President
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: As per the Ticonderoga Agreement, SCP-XXXX is contained in joint by the FBI's Unusual Incidents Unit and the SCP Foundation.

SCP-XXXX is currently located in the Prairie Chapel Ranch. Mobile Task Force Alpha-388 ("Get Down") are assigned to monitor and assist in the object's containment under the guise of security personnel.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity appearing similar to a mannequin. The words "Mr. President, from Little Misters ® by Dr. Wondertainment" are printed on the palms of SCP-XXXX's hands. SCP-XXXX is inactive and does not seem to be sentient while in this form.

When a specific phrase is spoken within 5 meters of SCP-XXXX, it will physically transform. Depending on the phrase stated, SCP-XXXX will transform to take the form a United States President; former or current. When transformed, SCP-XXXX will the same mannerisms, behavior, and knowledge of the President it is transformed into. As such, it can be asked questions, and it will answer on a first-hand account basis. During this time, SCP-XXXX is sapient.

SCP-XXXX is currently transformed as former President George Walker Bush.

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On January 14, 2002, President Bush, under control by Dr. Jack Bright, expired via asphyxiation on a pretzel. This caused George W. Bush's body to cease all biological function, which prevented Dr. Bright from possessing the body further. The following is a meeting between the FBI Unusual Incidents Unit and the Foundation on account of the incident.

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Date: January 10th, 2002
Time: 2300 Hours
Present:

  • U.S. Federal Bureau of Investigation Agent F. Mulder
  • U.S. Federal Bureau of Investigation Unusual Incidents Unit Agent S. Brockton
  • SCP Foundation GoI Specialist J. Everwood
  • SCP Foundation Director of Personnel/President of the United States J. Bright (Possessing D-1221)
  • SCP Foundation SCP-963 Junior Researcher D. Mantell
  • SCP Foundation Director of Occult Technologies Dr. Kain Pathos Crow
  • SCP Foundation Director of Alchemy Department R. Dighlav
  • SCP Foundation Acting Director of Occult Studies Alto Clef
  • SCP Foundation Ticonderoga Project Head Dr. A. Molina

Outline

wondertainment scp all is well
small example of how it works

secret login credential
following documentation is top secret

- foundation meeting after bush (bright) dies choking on pretzel
meeting dialogue
(https://lancasteronline.com/news/local/now-we-know-pretzel-that-choked-president-bush-in-came/article_cbdd3bec-999b-11e3-8ea7-001a4bcf6878.html
- foundation wants to keep cheney out of power because he's a pentagram-aligned lunatic
- try to come up with ways to keep bush (bright) in charge
- bright doesnt want to be president anymore, threatens to get the ethics committee involved if they make him get into a bush clone
- technology department cant make convincing robot clone
- alchemy department cant make homonculi
- dr everwood: "well, i know someone who can make a good homonculi….
new addenda
wondertainment is contacted
- foundation promises to not fuck with wonderworld in exchange for a homonculus from wondertainment
- wondertainment agrees to terms and conditions
new addenda
- agent of wondertainment meets foundation agent, introduces Mister President, from the little Misters by Dr. Wondertainment
- thing is obviously a little faulty, agent is annoyed, wondertainment agent says "you gave her less than 48 hours to make one, what did you expect"
new addenda
- find weird anecdotes of bush's presidency? focus on education?
- pentagram finds out, is not happy? (maybe)

new addenda
- fast forward to 2008
- the anomaly is kept under foundation supervision in bush's ranch and has been scheduled to die on DATE, at which point the Foundation will fake its death and bring it into containment. wondertainment asks to take it in for a tune up, foundation agrees

new addenda
- fast forward to 2015
- wondertainment introduces mr president mk II, now free of all the little errors the previous model had.
- "also, wondertainment wanted me to show you this. say hello to Mrs. President."
- female manequin falls out of box
- "figure since you may be needing her soon, you may as well be covered."

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