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SCP-XXXX

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is stored in a standard low-security containment locker. The dorayaki produced by SCP-XXXX is to be used for feeding of sustenance-requiring anomalies.

By order of the Overseer Council, no testing with SCP-XXXX is to take place.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 1.5 m tall plastic statue of the character Doraemon from the Japanese franchise of the same name. SCP-XXXX produces one hundred loaves of dorayaki (a type of Japanese pancake filled with red bean paste) per day at varying intervals from a small aperture in its abdomen, which is deposited into its "pouch". Examination of the inside of SCP-XXXX reveals that it is composed of machinery designed for the manufacturing of dorayaki from its raw ingredients. The source of these ingredients is unknown and there is no evidence of external inputs; therefore, SCP-XXXX violates the law of conservation of mass. Attempts to observe the process have failed due to the fact that SCP-XXXX halts production of dorayaki when not fully intact.

The dorayaki produced is non-anomalous; however, those who consume it report it to be of exceptional quality.

Addendum XXXX-1: Timeline

Date Event
2006-04-21 SCP-XXXX discovered in Higashinaruse, Akita Prefecture, Japan.
2008-09-28 SCP-XXXX lost to the Chaos Insurgency during a raid on Site-118.
2012-03-31 SCP-XXXX rediscovered at a former Insurgency base in a heavily modified form.
2012-04-01 SCP-XXXX reclassified Keter.
2012-06-04 SCP-XXXX deploys self-propelled projectile. Code MESSIAH XK procedures go into effect.
2012-06-05 Former body of SCP-XXXX goes offline. Projectile releases current body of SCP-XXXX, which is then discovered in Higashinaruse, Akita Prefecture, Japan.
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