Inside you there are two wolves. one is named dave. the other is named dave. both are named dave.
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Foundation webcrawlers are to moinotr all reports of wolf attacks in North America within unusual places, such as homes, doctor's offices, and hospitals.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a variation of Exploding Head Syndrome present in 20 percent of individuals. Individuals diagnosed with SCP-XXXX will still experience the somewhat common symptoms of distress, confusion and tachycardia before when the auditory symptoms would start in regular patients.

Immediately afterwards however, instead of experiencing auditory disturbances, two grey wolf Canis lupus will emerge from each ear and promptly devour the subject. Subjects will not experience pain or attempt to resist the attack, instead stating "this is how things really are." Total consumption will finish after about thirty seconds, regardless of size.

All recorded pair of instances have been approximately two years old, and have shared 100 percent of their genetic code with the individual they spawned from. Collars present around their necks states that both their names are Dave.

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