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3/5987 LEVEL 3/5987
CLASSIFIED
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Item #: SCP-5987
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Special Containment Procedures

SCP-5987 is contained within a replicated Chuck E. Cheese restaurant located outside of Site-119. Foundation personnel, hereby referred to as "employees," are required to operate and manage this facility between the hours of 11:30 A.M. and 8:00 P.M. Any other personnel, hereby referred to as "customers," are requested to periodically attend scheduled events, occasions, or birthday parties within the facility. Customers may also invite their children into the facility, following written approval from Director Ford Cliff. All personnel who enter this facility can freely interact with SCP-5987 between the scheduled timeframe.

Inspections of SCP-5987 are to occur in Backroom 1A every Tuesday and Thursday at 4:30 P.M. In the event that any of SCP-5987's anomalies are damaged or begin to emit an odor, employees are required to repair and clean them as soon as possible. Employees may contact Senior Researcher Devin Collins for documentation, materials, or assistance concerning these inspections. In the event that SCP-5987 becomes hostile while employees are performing these operations, MTF Ohm-6 ("Funny Mascots") is to intervene and de-escalate the situation through armed force.

All personnel are required to leave the facility before 8:00 P.M. Once the facility is vacant, Foundation researchers are to continue observation of SCP-5987 through digital camera feed. One D-Class personnel is to remain inside SCP-5987's containment cell once every six months in order to monitor its behavior towards humans.

Description

SCP-5987 is the collective designation for five sentient, mechanical entities, physically resembling fictional characters from the Chuck E. Cheese restaurant chain, establishments in which they reside. SCP-5987's anomalous properties manifest between 8:00 A.M. and 11:30 P.M. in their respective facilities once a specific action, phrase, or situation occurs.1 When not experiencing anomalous trigger periods, SCP-5987 entities behave in a manner identical to other entertainment animatronics from the restaurant chain, within them they are capable of free movement and interaction with their environment. Every SCP-5987 entity is also capable of speech, and possesses all five senses.

During anomalous trigger periods, SCP-5987 are extremely erratic towards any human subjects they perceive, and may attempt to communicate with them. While their motivations remain unknown, a number of interactions between SCP-5987 and test subjects suggest that they perceive all human beings as an individual referred to only as "Blue". Known SCP-5987 manifestations are listed below.

ChuckECheese

An active instance of SCP-5987-4.

Name: Chuck E. Cheese

Intended Behavior: SCP-5987-1 is frequently observed talking to customers during operating hours. Whenever a performance begins, SCP-5987-1 will position itself in front of the other instances. SCP-5987-1 will always initiate the performance, followed shortly after with singing "Welcome to Chuck E. Cheese!"2 SCP-5987-1 will continuously walk around the perimeter of its containment facility. SCP-5987-1 is reported to be optimistic, charismatic, and highly sociable towards employees and customers. Whenever SCP-5987-1 accesses Arcade Room 1, it will randomly compliment or question individuals who are playing the arcade games.

Anomalous Triggers:

Key Phrases: "You're so cool!" "Stop moving, we need you."Have some pizza!" "Make sure you spend your tokens wisely!"

SCP-5987's anomalous attributes will not manifest outside of a licensed Chuck E. Cheese establishment. Continued investigations are underway to ascertain how SCP-5987 remains active.

Addendum 5987-1

Discovery

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Investigation

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