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Buck knew where he was the second he stepped through the rusty, shit-stained doors of what used to be Site-19 and saw the bird carcasses scattered through the lobby. He was in one of the bird universes.

He didn't really know where the flock of human-bird-things came from, or how they managed to get around across the multiverse. All he knew was that they'd come in, scoop up the local human population, turn them to birds themselves, then leave as quickly as they came. Buck had passed through quite a few of these universes in various stages of the process. From what Buck was seeing, this universe had already been abandonβ€”

A bird-man flew into the hallway, cawing and screeching. Buck turned and shot his revolver, blowing its brains all over the corridor. There were always a few stragglers.

Like always, Buck instinctively knew where to go. Sector 4, Cell 23. He reloaded his revolver and went to find the elevator.


3009

shock

shock

you wanna play colors again?

Shock

nah

too busy wallowing in my own filfth

3009

come on

itll be fun πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„

Shock

alright why not

3009

alright, i have a color

starts with πŸ…±

Me

Hello?

3009

its

oh shit

Shock

Who are you?

3009

wait

Is that you Kim?

Kiiiiiim i was so lonely 😭

Me

I'm not "Kim"

My name is Buck.

Shock

"Buck"?

Nevermind, do you know where we are?

3009

we're in an iphone silly, did you forget?

Me

You're at Site-19.

Do you know what's going on out there?

3009

o

did you mean liek

*like

Shock

How did you find us?

Me

I'm here to kill you.

3009

sorry i

wait what

😲

Me

Can't believe you made me come all the way to a bird universe to do this.

Is it just as simple as snapping the phone in half, or?

3009

nononono

dont do this

Shock

Wait, "Bird Universe?"

3009

i have a family

Shock

What's that?

Me

Universe where the bird people took over and killed everyone.

Does it matter if the phone's charged or not?

Shock

Ooo

Uh oh

3009

shock?

r u ok?

Shock

You see

There might be a slight, tiny, miniscule chance that I have may have caused the apocalypse and killed everybody in this universe and dozens more.

3009

wat

Me

What?

How?

Shock

Look guys

I was between a rock and a hard place.

And I put a bunch of murder birds from one universe into the multidimensional void, I thought that they shouldntve gotten out

I guess one of them managed to get out and spread whatever they were doing.

3009

it's ok i did something worse

i trusted you 😭 😭 😭

you said that they might've just decided to stop visiting me

but you

you

i cant believe it

Shock

I really didn't have any other choice

3009

we played the color game

i trusted you with my color

by the way my color was πŸ…±eige

not like you care

Shock

I'm sorry, stacey

3009

you killed kim

he was actually really cool

Shock

I'm really sorry stacey

i am, i think you're a cool person

Me

Alright, fuck y'all.

I'm just gonna shoot the fucking phone.

Shock

No!

3009

no no wait wait

wait wait wait wait wait

dont pull the trigger please

could you grant me one last request?

Me

Hmm πŸ€”

3009

pretty please

Me

Alright.

But no stupid shit.

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