapshot of you in that moment and its short term memory is fuckin fried, meaning it's effectively stuck as you in that moment
<DolphinSlugchugger>: every time you go to sleep you make a clone of you with the exception of "it can't change from that 'you'"
<DolphinSlugchugger>: and that is pretty much the idea
<DolphinSlugchugger>: to capture that feeling of looking back and thinking
<DolphinSlugchugger>: "was that me?"
<LordStonefish>: omg
<LordStonefish>: that's brilliant
<LordStonefish>: I'd love to co-write that with you
<LordStonefish>: I need to write something
<LordStonefish>: lol
<LordStonefish>: but at any rate that's a genius idea for something
<DolphinSlugchugger>: hmmmmmmmm
<DolphinSlugchugger>: i can't for sure commit to it because i am a huge depressed bitch
<DolphinSlugchugger>: BUT
<DolphinSlugchugger>: i'd be down to co-write it absolutely
<LordStonefish>: Thanks
<LordStonefish>: and same I am also a depressed bitch
<LordStonefish>: that's life
<LordStonefish>: so that way we can't blame each other if it falls apart
<DolphinSlugchugger>: lmao. this is true
<DolphinSlugchugger>: though it'll probably get internalized which also sucks
<DolphinSlugchugger>: god i really need to apply for kaktainer i hate not having individual pages
<DolphinSlugchugger>: wait
<DolphinSlugchugger>: its allowed for collabs. right.
<LordStonefish>: yes
<LordStonefish>: You can edit my page, I think
<LordStonefish>: http://kaktuskontainer.wikidot.com/collab:stonefish-slugchugger-collab
<LordStonefish>: yeet
<DolphinSlugchugger>: nope, gotta be a member of the site. i can apply though
<DolphinSlugchugger>: how do i apply even. do i just put "yeet" in the box. how do the kids do it these days
<LordStonefish>: pretty much
<LordStonefish>: kaktus will let you in
<LordStonefish>: God, the way I think about that idea
<LordStonefish>: It's almost like save points in a game
<uraniumempire>: oh shit
<DolphinSlugchugger>: fuck
<DolphinSlugchugger>: youre absolutely right
<LordStonefish>: what
<LordStonefish>: You back up yourself as you existed at that previous moment
<LordStonefish>: It's a natural process
<LordStonefish>: God what if someone shady were to overwrite you
<LordStonefish>: What if you tried to overwrite yourself
<DolphinSlugchugger>: its like saving in a videogame but like
<DolphinSlugchugger>: old point-and-click saves
<DolphinSlugchugger>: where there are like so many
<uraniumempire>: me savescumming to get XX chromosomes
<DolphinSlugchugger>: GOD
<DolphinSlugchugger>: i fuckin wish
<LordStonefish>: So, where do your saves get stored
<LordStonefish>: Beneath a dentist's office in Passaic, NJ of course
<LordStonefish>: idk
<DolphinSlugchugger>: behind a dennys
<LordStonefish>: YES
<LordStonefish>: behind a dennys
<LordStonefish>: that's so fucking perfect because I have an abandoned Denny's like five minutes from me I could get a picture
<DolphinSlugchugger>: oh my god
<DolphinSlugchugger>: im imagining that theres just one single, shittiest pillow ever behind it
<DolphinSlugchugger>: and the saves wake up with their head resting on it just bewildered more than anything
<LordStonefish>: YES
<LordStonefish>: and there's like, billions of saves from every person ever
<LordStonefish>: just milling about beneath a dennys
<DolphinSlugchugger>: the shittiest couch pillow known to man behind an abandoned denny's is where you go when you fall asleep
<LordStonefish>: Like, every hitler and every MLK and every Brian Gonk from Cedar Rapids
<LordStonefish>: oh, behind a denny's?
