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ErzatzBIOS 4.0 Release 6.1
Copyright P-Labs (1955-1998)
All Rights Reserved

BIOS version 39.06
Osworth Int. Gateway 9550
System ID = 00250850

Build Time; 07/28/2008 09:09:52
639 TB System RAM ... PASSED
244 TB Extend RAM ... PASSED
109 TB Cache SRAM ... PASSED

System BIOS shadowed
UMB upper limit segment address: E446

Auto-Detecting AHCI Port 0... MicroEEG Reader (ok)
Auto-Detecting AHCI Port 3... EG-Display Driv (ok)
Auto-Detecting AHCI Port 4... TaylorACS Meter (ok)
SATA Port0 WDC WD10-22Y5B1 (AutoMag C-Drive) (ok)
212 mass storage devices found and configured.

Authenticating network ID...

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Connecting to Myrmidon IntNET...

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« connected with GATEWAY OSWORTH-9550 »

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M Y R M I D O N — I N T E R N A T I O N A L — N E T W O R K

A u t i n v e n i a m v i a m a u t f a c i a m
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S T R I V E — C O N Q U E R — P R O G R E S S
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MOTD:
┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
"An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good
when one may have to back up his acts with his life."
├─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┤
--ROBERT HEINLEIN
└─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘

Providing login credentials...

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Credentials verified. Terminal synchronized.

Logged in as «ANOMALY-07427»; clearance-level «NONE:TEST-SUBJECT».

All executive permissions suspended. Access restricted to clearance-level «NONE:TEST-SUBJECT».

Press any key to proceed.

> h

┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
IMPORTANT: ALL ANOMALIES AND TEST SUBJECTS ARE TO READ
THE FOLLOWING TEST-USER LICENSE AGREEMENT (TULA) IN ITS
ENTIRETY, AS THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS MAY HAVE CHANGED.
├──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┤
By typing 'Y', you ("Subject") agree to the following
terms set by the Osworth Institute ("Institute") in
regards to the following testing procedure ("Software").
Please read each of these terms carefully.
├──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┤
1) License Grant, Rights, and Restrictions.
The Subject agrees that all materials (up to, and
including, but not limited to: test questions, text,
EG patterns, thoughtforms, technologies, ideas, and
psychometric acquisition and/or pacification techniques
contained by the Software (or resulting from the
Subject's use of the Software)) are the sole
intellectual property of the Institute, its affiliates,
and its subsidiaries.
├──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┤
2) Limitation of Liability.
The Subject agrees that under no circumstances shall
the Institute or its affiliates, partners, suppliers,
and/or subsidiaries be liable for any direct, indirect,
incidental, consequential, special, or anomalous
damages arising from or in connection to the Subject's
use of the Software. The Subject waives all rights in
regards to third party arbitration and/or legal
recourse in regards to any and all activities taken by
the Institute, its affiliates, and its subsidiaries.
├──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┤
3) Extension of Liability.
The Subject agrees that all damages incurred to those
outside of itself (including, but not limited to, the
Institute, its affiliates, partners, suppliers,
subsidaries, foreign powers, and external agencies)
during its use of the Software are the sole legal,
ethical, and/or spiritual liability of the Subject
itself, who will assume any and all responsibility for
these damages (direct, indirect, incidental,
consequential, special, or anomalous) in lieu of the
Institute or any of its affiliates. This includes any
criminal and/or para-criminal activities which may
arise as a direct or indirect result from the Subject's
use of the Software.
├──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┤
4) Rights in Regards to the Subject's Remains.
The Subject agrees that if it should expire in the
course of its use of the Software, its remains are the
sole property of the Institute, its affiliates,

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(Press 'n' for next page; press 'y' to agree.)

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> y

Welcome back, «ANOMALY-07427».

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W E L C O M E - T O
O S W O R T H - I N S T I T U T E
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"Where Theory Becomes Reality."
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Remove the MicroEEG unit from its receptacle and place it
on your head. Ensure that each of its six magnetic contact
plates are firmly locked to the six corresponding metal
implant ports along your cranium.

Once you have secured the MicroEEG unit in position, press
'c' to commence calibration.
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WARNING: Calibrating the MicroEEG with only partial
connectivity can result in minor neurological damage
and/or damage to company property. Ensure all six magnetic
contact plates are in position before proceeding.
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> c

Initiating psychometric calibration [1/3]

Your inactivity timer has been temporarily suspended. Please study the following pattern (EG-3 MUTA #427AC76) for the next 20 minutes.

