God
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Item #: SCP-3638

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: Foundation efforts are completely focused around the completion of SCP-3638 by any means necessary.

SCP-3638 has been accomplished.

Description: SCP-3638 is a Foundation wide project dedicated to the location, understanding, and containment of God. It has been established by the Foundation that this is the top priority for the Foundation, and all other goals are considered defunct.


Addendum-001: SCP-3638 is to be accomplished via use of Object "Him", constructed using several religious items of significant importance. Including but not limited to:

  • The original stone slabs of Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy, as written by Moses in 1,300 BC.
  • Several artifacts recovered from within the Kaaba.
  • The original painting titled "The Birth of Loazi."
  • A statue of Mahavira.
  • Scrolls that depict the first practice of Mahayana and Theravada.

"Him" is capable of judging an item's potential and chance to be God using the total sum of suffering and its interaction between multiple realities' potential divinity energy within a suitable and stable environment, and will be judged from 0 to 100, zero being "no chance of being God" and one-hundred being "God." It will only consider the true God and will disallow any other religion's God from being discovered.

Addendum-002: SCP-3638 in progress:

Test 1

Subject: Dr. Alexander

Object/Idea: A pencil

Godhood: 0

Test 2

Subject: Dr. Alexander

Object/Idea: 11/22/63 by Stephen King

Godhood: 2

Test 3

Subject: Dr. Alexander

Object/Idea: Kindness

Godhood: 17

Test 4

Subject: Researcher Albert

Object/Idea: 25kg cube of copper

Godhood: 23

Test 5

Subject: Researcher Albert

Object/Idea: Researcher Albert

Godhood: 61

Test 6

Subject: D-3612

Object/Idea: An apple

Godhood: 1

Test 7

Subject: D-3612

Object/Idea: D-3612

Godhood: 6

Test 8

Subject: D-3612

Object/Idea: James Matthias

Godhood: 6

Test 9

Subject: D-3612

Object/Idea: Death row prisoner James Matthias

Godhood: 11

Test 10

Subject: D-3612

Object/Idea: Married man James Matthias

Godhood: 0

Test 11

Subject: D-3612

Object/Idea: God

Godhood: Indistinct

Test 12

Subject: Dr. Alexander

Object/Idea: The United States of America

Godhood: 52

Test 13

Subject: Dr. Alexander

Object/Idea: Nazi Germany

Godhood: 79

Test 14

Subject: O5-1

Object/Idea: The O5 Council

Godhood: 75

Test 15

Subject: O5-1

Object/Idea: O5-13

Godhood: 6

Test 16

Subject: Dr. Westrin

Object/Idea: Pain

Godhood: 50

Test 17

Subject: [DATA LOST]

Object/Idea: Concept and Thought

Godhood: 9

Test 18

Subject: D-3737

Object/Idea: A box of matches and a can of air

Godhood: 90

Test 19

Subject: D-3737

Object/Idea: An orphanage

Godhood: 0

Test 20

Subject: Researcher Albert

Object/Idea: D-3737

Godhood: 50

Test 21

Subject: Researcher Albert

Object/Idea: Our creators

Godhood: 0

Test 22

Subject: Junior Researcher Kim

Object/Idea: SCP-343

Godhood: 0

Test 23

Subject: O5-13

Object/Idea: Humanity

Godhood: 75

Test 24

Subject: Dr. Alexander

Object/Idea: Bottle of water

Godhood: 5

Test 25

Subject: Dr. Alexander

Object/Idea: Disease

Godhood: 85

Test 26

Subject: O5-1

Object/Idea: The Earth

Godhood: 0

Test 27

Subject: The Administrator

Object/Idea: LMG-30 Minuteman III ballistic missile

Godhood: 96

Test 28

Subject: D-1111

Object/Idea: The Administrator

Godhood: 77

Test 29

Subject: D-1111

Object/Idea: Global warming

Godhood: 40

Test 30

Subject: O5-1

Object/Idea: The anomalous

Godhood: 0

Test 31

Subject: O5-1

Object/Idea: The paranormal

Godhood: 0

Test 32

Subject: O5-1

Object/Idea: The universe

Godhood: 0

Test 33

Subject: O5-1

Object/Idea: The Foundation

Godhood: 100

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