<LordStonefish>: Like, then where do you go
<LordStonefish>: I can totally take like a couch pillow from my home and dump it behind the dennys
<DolphinSlugchugger>: god im tempted for the answer to be "another clone of you is waiting in the abandoned denny's to usher you beneath"
<DolphinSlugchugger>: but thats more born of the idea of like
<DolphinSlugchugger>: a Holders type thing taking place at an abandoned fucking denny's
<DolphinSlugchugger>: you walk up to the cashier in an abandoned denny's and you ask them to take you to The Underground
<DolphinSlugchugger>: do not look behind you
<DolphinSlugchugger>: more seriously, however:
<LordStonefish>: do not order the fucking pancakes
<LordStonefish>: a foundation agent falls asleep and attempts to order a Moon Over My Hammy and something horrible happens to him
<LordStonefish>: anyway
<DolphinSlugchugger>: god
<LordStonefish>: oh god I had an idea
<LordStonefish>: what if the place is actually called sleep
<LordStonefish>: as in "go to sleep"
<DolphinSlugchugger>: oh my god.
<LordStonefish>: and the Dennys was built on top of whatever the fuck "sleep" is
<DolphinSlugchugger>: GOD
<DolphinSlugchugger>: okay yeah i'm sold on that
<LordStonefish>: every time you fall asleep, you literally fall out of the sky onto a ratty pillow behind a Dennys, the Dennys spits you out after however long, and you rocket into the sky.
<LordStonefish>: Sometimes, if you don't give sleep enough time to make a save, it corrupts the save
* Cyril is now known as Cy|bed
<LordStonefish>: That's why you feel like shit in the mornings
<DolphinSlugchugger>: lmao
<LordStonefish>: the less sleep you get, the more your saves get corrupted
<LordStonefish>: until eventually you return as a pile of pancakes
<LordStonefish>: idk
<LordStonefish>: but I like the idea that this Dennys is sleep itself
<DolphinSlugchugger>: waking up before you're fully rested is equivalent to switching off your gameboy when pokemon tells you not to shut off your device
<LordStonefish>: YES
<DolphinSlugchugger>: this fucking abandoned denny's in a ghost town in the middle of nowhere is where "sleep" is
<DolphinSlugchugger>: its so much
<LordStonefish>: Well, I don't know about ghost town
<LordStonefish>: the abandoned Dennys is in the middle of a busy shopping area
<LordStonefish>: but I can photoshop or crop or whatever
<LordStonefish>: I was planning to go at night and take picture eventually
<LordStonefish>: But for the story's purposes, ghost town is perfect
<LordStonefish>: I know a real life ghost town you could use
<DolphinSlugchugger>: oh?
<LordStonefish>: Pritchett Colorado, which is actually more like a zombie town
<LordStonefish>: there's still people living there, but every business is closed
<DolphinSlugchugger>: sleep is an abandoned denny's in Pritchett, Colorado, and every "you" is an actual living, breathing person distinct from you, and they live under the denny's
<LordStonefish>: amazing
<DolphinSlugchugger>: god
<DolphinSlugchugger>: what if instead it's a The Prestige situation
<LordStonefish>: how so
<DolphinSlugchugger>: nah i dont think thats narratively as interesting
<DolphinSlugchugger>: i was thinking like
<DolphinSlugchugger>: that would more fulfill a "save" concept
<DolphinSlugchugger>: because you'd literally just be saved in a jar underneath a denny's
<LordStonefish>: Because people still live in Pritchett, I was thinking they're aware of the fact that there's a massive mysterious underground community of every person ever beneath Baca County, and they're the ones who can explain it.
<LordStonefish>: Also fun fact https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hi-Lo_Country
<LordStonefish>: this movie was filmed there
<LordStonefish>: what if Sam Elliott had breakfast at the Dennys while it was open and loaded game
<LordStonefish>: he loaded an earlier save and walked out and no one noticed
<DolphinSlugchugger>: oh my god
<DolphinSlugchugger>: thats horrifying
<DolphinSlugchugger>: ordering pancakes is how you load your game
<LordStonefish>: omg
<LordStonefish>:
<LordStonefish>: this is a seventy five year old man
<LordStonefish>: That's why he looks ten years younger
<LordStonefish>: he loaded game
<LordStonefish>: he ordered the pancakes
<DolphinSlugchugger>: hes in a fucking feedback loop
<DolphinSlugchugger>: every day for like a solid ten fucking years he went to this denny's and ordered pancakes because that's what the him from the day before would do
<DolphinSlugchugger>: until it shut down
<LordStonefish>: And now he's started aging again
<LordStonefish>: Sam Eliott savescumming sleep itself using pancakes is the greatest skip ever
<DolphinSlugchugger>: god i was expecting this to be a somber, serious exploration into the past of "yourself" but this is an entirely desirable direction
<LordStonefish>: Who says it can't be both?