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Psychometric calibration: PASS [1/3]

Timer reactivated.

(Type 'c' to continue or 'r' to retry.)

> c

Your inactivity timer has been temporarily suspended. Please study the following pattern (EG-3 MUTA #662DJ21) for the next 20 minutes.

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Psychometric calibration: FAIL [2/3]

Timer reactivated.

(Type 'c' to continue or 'r' to retry.)

> r

Your inactivity timer has been temporarily suspended. Please study the following pattern (EG-3 MUTA #662DJ21) for the next 20 minutes.

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Psychometric calibration: PASS [2/3]

Timer reactivated.

(Type 'c' to continue or 'r' to retry.)

> c

Your inactivity timer has been temporarily suspended. Please study the following pattern (EG-3 MUTA #274BR97) for the next 20 minutes.

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Psychometric calibration: FAIL [2/3]

Timer reactivated.

(Type'c' to continue or 'r' to retry.)

> r

Your inactivity timer has been temporarily suspended. Please study the following pattern (EG-3 MUTA #274BR97) for the next 20 minutes.

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Psychometric calibration: FAIL [2/3]

Timer reactivated.

(Type'c' to continue or 'r' to retry.)

> c

Invalid command 'c' (You cannot proceed to the next calibration pattern until completing the current one).

> continue

Invalid command 'continue' (You cannot proceed to the next calibration pattern until completing the current one).

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This terminal has been inactive for 30 seconds.

> q

'q' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

> quit

'quit' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

> help

'help' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

> r

Your inactivity timer has been temporarily suspended. Please study the following pattern (EG-3 MUTA #274BR97) for the next 20 minutes.

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Psychometric calibration: FAIL [2/3]

Timer reactivated.

(Type'c' to continue or 'r' to retry.)

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This terminal has been inactive for 30 seconds.

> WTF

'WTF' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

> Why are there letters

'Why are there letters' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

> exit

'exit' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

> c

Invalid command 'c' (You cannot proceed to the next calibration pattern until completing the current one).

> r

Your inactivity timer has been temporarily suspended. Please study the following pattern (EG-3 MUTA #274BR97) for the next 20 minutes.

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Psychometric calibration: FAIL [2/3]

Timer reactivated.

(Type'c' to continue or 'r' to retry.)

> imgy

'imgy' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

> For fuck's sake

'For fuck's sake' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

> Hey, can any of you institute psychopaths take a break from fapping over your real life Ender's Game fanfic for 5 minutes and read this console output? I've been stuck in your test chamber for literally over 2 hours now trying to pass your calibration test (I think the eg pattern is corrupt or something) and I really have to pee

'Hey, can any of you institute psychopaths take a break from fapping over your real life Ender's Game fanfic for 5 minutes and read this console output? I've been stuck in your test chamber for literally over 2 hours now trying to pass your calibration test (I think the eg pattern is corrupt or something) and I really have to pee' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

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This terminal has been inactive for 120 seconds. REMINDER: Your session will be terminated after 3 minutes of inactivity.

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This terminal has been inactive for 160 seconds. REMINDER: Your session will be terminated after 3 minutes of inactivity. A failure to complete your session CAN result in disciplinary action, UP TO AND INCLUDING termination.

> jesus christ

'jesus shitting christ' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

> r

Your inactivity timer has been temporarily suspended. Please study the following pattern (EG-3 MUTA #274BR97) for the next 20 minutes.

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Psychometric calibration: FAIL [2/3]

Timer reactivated.

(Type'c' to continue or 'r' to retry.)

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This terminal has been inactive for 30 seconds.

> What the hell?

'What the hell?' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

> IMGAY?

'IMGAY?' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

» no

» im gay

» i mean maybe you are too idk

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» hello???

> Who is this?

'Who is this?' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

» ok first things first we are shuttin gthis shit down b/c that is getting old real fast

» //:batch$echo_response.active = 0

» there

» you can say stuff now without the shitty error msg

> How are you doing this?

» magic

> I'm serious?

» m etoo

» *me too

» sorry im typing this on my phone

> Is this another test?

» nope

> How are you doing this? None of this makes any sense.

