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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be placed in a standard anomalous objects locker. An airtight seal is to be applied to the lid of SCP-XXXX to prevent spillage. Testing with SCP-XXXX should be performed with individual drops of honey, to reduce the amount of SCP-XXXX-1 instances created.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a single Gunter's Pure Clover Honey dispenser. SCP-XXXX's main anomalous effects manifest when any amount of honey from SCP-XXXX is applied to an object or entity, hereafter designated SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-1 instances will forcibly draw other similar objects in a 20 meter radius towards them. The determinant criteria for what objects are similar to others is as of yet undetermined, however testing has shown that the biases and knowledge of the subject applying SCP-XXXX is a major factor. Attracted objects will be maneuvered around and remove obstacles in a nondestructive manner, such as a door opening, or an elevator moving, to allow for unimpeded movement towards SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX will completely refill when more honey is unable to be poured. The source of honey within SCP-XXXX is unknown.

Discovery: SCP-XXXX was utilized by a Californian beekeeping operation belonging to GoI-2567 ("Chitin Creations, Inc.), in order to attract more bees to remain in hives, as a defense against colony collapse. Following a Foundation ordered shutdown of this operation, SCP-XXXX was seized for future testing.

Abridged Testing Log

Test Number/Date Applied Object Attracted Object
Test 1 - 20/10/09 One Fuji apple. Three bananas.
Test 15 - 20/10/09 Two books, A Tale of Two Cities and A Different Mirror. Three additional novels, five cellular phones, and two clipboards.
Test 29 - 20/10/09 One three-year-old, male pitbull. Junior Researcher Fawkins' stuffed pitbull toy.
Test 38 - 20/10/09 A coffee cup. Five oranges and Site-41's breakroom juicer.
Test 43 - 20/10/09 D-198721. D-172614.1
Test 50 -20/10/09 Junior Researcher Helsworth. Junior Researcher Condon.2
Test 61 - 20/10/09 Junior Researcher Fawkins in Testing Room 1-C No effect.
Test 72 - 20/10/09 A tissue box. Three empty toilet paper rolls.
Test 74 - 20/10/09 A desk. Fourteen chairs.
Test 85 - 20/10/09 Testing Wing D's floor. One pair of sneakers.
[ERROR] Junior Researcher Fawkins in 2nd floor men's bathroom. No effect.
[ERROR] Junior Researcher Fawkins in Testing Room 241-B. No effect.
[ERROR] Junior Researcher Fawkins in Site-41's Main Lobby. No effect.

Note: Researcher Fawkins has been moved to psychological counseling, and removed from this project for repeated misuse of SCP-XXXX. Upon initial questioning as to Fawkins' motive, he solely repeated "I didn't want to have to go through it alone everyday." Future similar reactions after psychological counseling are to be responded to with intensive measures.

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