God’s Left Nut

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Ticonderoga

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is impossible to contain with the technology the Foundation currently possesses. However, containment of the entity is unnecessary and possibly harmful, as there is a hypothesis that Earth may only exist due to this anomaly.

Therefore, containment efforts have been put in place to conceal the true nature of SCP-XXXX. The most ambitious of these efforts has been the construction of a false natural satellite in orbit around Earth. This effort also required a series of falsified landings on this satellite, by both manned and unmanned spacecraft.

The other sections of ‘space’ have had their own false theories accepted as fact. This includes the fact that some stars are several thousand light years away from Earth, when the points of light that the public believes are stars are actually sections of SCP-XXXX, which are fewer than 1000km from Earth. Other natural phenomena, such as tides and seasons, have had their own incorrect explanations created and accepted as fact.

The landmass surrounding SCP-XXXX-A is to remain uninhabited permanently. An international treaty has been formed, which strongly discourages any activity on the continent. Any visitors to the continent of Antarctica are to be treated with Class-A amnestics directly following their departure. Due to the possibility of an individual escaping unamnesticised, the Foundation has injected conspiracy theories which are similar, albeit not identical, to the truth into several groups of people. These groups have been chosen as they create a large amount of untrue and seemingly unbelievable conspiracy theories. Therefore, any person who begins telling others of the truth will be largely ignored.

In any event in which SCP-XXXX begins endangering the lives of more than 25% of the human population, the Overseer Council are to consider lifting the veil on the Foundation, leading to a BM-Class Broken Masquerade Scenario. The subsequent civil unrest and distrust of national governments is believed to have a chance of motivating more of the population to work as one body against a larger, international threat. Therefore, it would make it more likely that at least some semblance of humanity would survive.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a massive, semi-corporeal humanoid entity which Earth is part of. As of 2019/08/16, it is unclear exactly which section of the entity Earth is situated in, although it is exceedingly likely that it is in some area below the section of the anomaly which could be described as skin. The anomaly is presumably sapient, however it is believed to move extremely slowly relative to us. This is because its size causes it to perceive time differently to humans on Earth.

SCP-XXXX is believed to be approximately 750,000km in height. Observing from within, it has skin resembling a starry night on the rear half of the part of its body visible from Earth. On the other half, it has a pale blue skin tone, with a large point of light on it. SCP-XXXX is believed to have a similar skin tone on the outside. The specific features of SCP-XXXX, for example its biological sex, remain unknown, but gravitational analysis has made it apparent that SCP-XXXX is similar in shape to a Homo sapiens.

The paler portion of SCP-XXXX’s skin produces infrared waves and visible and ultraviolet light. This allows life on Earth to function as it does. In addition, Earth has enough space to move a small amount relative to the rest of SCP-XXXX. This creates the seasons. Due to the absence of a real moon, Earth’s tides are caused by pockets of varying air pressure situated above several major oceans.1

SCP-XXXX-A is a cylindrical structure situated fifty kilometres from Earth’s southern pole. SCP-XXXX-A is entirely transparent and is invulnerable to all forms of damage which have been tested on it. The structure has a diameter of two kilometres at its base and extends beyond the skin of SCP-XXXX above it. It also extends a large amount into the ice sheet and land below, as excavation attempts have not discovered a base of the structure.

Analysis of light refracted by SCP-XXXX-A has concluded that the structure is hollow, however it remains unclear what purpose it serves in the body of SCP-XXXX. In addition, SCP-XXXX-A has been observed to be flexible, although the forces required to manipulate the item are much higher than what is easily available to the Foundation.

Investigations into more specific details regarding SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-A and a possible method of communication with the anomaly are currently being performed by the Foundation. This file will be updated with any useful results.

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Apollyon

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-A are currently uncontainable. SCP-XXXX-A1 is capable of destroying all materials available to the Foundation.

Personnel deemed essential to the survival of humanity are to be contained within reinforced steel bunkers at least two hundred metres below ground level. All food is to be rationed, as accessing the surface of Earth is invariably fatal. All survivors that the Foundation are aware of have been briefed of the situation.