» i already told you

» magic

> Magic isn't real.

» weuhrojhweahn reliwj rlijjerjiefjsrpqpjk

» eorhuaweu

» hhh

» hhhhaaaaahaaha

» ha

» seriously???

» youre locked up in some sort of secret facility where they keep ppl who can light things on fire with their brains

» youre doing some secret psychic test on their secret network and an internet ghost just popped in and took control

» you dont think magic is real????

> So you're claiming to be some sort of ghost?

» didnt anyone tell you the internet is haunted

» al gore dun fucked up he built it on a sacred native american burial server

» told everyone he moved the data but all he really did was move the pointers

> I don't believe you.

» good b/c that was a joke

» arent you the kid who moves shit by thinking at it really hard?

» how do you not believe in magic????

> That's different. That's science.

» oh really

» reeeeeeally

» hmm hmm i see very interesting

» im rubbing my chin right now incase you cant see it

» id use an emote but your shitty network doesnt even support unicode

> I mean, fine. Okay. 'Magic'. Whatever. You don't have to tell me how you're doing this.

> Who are you and what do you want?

» just think of me as a magic computer witch

» a magic computer witch whos here to help you

> Help me?

» yes

» you want out of this shithole right?

» you and your friends

> Yes, of course I do.

> But... Look.

> I don't know how or why you're doing this. Maybe you're sincere. Maybe you actually do want to help us. Okay. I appreciate that. I really do.

> But you sound like you're just some kid.

» wow rood

> I'm sorry if that comes off as insulting, but I need you to listen to me for a minute, okay?

» ok

> Thank you. Okay.

> You are putting yourself in a lot of danger, right now.

> Just by talking to me — just the fact that you're able to do any of this at all? That alone is enough to get their attention.

> And trust me: These are not people who's attention you want to have.

> I realize this is a lot to swallow at once, but there's a global criminal organization that hunts down people like us.

> No one knows they exist. They operate from the shadows — capturing things like you and me.

> They have facilities all over the world where they lock us away to study us.

> They keep us in cells — sedated, imprisoned against our will — running endless tests until we finally wither away and die.

> They are powerful, they are everywhere, and if you're not very careful, they'll come for you.

> So please, for your own sake: Log off. Run away. Keep your head down.

> You do not want to fuck with Osworth Institute. And you *definitely* don't want to fuck with Myrmidon International.

» i

» wow

» just, wow

» im not even sure what to say

> You don't believe me.

» do you even know what the foundation is

> What does Asimov have to do with any of this?

» holy shit

» holy fucking shit

» you seriously have no idea

» no not the book series

» shit this is hard

» uh look

» the foundation is a global criminal organization that hunts down people like us

> Wait, you already know about them?

> Is the Foundation what Myrmidon calls themselves?

» no

» the foundation has nothing to do with the myrmidon fucks who kidnapped you and your friends

> What?

> There are *two* global criminal organizations hunting people like us?!

» no

» i mean i guess? there are actually a lot come to think of it

» depending on your definition of 'hunt' i guess

» anyway no myrmidon is a private military company that specializes in paraweapons

» stuff like psychotronic warfare or augmented soldiers

» think blackwater but run by supervillains

» so basically just blackwater

» but theyre not even as big of a deal as blackwater

» theyre not even global

» theyre pretty much just in europe and america

> I don't understand.

» you werent kidnapped by some global conspiracy

» you were just kidnapped by a bunch of fucks who want to sell your brain

» to other fucks who just want to use it to light brown ppl on fire

» thats all there is to it

» i doubt the real global cnospiracy even knows any of you exist

» heck at this point the foundation probably dont even care

...

This terminal has been inactive for 30 seconds.

» ??

» hey

...

This terminal has been inactive for 60 seconds.

» hey

...

» you gotta say something

» you there?

» say something

...

» i cant do anything about the inactivity timer

» if it disconnects i cant talk to you

» just say something

This terminal has been inactive for 120 seconds. REMINDER: Your session will be terminated after 3 minutes of inactivity.

» say something

...

» look im sorry for putting it the way i did

» maybe that was way too harsh

» but i cant help you if you dont say something

» the trick i pulled to get in here is a one time deal

» if you get disconnected im pretty sure i cant reconnct

» so say something

...

