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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a Large Containment Chamber under the purview of the Parazoology Department. No technology or personnel with pacemakers should be permitted within the chamber.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a collection of seventy anomalous bovines. Each instance presents several anomalous abilities:

  • They are sterile, invulnerable and immortal
  • They create an extremely potent magnetic field, with a North Pole at their heads and a South Pole near their tails.

Discovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered in an abandoned warehouse near to Cornwall, England. Due to the instances' magnetism, they were all combined in a large, vaguely spherical shape. All attempts to separate them have failed. A non-anomalous refrigerator was also discovered in the same room as SCP-XXXX, close to the centre of the collection. A handwritten note was attached to the door of the warehouse, the contents of which have been transcribed below:

ma can we buy a bigger fridge the cows wont stick

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