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Description: I am Uncle Nicolini and I like to write whatever comes to mind. I like collabing and I love reading. My best friend is my dog. She's a furry little idiot and I love her. But anyway, you're probably here to look at what I've written. Have at it.

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Probably the least proud of my works. It was my first article and to be honest I'm ashamed of it. I may rewrite it soon. This article was written out of grief for my grandmother. Seeing her become someone she isn't really took a toll on me.

Good memories became painful ones knowing how far she'd come. But deep down I like to think she always remembers.

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Written with JanitorCakeworth, who smells really bad. It was my first time collabing and he was a cool partner to work with. The article was mostly his idea but the original draft was just an X-Men hotel. I'm pretty pleased with how it turned out despite being obscure as hell.

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Truth be told this was essentially a cold post and I'm surprised people like it so much. It was inspired by the endless business cards I've exchanged during my career as a white collar worker.

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This article was also inspired by my time as a white collar office worker. I hate corporate babble, in case you were wondering.

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I wrote a 4k entry with Papa Sen and SecretCrow. It's dinosaurs vs cowboys. Yes, I'm serious. Yes, it's really stupid. It's also my favorite work so far.

Addendum: Why are you still reading this shit?

Anyway, if you want to write anything with me (which I love to do!) or yell at me for having such an awful author page, shoot me a PM!

Addendum 2: People who could have stopped me but didn't
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thank you for making this monstrosity possible

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