i can feel the corniness emanating from my screen

Screenshot of an SCP-XXXX production, with SCP-XXXX-1 present.

Item #: SCP-seven teen thirty eight mumble mumble hit the quan

Object Class: Safe Neutralized

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is stored on a flash drive in Low-Security Anomaly Containment on Site-134. Testing of SCP-XXXX is permitted to personnel with Level 3 Clearance.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a digital video titled OURMOVIE.mp4. The file depicts a reenactment of the movie Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark,1 starring 4 people (facial scanners have not been able to find any matches for these people, and it is likely they only exist within the confines of SCP-XXXX infected media) hereafter designated SCP-XXXX-1 through SCP-XXXX-4. The reenactment is low quality, with many props being substituted with harmless alternatives.

Once SCP-XXXX has been watched in its entirety, all media viewed on the host computer will be converted into remakes in a similar vein to SCP-XXXX, produced by and starring SCP-XXXX-1,-2,-3, and -4. Aside from the method of creation, no productions display anomalous properties. All productions are generally accurate to the source material with the same lines and visual cues, but some scenes will be modified or removed entirely.2

Addendum 1: Abridged Testing Log

(crosstesting maybe to fill some wordspace)

(Making Of documentary about some movie, giving insight into these non-real people and their lives)

(Slow decrease in quality/fun over year-period, with SCP-XXXX-2 and SCP-XXXX-3leaving and 5(main character of the story) having to fill in)

(no response from SCP-XXXX for about a year, presumed neutralized)

(grand finale bringing all 5 back together without prompting, with credits saying "thanks") and then permanently neutralized

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