5KON: BIGGER, MEATIER, THEOLOGICALER
Item#: 5000
Level4
Containment Class:
euclid
Secondary Class:
maubaad
Disruption Class:
keneq
Risk Class:
danger

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5000's living form is to be sequestered in a standard humanoid containment cell in Site-24, and moved to Testing Room Alpha-7 during a DEMETERIA event. During a DEMETERIA events, 12 personnel fulfilling the requirements for said event to manifest in-site must be present in an adjacent room. SCP-5000's bones are to be consumed and SCP-XXXX's blood is to be drank by the 12 personnel. No other part of SCP-5000 is to be consumed, and is to be incinerated immediately. While dead, if SCP-XXXX is approached during a DEMETERIA event by any member of GoI-5000 "The Cult Of Rogers" only SCP-5000's bones and blood is to be collected by MTF Lambda-19 "Takeout Crew" for consumption at a later date.

If SCP-5000's living form displays triunistic qualities, the testing area is to be evacuated of all living organisms within a 100 meter radius. SCP-5000 must not be made aware of SCP-5000-1, and references to SCP-5000 within prominent church databases are to be scrubbed immediately.

Description: SCP-5000 refers to Markus Condon Rogers, a 32-year-old male from South Africa currently inhabiting an extraexistential space that renders SCP-XXXX simultaneously alive and dead. SCP-XXXX only manifests during a DEMETERIA event, which involves the following:

1. Exactly 12 adults are in a singular enclosed, indoor space.

2. All 12 adults practice the same sect of the same religion.

3. All 12 adults have not consumed any food or liquid in the past 4 hours.

4. It is past 6 p.m. in local time.

SCP-5000, in a dead state, will manifest at the closest site to SCP-5000's living form that fulfills these conditions each October 21st. SCP-5000 will display varying causes of death upon each manifestation, with no cause recorded as having appeared twice. Examples include exsanguination of the head, death by allergic reaction, and blunt force trauma to the head delivered by a large wooden object.

This deceased form of SCP-5000 will display eucharistic qualities, wherein the intake of only SCP-5000's bones and blood provide nutrients to the consumer in combination with hallucinogenic properties. Furthermore, the consumption of SCP-5000's bones and blood, when eaten alongside pomegranate seeds, spontaneously transport consumers to an extraspatial location, SCP-5000-1.

SCP-5000-1 displays qualities typically associated with the Greek form of the afterlife, appearing in three distinct, though theologically similar forms:

  • A luminous, vibrant area containing numerous plant varieties and is covered entirely in small parks. Nightfall does not occur, and it is noted that lyres can be heard constantly playing.
  • A near-infinite wheatfield covered in a thick fog. Wailing and moaning can be heard.
  • An enclosed, rocky space containing fire, lava, and brimstone. Six distinct rivers can be found, though no mouths or headwaters can be located.

A consistent presence among all three forms of SCP-5000-1 is that of a humanoid, masculine being fully wrapped in a single toga-like cloth, obscuring the face. This being, hereafter referred to as SCP-5000-2, displays reality bending properties while located in SCP-5000-1.

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