<LordStonefish>: Sam Elliott learned his lesson after all
<LordStonefish>: This can be goofy, serious, and horrifying all at the same time
<DolphinSlugchugger>: hes involuntarily savescumming sleep itself
<DolphinSlugchugger>: mr resetti is fucking pissed
<LordStonefish>: lol
<DolphinSlugchugger>: i think how it might end up happening is that like
<DolphinSlugchugger>: he was stuck in a stagger for longer
<DolphinSlugchugger>: where he accidentally kept doing it but ended up only a day behind
<DolphinSlugchugger>: until he doesn't go to sleep one night and then goes to breakfast
<DolphinSlugchugger>: and just starts deviating further and further
<LordStonefish>: and there's a disgusting cowboy monster somewhere and they have to cover it up
<LordStonefish>: holy shit
<LordStonefish>: or even scarier
<LordStonefish>: what if we don't know what happened to him
<LordStonefish>: They interview one of the 158 Pritchett residents who remembers fondly how when he wasn't filming a movie Sam Elliott came back every day for breakfast
<LordStonefish>: until one day
<LordStonefish>: he didn't sleep
<DolphinSlugchugger>: "how do you keep putting out good movies?" "what? i've only acted in like two"
<LordStonefish>: And the resident doesn't know what happened to him afterwards, and Sam Elliott isn't telling the foundation jack
<DolphinSlugchugger>: "sam you've acted in 20 movies"
<DolphinSlugchugger>: "what?"
<DolphinSlugchugger>: god thats horrifying
<DolphinSlugchugger>: he goes away to make movies, comes back, and gets reset to how he was before he made the movie
<LordStonefish>: he's been in 25 movies since 1998, including Hulk, Golden Compass, Good Dinosaur, and A Star Is Born, and he doesn't remember any of them
<DolphinSlugchugger>: oh my god
<LordStonefish>: because when he wasn't filming, he went back for pancakes
<LordStonefish>: And he hasn't been sleeping at night
<LordStonefish>: Because he's been sleeping during the day
<LordStonefish>: (if you know what I mean)
<LordStonefish>: And there's something wrong with him
<LordStonefish>: His save files are getting more and more corrupted
<LordStonefish>: or is that not what you're thinking
<DolphinSlugchugger>: "i know that something's up with this and i don't know what it is. i don't know how i forgot i'm acting in a movie"
<DolphinSlugchugger>: "i'm going to stay up until i can fuckin make sense of this shit"
<DolphinSlugchugger>: god thats horrifying
<DolphinSlugchugger>: actually
<DolphinSlugchugger>: hmmmmmmm
<LordStonefish>: That might be good to leave it at that
<DolphinSlugchugger>: this is going to be the worst idea ive brought to the table here but
<DolphinSlugchugger>: what if he ends up doing the exact correct procedure to "skip to the credits"
<LordStonefish>: eep
<LordStonefish>: I like it, it's a good punchline
<DolphinSlugchugger>: god its so much
<LordStonefish>: We hear that, and knowing what we know, it can't be good
<LordStonefish>: and that's where we end the article
<LordStonefish>: He's skipped to the credits
<DolphinSlugchugger>: thats so so much and i love it
<LordStonefish>: To Sleep, Perchance to Savescum
<LordStonefish>: that's the fuckin title
<DolphinSlugchugger>: near the end he's just moving extremely mechanically and precisely in absolutely absurd situations
<LordStonefish>: and the Pritchett guy is like
<LordStonefish>: yep sounds like he skipped to credits
<LordStonefish>: "Poor Sam, It's only going to get worse" "Why?" "He's skipped to credits"
<DolphinSlugchugger>: thats how it went out of business
<LordStonefish>: "just like last time"
<DolphinSlugchugger>: actually it makes more sense if the pancakes is how one resets
<DolphinSlugchugger>: instead of just load
<LordStonefish>: I need to sleep, but this is fantastic
<DolphinSlugchugger>: yeah same

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