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SCP-XXXX instance, hover to enlarge.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class:

Special Containment Procedures: MTF Eta-10 ("See No Evil") and MTF Web Crawler Recluse-8 ("Tracker Hackers") are to monitor and regulate network broadcastings of SCP-XXXX such as television or radio broadcastings.

MTF Eta-10 is to check Livingston Times newspapers daily before publishing to replace any SCP-XXXX advertisements used.

SCP-XXXX-1 instances are to be contained in a standard humanoid cell and provided with a reasonable amount of food to ensure mental stability.

Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation for Runnin' Manny's Pizzeria advertisements1 in Livingston, New Jersey. SCP-XXXX instances possess the capability to inculcate advertisement viewers2 into perpetually desiring Runnin' Manny's Pizzeria products.

SCP-XXXX instances frequently manifest in the form of a slowed up-close video of a Runnin' Manny's Pizzeria product with Comic Sans font promoting it and additional contact information.

On 08/30/2022, analysis of SCP-XXXX victims (henceforth referred to as SCP-XXXX-1) revealed that SCP-XXXX-1 do not possess stomachs or large/small intestines. After food is consumed, it will dissipate entirely from the esophagus before it enters the supposed stomach. Furthermore, SCP-XXXX-1 have extreme perpetual hunger and thirst. This is theorized to be caused by the aforementioned lack of digestive system.

SCP-XXXX-1 become increasingly frustrated if not given Runnin' Manny's Pizzeria products within a short duration of time.3 This can cause SCP-XXXX-1 to experience an immensely violent enraged state.

Despite lacking a digestive system, SCP-XXXX-1 do not require any type of food or water to survive. Instead, the inclination to consume Runnin' Manny's Pizzeria products feeds SCP-XXXX-1.

Addendum 01: SCP-XXXX Broadcasting

The following are transcripts of aired SCP-XXXX instances in commercials.

Addendum 01: SCP-XXXX Broadcasting


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SCP-XXXX instance, hover to enlarge.

Narration of Runnin' Manny's Commercial


You! Yes, You there!

Put down those chips and pay attention! Runnin' Manny's has a new twist for you!

Down at Runnin' Manny's, you can now get yourself a Supreme Combo Garlic Twist Dozen for only $5.99!

But that's not all! Because now, you can also get more spice and garlic on top of that!

But this won't be here forever, folks! Get it now at Runnin' Manny's Pizzeria!

Call now at (973) 764-7933.

Narration of Runnin' Manny's Commercial


You! The one on the couch eating that chocolate. Come and get yourself some real food!

Over here at Runnin' Manny's, you can get yourself a Double Decker Cheesy Bread deal with extra cheese! This comes at a cheap price of $5.99 and is guaranteed to make your day!

So how about it? Are you ready to have your perspective on life changed by some cheesy bread? Of course you are! Now come down and get yourself some food!

Call now at (973) 764-7933.


The commercials transcripted above are theorized to have attracted approximately ~3,000 customers within the span of the first week of initial airing. Roughly 900 of those customers succumbed to SCP-XXXX's effects.


Addendum 02: XXXX-1 Interview Logs

After witnessing the results of SCP-XXXX's anomalous capabilities, Dr. Carl Newson was assigned as Head Researcher to SCP-XXXX's research project. To begin, interview logs with an SCP-XXXX-1 specimen were conducted.

Interviewer: Dr. Carl Newson

Interviewee: SCP-XXXX-1 instance

Date: 08/18/2022

[BEGIN LOG]

Dr. Newson: Hello, SCP-XXXX-1. How are you feeling?

SCP-XXXX-1: My name is David. I'm not feeling too hot, doc. I've been absolutely starving so it'd be nice to get some food sometime, y'know?

Dr. Newson: I'm sorry to hear that. What are you craving, exactly?

SCP-XXXX-1: Some of that fine Runnin' Manny's pizza! Anything there, give me it. I saw this ad not too long ago about some kind of "extra garlic & spice'' they have on their garlic twists! Please, doctor. I need it.

Dr. Newson: Well, Runnin' Manny's Pizzeria is out in, what, New Jersey? We're far from that, XXXX-1. And besides, we've been feeding you constantly. What's the issue?

SCP-XXXX-1: Yeah, well I guess I just have a big appetite, don't I? Listen, doc, I'm gonna cut it short and let you know now: I'm not giving you any info about me if you don't serve me that sweet, spicy, delicious, cheesy, pizza. And for the last time, my name is David.

Dr. Newson: Please, XXXX-1, I need a-

SCP-XXXX-1: David. Pizza, or nothing.

Dr. Newson: Fine, "David", please. I need you to cooperate with me or else-

SCP-XXXX-1: Get me the pizza.

7 seconds of silence

Dr. Newson: Very well then.

[END LOG]

After this, SCP-XXXX-1 was delivered a large pepperoni pizza and soda from Runnin' Manny's Pizzeria to ensure mental stability. SCP-XXXX-1 proceeded to continuously ask Dr. Carl Newson for further products despite finishing the pizza and beverage within 2 minutes.

Addendum 03: PoI-035 Interview Log

After XXXX-1 Interview C, Foundation researchers assigned to the SCP-XXXX project unanimously agreed to interview the owner4 of Runnin' Manny's Pizzeria to discuss SCP-XXXX.

Addendum 03: PoI-035 Interview Log


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PoI-035.

Interviewer: Dr. Carl Newson

Interviewee: Manuel Dubois (Poi-035)

Date: 9/04/2022

Location: Runnin' Manny's Pizzeria back office


[BEGIN LOG]

Dr. Newson: Manuel Dubois, correct?

PoI-035: Precisely.

Dr. Newson: Good.

Dr. Newson looks around the office to view the myriad of open Runnin' Manny's Pizzeria boxes scattered across the office.

Dr. Newson: Right. So, you're the owner of all Runnin' Manny's Pizzeria establishments across the United States. Were you, by any chance, aw-

PoI-035: (Opening one of the pizza boxes) What happened to your neck?

Dr. Newson: Oh, yeah. It's just a bite mark from my dog, nothing too bad. Anyways, were you, by any chance, aware of the effects your restaurants' advertisements pose to the public in Livingston?

PoI-035 proceeds to consume the entire pizza and scrape the pepperoni off the bottom of the box to eat.

Dr. Newson: M-Mr. Dubois?

PoI-035: (With pizza in his mouth) Oh, yeah, sorry. Uh, what was your question?

Dr. Newson: Uh, right, so-

PoI-035: (With grease dripping from his mouth) I'm sorry but this pizza is so good. I've been sitting here eating for, I think, like, 3 weeks? I don't know how that's possible but I just can't get up.

Dr. Newson: Mr. Dubo-

PoI-035: (Chewing) I think I have, like, a family to attend to or something. I dunno, they can manage themselves, I think. I have taxes, too. Eh.

Dr. Newson: Mr. Dubois, this specific Runnin' Manny's Pizzeria's advertisements are causing the citizens of Livingston to unhealthily obsess over your product. Were you aware of this?

PoI-035: (Opening a box of cheesy bread) I dunno. Listen, man, I have all the pizza in this world. It's, like, a dream at this point. I get it all from, uh, what's her name? Oh yeah, Susie. She's probably by the grill or something, I don't know. She runs the cooking over here, and I got so many boxes for free. I can't thank her enough.

PoI-035 consumes 3 slices of cheesy bread

PoI-035: Wait, who are you guys again?

Dr. Newson: I think our time here is finished.

[END LOG]

PoI-035 was given Class-B amnestics following this interview.


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