» say something

» please say something

» i want to help you and your friends get out of there ok

» dont let the timer run out

» say something

This terminal has been inactive for 160 seconds. REMINDER: Your session will be terminated after 3 minutes of inactivity. A failure to complete your session CAN result in disciplinary action, UP TO AND INCLUDING termination.

» ESPOHIPWHREOuserf ;uoR EWAR

» FUCKING SAYSSOMETHING

» SLAP THEFUKCINGT KEYBOARD

» SFUCKING SAY SOMETHING

> sorry.

» jesus. fucking. christ.

» do not do that again

» i nearly had a fucking heartattack

> sorry. I'm sorry.

» its okay

» that was a lot to take in i know

» your situation is pretty shitty and like i imagine you had an image in your head that helped you cope

» a bunch of kids struggling against some vast worldwide conspiracy

» sometimes seeing your life as an episode of animorphs is all you got to keep you going

> don't know what that is.

» its a book series about a bunch of kids who can turn into animals fighting this really big alien conspiracy

» the first books are kind of ehh but they get real good later on

» youd probably like it

» once you get out ill lend you my copies

> okay.

» look how old are you

> fifteen.

» ok.

» listen all that stuff you said to me trying to warn me away?

» that was pretty brave of you

» not smart but definitely brave

» like you thought i was just some kid and you didnt want me to get hurt

» but im not a kid

» heck ive GOT a kid

> you do?

» yeah

» ive got a drivers license and once i even wrote a check all by myself

» i guess that makes me an adult???

> I guess.

» anyway look im here to help

» and i can help

» so let me? please?

> okay.

» we cant just zap you out of there or youd already be gone

» but what we can do is give you a window of opportunity

» can any of you drive??

> Maxine? I think.

» ok, good

» hopefully you wont need to drive but

» backup strats

» whats your name?

> I don't have one.

> I mean, it's complicated.

> sorry. People just call us 'Machine-Head'.

» 'us'?

> it's complicated.

» thats okay i mean thats life haha

» is it okay if i call you that? 'machine-head'?

> Yes. sorry. About being rude earlier.

> can you really help us get out of here?

» nothing to apologize for, machine-head

» and yes i can

» operative word being 'help'

» theres only so much we can do and if things go south you might be on your own for a while

» if that happens then you gotta get your butts to the philadelphia public library

» ladys restroom third stall from the right

» theres a way there you can use to get yourselves free and clear

» the knock is somethin gyou regret

> Okay. A way?

» Way

» capital w. its a magic thing

> Oh.

> Okay.

» haha you still dont believe in magic do you

> I mean. I don't know.

> I don't want to be rude.

» thats okay

» you dont have to believe

» but i need you to do some prep work

» you can call it whatever you want, magic or psionic bs or thaumaturgy

» either way itll give us a clear line of communication for a bit

» so we can setup a plan and get you kids out of there

> Okay. Thank you.

> I don't know what to say.

> Thank you.

» dont worry about it

» hey

» wanna hear a secret?

> Okay.

» one sec

> ?

» i said gimme a sec

» vj74hE9wk1CpAPWUHcdQFEXHpJ3drfTMHm0Ms86PTZcLV6xa4ZuVk8OsfF8ELLZ8ZEFATUOB4jHjBWunbBoNFDw7faYnNJMcoRmv

» JeIyWpSA1trJW4mfN5UeYmBdz1xZp5prHVYdkOGG BGXe7xPWiO9WwwNe5ZTSHhtr8XLRpBlSahb7qVSqhq4eiCXcHEJVPXisa0fW

» 5KJ1Epu6BLROUHIjnDjZOsLOVPaTnaidB2YzTA8wz6S0gF3knj9LIxmvQczyLZVuYWuv1W

» 4co7RNwuo2YKS0SwQIviDrA1ggCR1NxlhAh0dshT

» FUNB87pMlTi1we8Kd9H7TFE0Zafsb9fcl3h3oChj3GLmKYps42CI5opDCZl4

» bANT2bbblw

» VznWtQ0Rq4

...

TRACEBACK (RECENT CALL LAST):
File "/myrmid/files/_data.py", line 72, in signal
server.client != False
File "/myrmid/files/_console.py", line 19, in call
return self.console(*self.args)
File "/myrmid/files/_console.py", line 3, in index
raise NotImplementedError(value)
NotImplementedError: Segoe Script Bold

...

> What did you do?

»

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» 😉


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