Law and Order: UIU
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Foundation-operated web-crawler Delta-24 ("SOURCESTOP") is to search the web every day at 19:30 UTC+11 time for any trace of a website under any varying form of the address "". In the event that any manifestation is discovered, Delta-24 is to remove it from the web. Prior to removal, SCP-XXXX's contents are to be downloaded onto a secure one-terabyte hard drive.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a website which operates under varying forms of the web address "". The IP address of SCP-XXXX was assigned to an ASN in St. Donatus, IA. Further investigation with the assistance of the ISP determined the IP was in use at a location identified to be an empty field. SCP-XXXX uploads episodes of television shows for users to watch for free. SCP-XXXX harbors several popular television shows, each having deviations from the original. The most notable show in SCP-XXXX's database is a television show titled Law and Order: Unusual Incidents Unit (designated SCP-XXXX-1).

SCP-XXXX-1 instances depict the Unusual Incidents Unit of the FBI solving reports of anomalous events/items which have not occurred/been discovered. Members of the UIU claimed to be completely unaware of SCP-XXXX or SCP-XXXX-1's existence until it was brought to their attention by the Foundation.

SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1 will reappear online every Friday at 19:30 UTC+11 time after being removed by Foundation operated web analysis bots. Each time it remanifests, a new instance of SCP-XXXX-1 will appear on SCP-XXXX.

Addendum 1: Abridged SCP-XXXX-1 Instance Description List

The following is a list of some SCP-XXXX-1 instance descriptions along with the official SCP-XXXX-1 description listed on SCP-XXXX.

Instance Title Instance Number Instance Description
"Pop-up Ads" Ep.04 S1 Americans from all around the country begin to experience strange hallucinations advertising for businesses in a pop-up add style format, and it's up to the UIU team to find out why.
"Always Tip the Waiter" Ep.07 S1 Reports of customers of a "McAllister's" deli in Lake Delton, Wisconsin experiencing anomalous mutations after dining come through and the UIU team are sent to investigate; Agent Dawson joins the team.
"Best Ball" Ep.11 S1 A group of golfers in Sedona, Arizona fail to lose since they've begun playing half a year ago. While locals believe it's a case of cheating, the UIU team see something strange going on behind the scenes.
"Natural Instincts" Ep.12 S1 A zoo in Des Moines Iowa have a black bear which has an odd care routine; Agent Farrell begins to receive strange phone calls from her phone number.
"Abracadabra" Ep.16 S1 A traveling stage magician performs oddly realistic and impossible magic tricks, leading the UIU team to wonder if the magic isn't just for show.
"The PodFather" Ep.18 S1 An aquarium in Denver, Colorado begins to experience random chaotic events involving the sea life, and the UIU team is sent to investigate; Meanwhile, Agent Dawson visits an old friend.
"Water Bottles, not Tea Bottles" Ep.21 S1 A newly released brand of water bottles are brought to the UIU team's attention when it's reported in the media that the bottles reject tea, and only tea.
"Viva la Revolución" Ep.01 S2 Reports come in of a neighborhood in Knoxville, Mississippi which has been engaging in war mimicking the French Revolution; Director Mills discovers a kitten that mirrors his childhood pet.

Addendum 2: SCP-XXXX-1 Script Excerpt

The following is a group of excerpts from SCP-XXXX-1 scripts:

Ep.16 S1 Abracadabra

Instance Duration: 45:05

Start Time: 32:34

End Time: 36:01



Director Mills, Agent Farrell, and Dr. Mays are searching the backstage area of the stage for Mr. Ace.

Dr. Mays:
I swear I saw him go back here.

Agent Farrell nods.

Agent Farrell:
He couldn't have gone that far. This place isn't that big.

Director Mills:
Think, he knows we're onto him for reality-bending. He might be using his abilities to his advantage to hide from us.

Dr. Mays looks around the small area. He then looks up at the ceiling, noticing an outlines figure amongst the black paint.
Dr. Mays points to the ceiling.

Dr. Mays:
Right there.

Mr. Ace jumps down from the ceiling, the disguise disappearing. He laughs.

Mr. Ace:
I see we have some volunteers.

Agent Farrell:
Mr. Ace, we just want to talk.

Mr. Ace:
That's what they all say.

Director Mills:
We promise no harm will come to you. We just need your cooperation.

Mr. Ace:
I'm not here to play games, agents. I'm not going to entertain this.

Mr. Ace pulls a smoke bomb out from his pocket and activates it.
When the smoke clears, there is no sign of Mr. Ace.

Director Mills sighs.

Director Mills:
We lost him— Again.

Agent Farrell:
It's okay, Jasper. This magic show just started.


Ep.01 S2 Viva la Revolución

Instance Duration: 45:05

Start Time: 18:06

End Time: 23:13


INT. 36th AVE.

Director Mills is driving to Autumn RD. to catch up with his team members. Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed a three-legged brown and white kitten sitting outside of a local shop.
Director Mills parks to the side of the road and walks up to the front of the shop. He kneels down, getting a better look at the kitten. It looked just like Missy. The blue eyes, the three legs, the heart-shaped spot on its flank — just like her.

A girl walks outside of the nearby shop, and stands behind Director Mills.

She sure is a sweetheart.

Director Mills:
Yeah, she caught my eye.

Was it her heart patch? Or the legs? Or both?

Director Mills:
I dunno, she was just cute, so I wanted to stop by and say hello.

Missy rubs her head against Director Mills' knee.

Director Mills chuckles.

Director Mills:
Hello to you, too.

Her name is Missy.

Director Mills was taken aback.

Director Mills:

Yep. Named her myself. I’m Clara, by the way.

Director Mills:
Missy is a nice name. She's a lovely cat.

She's the store's mascot.

Clara gestures towards the building behind her.

Director Mills:
Well, I should get going. Nice to meet you and Missy.

Director Mills stands up.

Nice to meet you, sir.

Director Mills waves and walks back to his car. He gets in, starts the engine, and drives off.



Addendum 3: Interview:

Interviewed: Assistant Director Jasper Mills

Interviewer: Dr. Good

Foreword: The following was conducted after Assistant Director Jasper Mills of the UIU was brought in and shown the discovered SCP-XXXX-1 instances.

<Begin Log>

Dr. Good: Afternoon, Director Mills.

Director Mills: Afternoon, doctor. I… suppose I’m here to talk about what I saw?

Dr. Good: Just tell me anything you feel is worth noting.

Director Mills: I mean, almost none of that’s actually happened. Only one episode — episode four portrayed us investigating an anomaly we’ve actually investigated.

Dr. Good: That’s quite strange. Did anything else stand out?

Director Mills: [nods] They acted just like us. It was… strange, watching this— thing act and sound exactly like me. [pause] Well, maybe exactly isn’t the word for it. There was something off.

Dr. Good: What do you mean?

Director Mills: Well, I can’t put my finger on it. Just— off. Oh, this one part, that whole sequence with the cat. I never owned one — I'm allergic. I had a black lab. That guy acted like he knew exactly what he was after. He acted like just… robotic.

Dr. Good: That sounds very stressing. Thank you for talking to me, Director Mills.

Director Mills: No problem… Dr. Good?

Dr. Good: Yes?

Director Mills: Do you know where this website and these episodes came from?

Dr. Good: [shakes head] Unfortunately, we have not figured that out yet. I will inform you if so.

Director Mills: [nods slowly] Thank you, doctor.

<End Log>

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