America's Diner is Always Open
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Item #: SCP-lemme put something wacky here

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: All existing dennys are monitored and if a new one starts, they destroy it immediately

Description: SCP-XXXX is a viral seed-bearing plant that reproduces using anthropochory.1 SCP-XXXX instances are capable of growing in any empty, paved area surrounded by greater than 50,000 people.

SCP-XXXX instances appear as restaurants franchised under the brand Denny's, a diner chain primarily spread across the United States. SCP-XXXX's seeds take the form of the food served, such as pancakes, hamburgers, omelettes, etc.2 When a food item produced by SCP-XXXX is placed within 500 feet of an area meeting the criteria mentioned above, an SCP-XXXX instance will begin to form.

Construction of an SCP-XXXX instance takes approximately 1 hour, and is divided into 3 steps.

  • 1. Plywood, bricks, concrete, and pipes will sprout from the ground and bend or contort to form the base shape of the restaurant. A large metal sign with the Denny's logo may also form on the side of the restaurant or grow on a pole adjacent to it. At the beginning of this stage, a mild memetic effect will cause observers to lose interest in the event.
  • 2. More walls will sprout from the outer form of the instance, and form a bathroom, kitchen, and dining area. Tables, wall decorations, and kitchen equipment will materialize.
  • 3. A random selection of 5-15 unemployed people will suddenly leave their houses or apartments and go to the SCP-XXXX instance. Upon entry, they will gain memories of being hired and trained for normal cashier, cook, or waiting positions. In addition, all zoning permits and land ownership contracts will be filled out in full by unknown means.3

Addendum XXXX.1: Interview with Denny's CEO

denny themselves demands money and john c miller puts money in the denny hole

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