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Item #: SCP-4612

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4612 is seen as normal behavior by the populace of Shell Life, Kansas. Attempts are to be made to suppress the potential for SCP-4612 to become viral and popular due to its anomaly on the internet.

Description: SCP-4612 is an anomalous phenomenon that encompasses the entirety of Shelf Life, Kansas. SCP-4612 can be described as the random compulsion for non-bipedal members of the kingdom Animalia to attempt to enter a nearby building through any means reasonably possible.

Animals that attempt to enter the targeted building (henceforth designated as SCP-4612-1 instances) will not risk harming itself in order to enter the building, and will usually cease this behavior after approximately 20 minutes. If the SCP-4612-1 instance successfully enters the building, they will resume normal behavior immediately,

Approximately two SCP-4612-1 instances are created per day.

Addendum - 1: SCP-4612 was discovered on 24 Jan 2021 08:13. A list has been created for on-site personnel to document SCP-4612-1's instances. The list will be updated as more instances are discovered, and as such is not complete.

Date: 24 Jan 2021 08:13

Anomalous Interference: Confirmed

Description: A horse walks into a bar.

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