Potato Potato, First of His Name, King of the Potatoes and the First Tubers

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Special Containment Procedures: As safe Neutralization of SCP-XXXX is not capable, containment instead focuses on the sabotage of industries researching temporal technologies.

SCP-XXXX-1 is kept in a climate controlled safe, under armed guard with orders to terminate all personnel who do not stand down.

Description: SCP-XXXX-1 is a potato weighing 245 grams. Due to a misperformed ritual by an extraterrestrial cult, every potato on earth is a temporally displaced variant of SCP-XXXX.

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