Taco Bell But It's On The F*cking Moon

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Item #: SCP-XXXX


SCP-XXXX as seen from orbit.

Special Containment Procedures: Satellite photography and related orbital data collected from its location are to be altered to exclude information implying SCP-XXXX’s existence. Personnel planted within NASA and the ESA are to alter relevant data accordingly to this end.

Once Site-169 has been established on the lunar surface, approved Foundation personnel from there or Site-120 may dine at SCP-XXXX. An internet connection may be provided to SCP-XXXX provided that outgoing data remains closely monitored for potential breaches in security.

Possible connections between SCP-XXXX and the disappearance of a Taco Bell restaurant from Wyoming, USA in the summer of 2013 are currently being investigated.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a fully-operational Taco Bell fast food restaurant located near 44°S 55°W, on the Earth's Moon. As determined from remote and manned explorations of SCP-XXXX, the establishment has been confirmed to possess several anomalous qualities, including:

  • Unidentified, most likely infinite sources of power and edible food products that allow it to operate indefinitely
  • An Earth-like atmosphere in terms of pressure and composition both inside and around the premises
  • A staff of five humanoid entities collectively designated SCP-XXXX-A that consists of three males and two females, all of which possess mild anomalous abilities (See Addendum XXXX.2)

On 2/24/19, personnel at Site-120 stabilized a Type-07 “Intended Access” Wormhole and linked the opening end to a point on the Moon located approximately 0.5 kilometers from SCP-XXXX. To test the stability of the access point, an MEEVSR1 was sent through the opening to investigate SCP-XXXX. The exploration yielded information about SCP-XXXX's interior and SCP-XXXX-1 instances, as well as atmospheric composition and pressure. Based on these measurements and the MEEVSR's interactions with the staff, it was determined that SCP-XXXX is habitable for baseline humans and SCP-XXXX-1 instances are non-hostile.

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