p i z z a m o z z a r e l l a
Item#: XXXX
Level3
Containment Class:
keter
Secondary Class:
none
Disruption Class:
vlam
Risk Class:
caution

Special Containment Procedures: Corporate promotions that may invoke occurrence of a SCP-XXXX-MOZZA event are to be dissuaded from beginning by Foundation information distributors under the guise of being economically infeasible. In the case of a live SCP-XXXX-MOZZA event, counteracting promotions are to be released through Foundation front businesses to shorten the event's lifespan.

Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation for the "Grand Unified Theory of Delivered Pizza," or the inherently infectious concept that pizza, or any item delivered over an hour after initial request, is free. SCP-XXXX propagation is primarily spread through an area of 50 km2 upon any business in the vicinity utilizing SCP-XXXX solely to expand their customer base. SCP-XXXX will then proceed to spread amongst patrons of the business, often changing the definition of "free," or the source item, depending on what it conceptually inserts itself into. The reason for conceptual insertion of SCP-XXXX is unknown, and it is hypothesized that SCP-XXXX possesses some degree of sapience.

SCP-XXXX infection is con

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