OR NOTHING
rating: 0+x
rating: 0+x
Item#: XXXX
Level4
Containment Class:
keter
Secondary Class:
none
Disruption Class:
vlam
Risk Class:
critical

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The current target of SCP-XXXX, pinpointed by ESO Unit Telescope number 4, Yepun.


Special Containment Procedures: Foundation front companies are to acquire brands that are in direct competition to the Nerf brand of dart guns, and select markets for these products to avoid being on the same store shelves. Nerf brand dart guns are to be heavily marketed through mass media, and Foundation implants within Hasbro are to propagate the use of benign audiohazardous phrases1 that compels consumers to purchase only Nerf brand dart guns. Advertisements of alternative brands are to be thrown out in mass media, and instead replaced with efforts to further the Nerf brand.2

Description: SCP-XXXX is a probabilistic anomaly that manifests when a choice is given between Nerf brand dart guns or a similar toy dart gun of a differing, knockoff brand. Approximately 0.0032% of the time, not selecting the Nerf brand dart gun will result in the formation of a singularity, or acceleration of an already existing singularity's expansion. The method by which SCP-XXXX's select expansion or creation is unknown, as is the method of target selection. The current target of SCP-XXXX's effects is Sagittarius A*, a supermassive black hole present at the rotational center of the Milky Way galaxy.

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