Description: Due to the current situation, detailed descriptions of the anomaly have been deemed unnecessary. Therefore, this description will focus on the events of the K-Class scenario currently threatening Earth.

On 2020/04/28, an extremely fast wind began to blow in every location on Earth simultaneously. These winds began at speeds of approximately one hundred kilometres per hour, but rapidly increased to velocities in excess of twenty thousand kilometres per hour. This was accompanied by sudden rapid oceanic currents.

Each of the winds and currents converged within a transparent cylinder of an unknown material, referred to as SCP-XXXX-A. All deceased or non-organic materials and non-human life collided with the outer edge of SCP-XXXX-A, resulting in the instant death of almost all life. Living humans who reached the object reacted differently. They entered it and began to rapidly rise up at several hundred metres per second. It remains unknown where these subjects went.

Currently, the surface of Earth remains uninhabitable. If the winds do not stop or decrease in speed, the survival of humanity and all complex life on Earth appears to be severely limited.

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Tiamat

Special Containment Procedures: All living humans are aware of SCP-XXXX.

To minimise casualties if SCP-XXXX-A begins a Zeus Event, the Foundation has been working to move humanity underground. This has been moderately successful, as a very large number of underground bunkers already existed in the plots of land which were once Foundation sites.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a massive, semi-corporeal humanoid entity which Earth is part of. As of 2019/08/16, it is unclear exactly which section of the entity Earth is situated in, although it is exceedingly likely that it is in some area below the section of the anomaly which could be described as skin. Following the conclusion of the K-Class event caused by SCP-XXXX, the Foundation believe that they know which part of SCP-XXXX’s body Earth is. The anomaly is presumably sapient, however it is believed to move extremely slowly relative to us. This is because its size causes it to perceive time differently to humans on Earth.

SCP-XXXX is believed to be approximately 750,000km in height. Observing from within, it has skin resembling a starry night on the rear half of the part of its body visible from Earth. On the other half, it has a pale blue skin tone, with a large point of light on it. SCP-XXXX is believed to have a similar skin tone on the outside. The specific features of SCP-XXXX, for example its biological sex, remain unknown, but gravitational analysis has made it apparent that SCP-XXXX is similar in shape to a Homo sapiens.

The paler portion of SCP-XXXX’s skin produces infrared waves and visible and ultraviolet light. This allows life on Earth to function as it does. In addition, Earth has enough space to move a small amount relative to the rest of SCP-XXXX. This creates the seasons. Due to the absence of a real moon, Earth’s tides are caused by pockets of varying air pressure situated above several major oceans.

SCP-XXXX-A is a cylindrical structure situated fifty kilometres from Earth’s southern pole. SCP-XXXX-A is entirely transparent and is invulnerable to all forms of damage which have been tested on it. The structure has a diameter of two kilometres at its base and extends beyond the skin of SCP-XXXX above it. It also extends a large amount into the ice sheet and land below, as excavation attempts have not discovered a base of the structure.

Analysis of light refracted by SCP-XXXX-A has concluded that the structure is hollow, however it remains unclear what purpose it serves in the body of SCP-XXXX. and it is now known how it benefits the entity as a whole. See Addendum XXXX-1 for more details. In addition, SCP-XXXX-A has been observed to be flexible, although the forces required to manipulate the item are much higher than what is easily available to the Foundation.

Addendum XXXX-1: O5-7’s Message

There have always been theories about SCP-XXXX. What it was, which part of it we are and everything else about it.

I was no different. I performed countless experiments using a multitude of tools. I spend days looking at the pattern of ‘stars’, seeing if it held any clues. I looked at the heat signals, the tiny variations in gravity, everything else any of us can think of. And it all came to one conclusion.

This conclusion was entirely absurd. I refused to accept it. I blamed it on measurement errors. On false calculations and drawing conclusions out of things that weren’t there. But every time I tried something new, one of two things happened:

  • Most of the time, it just didn’t work. It didn’t help me get a grasp of the bigger picture in any way. It just told me something I already knew or didn’t give me any usable information at all.
  • Some of the time, it gave me results. These results were always exceedingly similar, whichever method was used.

The results seemed to suggest that Earth was part of an external organ. They gave the impression that we were situated between two appendages.

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