SCP-4XXX: "Us"

Item #: SCP-4XXX

Object Class: Euclid Proclus

Special Containment Procedures: The following procedures are to be carried out by all current, former, and future members of the SCP Foundation (hereafter "you"), regardless of clearance level or position within the staff hierarchy, to facilitate the containment of SCP-4XXX. No alterations are to be made to this file without express permission from the project lead, Dr. Samuel Lloyd.


[20/04/2019] Procedure 4XXX-1.1: You are to leave SCP-4XXX alone. You are not to access this file.


[20/04/2019] Procedure 4XXX-2.1: Under no circumstances are you to take any action, or path of deliberate inaction, that results in SCP-4XXX-1 through -3's death, injury, or otherwise causes significant detriment to their health or personal well-being.

[20/04/2019] Procedure 4XXX-2.2: You are to provide SCP-4XXX with the following items or substances:

  • Three (3) sets of standard Foundation rations, three times per day
  • Six (6) two-litre bottles of pure, distilled, potable water, once per day
  • Sufficiently clean air to both a) permit our constant respiration, and b) not cause us any significant health problems or discomfort, either short- or long-term

[20/04/2019] Procedure 4XXX-2.3: You are to remove any substances placed in the Chamber-4XXX airlock within 15 minutes of deposition (5 minutes in the case of biological matter and human waste).


[20/04/2019] Procedure 4XXX-3.1: You are not to enter Chamber-4XXX except in circumstances outlined by these procedures. Likewise, you are not to make physical contact with me or my family — that is to say, SCP-4XXX instances — except in circumstances outlined by these procedures.

[20/04/2019] Procedure 4XXX-3.2: You are to replace all items of furniture and amenities in Chamber-4XXX under the following circumstances:

  • They become damaged to the point of unusability
  • They become altered in such a way that their use would cause us additional discomfort
  • You assholes take them away from us

Additionally, you assholes are no longer allowed to take them away from us.


[21/04/2019] Amendment, Procedure 4XXX-2.2: You are to provide SCP-4XXX with the following items or and substances:

  • Three (3) sets of standard Foundation rations, in an edible and palatable form, three times per day
  • Six (6) two-litre bottles of pure, distilled, potable water, able to be opened by myself or my family without assistance, once per day
  • Sufficiently clean air to both a) permit our constant respiration, and b) not cause us any significant health problems or discomfort, either short- or long-term

[21/04/2019] Procedure 4XXX-4.1: You are to provide SCP-4XXX-1 with his Foundation-issue laptop, and an unmonitored internet connection. Additionally, he is to be granted access to all Foundation CCTV systems.


[22/04/2019] Amendment, Procedure 4XXX-2.2: You are to provide SCP-4XXX with the following items or and substances:

  • Three (3) sets of standard Foundation rations, in an edible and palatable form, three times per day, with birthday cake on the 12th of June, 10th of September, and 29th of November
  • Six (6) two-litre bottles of pure, distilled, potable water, able to be opened by myself or my family without assistance, once per day
  • Sufficiently clean air to both a) permit our constant respiration, and b) not cause us any significant health problems or discomfort, either short- or long-term
  • A selection of all animated films age-appropriate for a 5-year-old girl.

[24/04/2019] Procedure 4XXX-5.1: You are to provide SCP-4XXX-1 with three A4 sheets of paper listing, in an easily-readable manner, information about the following subjects:

  • Your origin
  • Your motive for coming here
  • Your method of coming here
  • Your anomalous properties and capabilities
  • What you did to SCP-4XXX's colleagues [DENIED]

[24/04/2019] Procedure 4XXX-5.2: Ooh, that's a new one.


[25/04/2019] Procedure 4XXX-6.1: You are to provide documentation explaining to SCP-4XXX-1 what the hell a Multi-Universal Transit Array is, what it does, and how you got a hold of one.

[25/04/2019] Procedure 4XXX-6.2: You are to provide SCP-4XXX-1 with UIU Casefile 0041, Confirmed Anomaly 3.


todo


[##/##/####] Procedure 4XXX-#.1: Anomalies aren't allowed to wander the halls any more, I get that. It's the rules, and (if I get how you work, and I think I do) nothing I can say can change that. But I'd appreciate it if you'd let us see the sun once in a while. [DENIED]

[##/##/####] Procedure 4XXX-#.2: Let us see the sun. [DENIED]

[##/##/####] Procedure 4XXX-#.3: Let SCP-4XXX see the sun. [DENIED]

[##/##/####] Procedure 4XXX-#.4: Pretty please? [DENIED]


[##/##/####] Procedure 4XXX-#.1: SCP-4XXX instances are to be allowed to roam the halls of Site-06-3. [DENIED]

[##/##/####] Procedure 4XXX-#.2: go fuck yourselves

[##/##/####] Procedure 4XXX-#.3: Stop.


todo — him trying to learn more


todo — something about providing him with all elements of Foundation rules for containment of anomalies


[##/##/####] Procedure 4XXX-#.1: As of this update SCP-4XXX is to be reclassified as the previously deprecated object class "Proclus", and is to be afforded the reduced containment stringency that said class implies.

[##/##/####] Procedure 4XXX-#.2: All previous containment procedures listed here are to be enforced with high priority, while those procedures listed under standard Foundation containment guidelines (which, for whatever reason, I believe you are forced to comply with) can safely be ignored, provided that ignoring does not contradict with any listed procedures.


[##/##/####] Procedure 4XXX-#.1: I, SCP-4XXX-1, am to be allowed to roam the facility unhindered, with the following precedents:

  • SCP-4XXX have never previously breached containment or caused harm to any member of Foundation staff, if you can be called that.
  • SCP-4XXX-1 spent 13 years as a Senior Foundation Researcher during which time they were not once contained as an anomaly.
  • SCP-4XXX-1 is currently the lead researcher for SCP-4XXX, and has ordered Procedure 4XXX-#.1 to be carried out regardless of prior Foundation rules.

Under Proclus guidelines, these represent an acceptable precedent.

[##/##/####] Procedure 4XXX-#.2: A new containment suite is to be constructed, designed to comfortably house SCP-4XXX. It is to be modelled on a Victorian-era English townhouse, and be both spacious and comfortable. SCP-4XXX are to be transferred to the new building no later than ##/##/####. The building will be designated Chamber-4XXX, and the previous chamber designated Chamber-4XXX-1. Containment procedures apply as normal.

[##/##/####] Procedure 4XXX-#.3: SCP-4XXX are to be allowed to make requests of any nature, save those that would place them in danger. Under Proclus guidelines these are to be immediately granted, save in circumstances in which they would override the containment procedures, with the exception of procedures relating to the provision of goods, services, or other non-essential items or luxuries.


[##/##/####] Procedure 4XXX-#.1: In exactly one hour's time, you are to place a set of standard Foundation field gear (including rations) in the airlock to this chamber, and open the internal door. Half an hour later, you are to open both doors simultaneously. None of you are to enter the chamber during this time. I will then leave the chamber, and you will not stop me. All previous containment procedures are to remain in effect indefinitely. You are not to harm or otherwise hinder my activities, and doing so is punishable by termination [DENIED]

punishable by physical disciplinary action [DENIED]

punishable by exile.

[##/##/####] Procedure 4XXX-#.2: I am going outside. I am going to find out what happened. You will not stop me. This file will remain locked until such time as I return.

[##/##/####] Procedure 4XXX-#.3: You will keep my family safe.


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