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Special Containment Procedures: At the beginning of each financial quarter, junior researcher Oscar Garcia is to ritually skin himself and fold the skin on top of SCP-XXXX, after which a layer of american dollar bills will be plastered to his subcutaneous tissue. The New York Stock Exchange should be monitored closely for any abnormalities during the process.

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