4/XXXX LEVEL 4/XXXX
CLASSIFIED
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
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SCP-XXXX sedated after PHORKYS events.
IMPORTANT: Note to future self > lean in on evolution playing a role in creating a consistent "voice" or "narrative" of God through biological life that exerted vocalizations.
Special Containment Procedures: A resort front organization is to monitor all persons traveling to and from Lake Tahoe in Sierra Nevada.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the collective amalgamation of ~5610 giant clams of genus Tridacna derasa (individually designated SCP-XXXX-1.) SCP-XXXX-1 emit vocalizations through existing wireless signals 10km away from Lake Tahoe. Analysis indicated the assortment of words are combined randomly from telecommunication broadcasts such as;
- television programs
- AM/FM radio stations
- advertisements
- phone calls
- internet WiFi signals,
from their ctenidium. This occurs regardless of physical obstacles, radio/electrical interference, and environmental factors. Biopsy yielded naturally occurring 6μm fiber optic chords that ran along the interior shell of SCP-XXXX-1 which connected to an incurrent siphon. The siphon appears as a transponder commonly found on communication satellites. Ongoing investigations into how and why it receives electromagnetic signals are underway.
Extensive field research into SCP-XXXX related signal hijackings was conducted by Site-451's Chief Frequency Technician, Dr. Adrian MacArtair and his team of specialists. The following transcripts are sample recordings captured via remote signal jamming devices: (Note: […] indicates parts of the recording that are incomprehensible or lost.)
❯❯❯ Addendum XXXX.A.01 ❯❯❯
Selected samples: Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor from Home Improvement, Danny Tanner from Full House, and excerpts from a Youtube audiobook, Thus spoke Zarathustra.
Intercepted Signal: A national geographic episode on mollusks.
Format: Video file.
Narrator: This snail is but one of the countless tens of thousands of mollusks in the world today. […] how did they change shape from simple […] protein-rich, meaty flesh […].
Tim Taylor: My mom said the only reason men are alive is for […] you don't just burn meatloaf, you BURN.
Danny Tanner: Don't hate me because I'm.
Narrator: What set this line of mollusk apart was all that came before. It was a key evolutionary breakthrough.
Tim Taylor grunts, metal scraping is heard.
Danny Tanner: We'll tell everyone it's lime soup!
Narrator: But soon the battle for supremacy, survival, and reproduction would change dramatically. In time the sunken fortresses were undone by carnivorous—
Narrator: —scientists uncovering […] mystery […]
Narrator: If you zoomed in close enough, fast-forwarded the camera just enough, the mouths almost speak. […] The scientists, they.
Tim Taylor grunts are reverbed with metal scraping and clanging.
Tim Taylor: Built a replica of the Washington Monument out of Popsicle sticks?
Audiobook Excerpt: And conceived a rope stretched between animal and man […] a rope over an abyss.
Uncatologued dialogue from the narrator.
Narrator: They evolved with a voice, and they aped at song. They evolved with a voice, and they mistook it for God as.
Audiobook Excerpt: Silence is worse; […] that are kept silent become poisonous.
❯❯❯ Addendum XXXX.A.02 ❯❯❯
Selected samples: John Oliver from Last Week Tonight with John Oliver and Alex Jones from Infowars.
Intercepted Signal: Car advertisement localized around Carson City, Nevada.
Format: Video file.
Smiling manager attends to family, turns to the camera.
Manager: Oh hey there, I didn't see you.
Alex Jones: [sobbing] He doesn't want to hurt you, like Hillary and Obama.
Manager: Here at Sonny & Sons Motorparts, we know fishing season is back in town and I reckon you want to score a big catch with your family. Well, now with our amazing deals on mobile homes […] something […] wrong […] get into it!
Scanlines distort and warp screen with blue outlines around John Oliver's face.
John Oliver: Wow, this is ethically wrong.
Alex Jones: [sobbing] Someone, help him!
John Oliver: That's huge for Jesus. That's a big deal for him.
Visual static, highly distorted.
Manager: [segment looped three times] Come inside!
❯❯❯ Addendum XXXX.A.07 ❯❯❯
Selected samples: Documentary of Mahatma Gandhi and GOC transmission circa 1963.
Intercepted Signal: An interview conducted in a documentary on John Frum.
Format: Audio file.
Narrator (from the documentary): Those who were born during that time will remember his famous quote: "Your values become your destiny." However, there was a darker side to this peaceful guru and Indian activist. Tonight, we will uncover the dark side of the historical legend that is Mahatma Gandhi and delves deep into a story of young brides forced to bed with a man sometimes three times older than them and the children […].
Tribal Leader: […] One creates the child. Delivers hope to the pregnant mother. Gives milk from the wet nurse. And so you see, Jesus and John Frum are brothers! Jesus does one. You see Mr. […]
"Mister Softee" Ice Cream Truck Jingle plays from GOC transmission.
GOC transmission: [bell chimes] Greetings, Mr. Kennedy. Your ice-cream is ready. Your lucky numbers are; 00000[…].
Tribal Leader: While John Frum teaches the Kastom, our way. God's way.
GOC transmission: 000[…].
Tribal Leader: [Incoherent].
GOC transmission: […] besides the current affairs, the boys have traced red rocky road ice-cream and has discerned their coordinates. P-flavored. Handlers scooped up the refrigerator.
