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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter Neutralized

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-1's safety is to be considered the upmost priority and is not to be placed in a position where it might be harmed. SCP-XXXX-1 is not to be confronted in a suspicious or threatening manner. False information is to be given to SCP-XXXX-1 on a regular basis and it must always be employed by the foundation at Site-11.

As of placeholder containment has been deemed no longer necessary.

Description: SCP-XXXX was the thaumaturgically modified second molar of GRU Division "P" Spy Maksimillian Prostakov; hereby referenced as SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX's thaumaturgical symbols demonstrated these properties upon testing:1

  • Creation of a detonation equivalent to ~25 megatons of TNT.
  • Activation through contemplation by SCP-XXXX-1 on SCP-XXXX.
  • Activation through psychological interference.
  • Activation through unusual unconsciousness.
  • Activation through thaumaturgical interference on SCP-XXXX.
  • Activation through death of SCP-XXXX-1.

Discovery:

Physical Synopsis
Flag:
Date: 6/27/1962
Name: Dylan Simpleton
DoB: 6/15/1927
Sex: M
Physician: Dr. Harlan Tyner, Ph.D. Site-11


Height 1.8 m
Weight 61.5 kg
Allergies n/a
Blood Pressure 110/80
Blood Sample Higher than average Triglycerides, BAC of .06
Saliva Sample Nominal
Stool Sample Nominal
Urine Sample Nominal, higher than average alcohol content
Skin Abrasions on left forearm, bruising on right calf - treated
Reflexes Nominal
Dental Abnormality quadrant III, 2nd molar; flagged
Respiratory Nominal
Hearing Slight loss in left ear
Other n/a

Notes: Patient exhibited reluctance to having a dental checkup. Recommended for follow-up with a dentist for observation of quadrant III abnormality.

SCP-XXXX-1 was sent to a dental observation the following week under the guise of a regular cleaning appointment. It was at this point SCP-XXXX was photographed and X-rayed displaying thaumaturgical symbols. Copies were sent to Foundation Secure Research Site-154 for testing.


INCIDENT-XXXX-001: On 7/17/1962 Foundation Secure Research Site-154 experienced an explosion resulting in the deaths of ██ Foundation personnel. The cause of the explosion was deemed to be thaumaturgical in nature.


NOTE: Secure Research Site-154's surveillance black-box was recovered partially intact, the footage transcribed is incomplete. Audio is not recorded.


[BEGIN LOG]

Researcher █████'s Office|18:34 Researcher █████ sits down at his office and begins comparing SCP-XXXX's symbols to previously known thaumaturgical instances. His notes can be seen on his terminal writing "Five are similar to that of trigger runes2 with one bei- [FOOTAGE MISSING]

Hallway Camera|19:12: Researcher █████ is seen walking out of his and walking with Dr. ███ towards the Site's cafeteria.

[FOOTAGE MISSING]

Hallway Camera|19:42: Researcher █████ and Dr. ███ are seen exiting cafeteria and then walking back to Researcher █████'s office.

[FOOTAGE MISSING]

Hallway Camera|20:02:A bright light can be seen coming from Researcher █████'s office followed by a Researcher █████ and Dr. ███ running out of the office at which point all cameras inside Site-154 cease functioning.

Exterior Surveillance|20:02: A single frame was captured of the ensuing explosion.

LooksLikeSomeoneMadeAMistake

[END LOG]


ADDENDA-XXXX-01:

Foreword: Following INCIDENT-XXXX-001 a meeting among Site-11 staff was called in order to evaluate SCP-XXXX.

Present: Site Director Dr. Jordan Lee Graham, Director of Personnel Dr. Martha Gschwind, Director of Security Major Jason Eiden, Director of Containment Dr. Rose Sia Foster, Thaumaturgist Dr. Deianira Alger

<Begin Log, [optional time info]>

ALGER: Good morning Direc-

EIDEN: What the ████ happened out there‽

FOSTER: Easy on her Jason, no need to make her any more nervous than she already is dear.

EIDEN: I genuinely could give less of a ████, it was her and her thaumaturgy buddies that have me and Martha's asses on the line. So I ask again, what the ████ happened out there?

ALGER: Well let me clear this up first sir, it was't me who didn't perform a half decent background check on a Russian Spy.

EIDEN: I WILL HAVE YOUR HE-

GRAHAM: Jason, stop acting like a child. You too, Alger. Now, carry on please this is a serious matter.

ALGER: Anyways about the incident, on the tooth there were a total of six distinct runes engraved. All of them were ones that we hadn't seen before, but five of them had similarities to pretty common runes. Those being in no particular order: A complex rune of sleep, a simple ward, a marking of death, a symbol of the mind, and a rune of focus. These were all found to be layered onto a brand new trigger rune. And then well we had the sixth which, well pretty certain is…

GSCHWIND: A magic nuke?

ALGER: Not what I was gonna say but for simplicity's sake a magic nuke will do.

EIDEN: Well, what's the problem here? Just take this dude out back and shoot em' in the head, right?

ALGER: Far from that easy sir. Those trigger runes I mentioned well each of those are detonators for the sixth rune. Shoot him? Boom. Tranquilize him to transport him? Boom. Give him a cognito hazard? Boom. Etcetera, etcetera. Frankly, he's untouchable for the time being until we figure out a loophole.

EIDEN: Well ████, now what're we gonna do? Can't just wait until the man dies of old age can we?

FOSTER: Hold on one second darlings, what was that-? No, you're kidding. Okay, and when I say this I mean it, send everyone on staff. Don't let anyone die you hear me?

GRAHAM: What happened Rose?

FOSTER: SCP-████ just breached containment in wing C floor 11 and climbed it's way up to floor 7.

GSCHWIND: Wait, that's where Simpleton is stationed isn't it?

EIDEN: ████

GRAHAM: OKAY, MEETING ADJOURNED! If we survive this Rose send the word to Reed, you two give as much personnel as you can to Alger. Alger, you'll be the the project lead got it? Now, everyone head the safe-house, hurry ████ you!

<End Log, [optional time info]>

Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]

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