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BY ORDER OF THE OVERSEER COUNCIL
The following file is level 6/001 classified.
Unauthorized access is forbidden.
001
Item#: 001
Level6
Containment Class:
esoteric
Secondary Class:
tumtum
Disruption Class:
dark
Risk Class:
notice

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-001 is currently believed by almost everyone to be nonanomalous, save the O5 council. As a result, no containment procedures are believed to be necessary. Until such a time as further containment procedures can be agreed upon by the O5 council, SCP-001 has been classified under the esoteric class TUMTUM1.

Description: SCP-001 is the combination of several anomalies, including biological gender in homo sapiens (SCP-001-א), the resulting "gender binary" this apparently created in many cultures (SCP-001-ב), the classification of sexuality based on gender preference (SCP-001-ג), and the promotion of some conceptualizations of gender and sexuality and respective identities as well as the bigotry and oppression of others. The combined effects of these anomalies may be colloquially dubbed "cisheteronormativity."

The history of SCP-001-א has been relayed to the O5 council by O5-1, and has been confirmed by reports from the Children of the Sun group of interest: prehistoric homo sapiens possessed no concept of gender, and were able to freely reproduce with any other member of the same genus. Approximately 10,000 years ago, a reality warper of unknown identity (connection to SCP-336 has been suspected) changed the biology of all homo sapiens and related species on the planet. It is believed to have been done intentionally, but without the reality warper knowing the full effects prior to making this change. SCP-001-ב formed soon thereafter across multiple cultures that had no contact with each other. Investigation as to whether this was part of the initial transformation or merely a result from it is currently underway. In contrast, SCP-001-ג is believed to have emerged in more recent centuries, seemingly as a result of worldwide laws and scriptures affecting popular opinion.

In accordance with the Tumtum esoteric class, the O5 council is required to vote on the containment procedures for SCP-001 every 18 years or immediately after the replacement of an Overseer. The results of the latest vote are to be attached to the description of this document.

O5 COUNCIL PROPOSAL SUMMARY

PROPOSAL 1:
Reclassify SCP-001 as Ticonderoga and update document and containment procedures accordingly.

COUNCIL VOTE SUMMARY:

YEA NAY ABSTAIN
O5-02 O5-03 O5-01
O5-04 O5-07 O5-06
O5-05 O5-09 O5-11
O5-08 O5-12
O5-10 O5-13

STATUS
DENIED

PROPOSAL 2:
Work to undo self-containment of SCP-001, reclassify as uncontained and up document and containment procedures accordingly.

COUNCIL VOTE SUMMARY:

YEA NAY ABSTAIN
O5-03 O5-02 O5-01
O5-07 O5-04 O5-05
O5-09 O5-06 O5-11
O5-12 O5-08
O5-13 O5-10

STATUS
DENIED

PROPOSAL 3:
Put off redefining SCP-001, keeping Tumtum protocol in place until next vote.

COUNCIL VOTE SUMMARY:

YEA NAY ABSTAIN
O5-01 O5-05 O5-06
O5-02 O5-09
O5-03
O5-04
O5-07
O5-08
O5-10
O5-11
O5-12
O5-13

STATUS
APPROVED

NOTES:
O5 council voted to leave Tumtum protocol in place, concluding the vote that took place on 04/07/20██

Addendum 001-A: Replacement of O5-11

On 10/08/20██, O5-9 called for a revote on the SCP-001 containment procedures. Her reasoning stated that despite the replacement of O5-11 several months prior, a revote had not been called as required by the Tumtum protocol. O5-11 was allowed to read the documentation for 001. The discussion that followed has been documented in part here.

O5-06: Calm down, Mx. Nox.

O5-11: Calm down? Calm down, are you fucking serious? How is it that in the short time I've been here we have discussed every single goddamn skip except for this proposal? This proposal just happened to escape your notice?

O5-1: We didn't intentionally withhold it from you Ray, we just felt this wasn't as important and other matters needed to be prioritized. Surely you can understand that.

O5-11: So literally every other 001 proposal I needed to read except for this one because somehow I needed to know about Dr. Wondertainment more than I needed to know about this?

O5-3: You know, I told you guys we should probably tell them. I understand we have a lot of shit to deal with, but telling them earlier would've prevented… this.

[more stuff ughhhhhh]

Addendum 001-B:

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