Tribal Leader: Food. Guns. Medicine. Everyday the cargo is blocked from the sky. Who are they? The foreigners. I tell you and I make it clear, they will be judged!
GOC transmission: […] lead vendor not found. Several vendors found. Mint-flavored ice-cream found. Unnecessary vendors fired, then sunk. PAL encrypted coordinate code: [DATA REDACTED] intercepted. Vanilla, chocolate, and blueberry secured.
Tribal Leader: Hurry up, John Frum. Hurry with your army of Americans!
GOC transmission: Our ice-cream truck sunk to the bottom of the sea.
Tribal Leader: Hurry […]
Distorted voices transposed with a loud explosion.
GOC transmission: […] competition will attempt to frost it instead of melting it […] traitor signals […] must destroy before pasteurized and put on shelves […] I repeat, derelict ice-cream trunk below Tahoe.
Narrator: And the children, they were young.
❯❯❯ PHORCYS BACKGROUND HISTORY ❯❯❯
In 1961, GRU "P" Agents had
Sperm, hereby designated SCP-XXXX-2, released by SCP-XXXX-1 exhibits audio hallucinogenic properties. 90% of liquid below 1,000m is comprised of SCP-XXXX-2. Invariably, those exposed to these depths without A-Sonar Hazmat equipment will report various pitch changes in naturally occurring sounds.
UPDATE: As of 2017.02.20, Foundation assets have deduced that these rapid and irregular environmental changes are caused by PHORKYS events. Native sea life remains unchanged by SCP-XXXX-2.
After a period of several days, SCP-XXXX-1 transmissions replace an affected person's oral communication. Highly inverted or distorted voices from SCP-XXXX-1 instances will replace spoken words spontaneously. None of the anomalously occurring reagents inside of SCP-XXXX-2 have entered neighboring bodies of water.
Unlike their protandric non-anomalous cousins, SCP-XXXX-1 instances have a fixed sex. None are capable of transitioning into females in their later life cycle. Some are capable of creating imperfect marsupia but are incapable of producing eggs for fertilization.
❯❯❯ PHORCYS EVENT PROTOCOL ❯❯❯
❯❯❯ PHORCYS MECHANISMS ❯❯❯
Expansion of SCP-XXXX's colony occurs as SCP-XXXX-1 instances are created by thaumaturgical altered remote-controlled vehicles. These were previously used for deepwater mining. Auxiliary cutter tools and other various mechanical appendages have been refashioned for the purpose of producing SCP-XXXX-1. An FDM (Fused Deposition Modeling) component — used for printing three-dimensional models of SCP-XXXX-1 — have replaced native water filtration devices. Mitochondrial DNA and other organic components are derived from the seafloor which consists of primordial soup.
Currently, the vehicles are autonomous. Prior to 2017.02.20, instructions were relayed via terrestrial microwave networks underneath Lake Tahoe in ECHIDNA-ONE facilities.
Addenda-XXXX-C: Discovery
Addenda-XXXX-D: ISCARIOT'S GRAVITY
Yuri Vladislavovich and Isaac Ivanov were psychohistorians who were commisioned to start OSI "ISCARIOT'S GRAVITY."
Thus Spoke Zarathustra
31:45, Gandhi Doc
Devices
Old House depiction
Bunchwood_Dock
1900s
Mother of Stories
White Blobs Falling From the Sky
white blobs pt2
Competing Scientist Gregori Petrov
reproduce
CSS
css_entities
Pines Land
fragment
CRIT:
Uncle Nicolini Suggested making the description more precise before doing the addendums.
RockTeethMothEyes Advised I should describe EXACTLY what the format of each addendum xxxx-1 is.
Magnadeus does not match any existing user name Looked over it and made SPaGr suggestions.
random lines
I'll settle with the voice of God herself.
It was mine. Mine damned you. Not Ivanov's, not Vladislavovich's. It was my project, and I would be damned if a single haplotype or chemical or bionic organ was omitted beyond MY watch. If the council — the meek remnants of those who I am loathed to call comrades, those who aren't ill from hydraulic network leaking urine instead of recycled water — come and vote nay… They want to abort our mission, our reason for being here in this damned country. They wish to abort something that I have spent years of my life devoted to.
None know of my invisible partner, guiding me, stilling these shaky, arthritic hands of mine.
He comes to me at night and whispers into my ears. He comes into my mind and I forget that I cannot conceive. He inseminates my mind with offspring, they are stymied strings, strumming to a harp. "Your legacy and children," he says to me, "shall usher in new gods from the corpses of old gods."
My legacy, my children.
That is why I must do what I must.
I have held onto janitorial duties — cleaning muck, shit, and sperm from the juvenile subjects — for over five years now. I know the ventilation systems inside and out.
Project MKUltra might have well been my doctoral essay when they accepted me into Psychotronics. Deliriants, dissociatives, psychotomimetic, psychedelic, and even the oneirogens of yore; I concocted them. The gas from the cannisters has already entered cafeteria and barracks. God will forgive me for what I must do for the sake of the little ones.
PoI-XXXX's cadaver was found rocking back and forth on a recliner. Preliminary investigations have failed to identify the root source of the idiosyncratic vocalizations resonating from the cadaver.