How many beds has Gavin eaten?
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2/XXXX LEVEL 2/XXXX
CLASSIFIED
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Euclid

Special Containment Procedures

SCP-X is to be contained in a humanoid containment cell with a sleeping bag in place of a standard bed. SCP-X is to be given access to a bed during scheduled meal times only.
Description

SCP-X is a young adult human male who subsists almost entirely on beds. SCP-X is capable of consuming a standard twin-sized bed in under five minutes by systematically biting chunks off of it. Beds of a larger size take proportionally longer to eat. The capabilities of SCP-X, and what can be considered a "bed," are under investigation.
Discovery

SCP-X was discovered by the Foundation after eight months of investigation in response to a drastic increase in missing bed reports across the United States. During this period, several news reports, online posts and websites were dedicated to the discussion of SCP-X, as seen from Addenda 1-5. Class-A amnestics were administered to those exposed to SCP-X.

SCP-X was not initially considered to be an anomalous object upon initial exposure, and was instead thought to simply be the propagator of a bizarre crime, or even possibly an urban legend. Due to the lack of context or clarity regarding its behavior, its dietary habits, while bizarre, were speculated to be within the realm of plausibility1. As such, the Foundation did not initially investigate the phenomenon until SCP-X demonstrated the fully anomalous extent of its abilities (see Addendum 5).



Addendum1: Internet Memes

Addendum 1A: Post to r/GavinCrusade from u/69YeetusDeletus69

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Addendum 2: Reddit Thread from r/GavinCrusade

This whole thing about a guy eating beds? It's insane! I think he's near my home town, any suggestions for how to protect my bed?
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[–] ThisJustinMEMES 38 points 4 days ago

There isn't really much you can do. Just make sure nothign you care about is on your bed.


[–] LeapinLilypads [S] 25 points 4 days ago

You've got to be kidding me. This bed has been in my family for a long time I can't afford to lose it


[–] HarperPaul 14 points 4 days ago

Relax, It's just a bed. I mean my family replaces our beds yearly.


[–] LeapinLilypads 14 points 4 days ago

What kind of family replaces beds yearly?





Addendum 3: www.howmanybedshasgavineatin.███

Addendum 3A:

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Addendum3: www.howmanybedshasgavineatin.███/forums

Addendum 3B:

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Addendum 4: News Reports

News Channels Continue to report on the beds eaten, for some reason


By Alison Hoop


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A still from 'Should have stayed asleep, America!' recent news report.


Gavin Smithers, not an unknown topic at the moment. You've heard of him, maybe you've even seen him. The latest case of a crazy dude from Florida that the news reports on. Except the difference with this, is that some stations seem to be treating the fellow as a dangerous criminal, and treating the beds like fallen soldiers. Beds are being eaten, sometimes people get hurt defending their beds, but this is no different from a hurricane or a tree falling over your home.

So why are people so scared?

The answer is actually pretty interesting. From our What do you think of the bed eater? survey, the answers showed 75 percent of people that show fear towards Gavin come from the fact that it shouldn't be possible for a human to consume a bed. Some people only see it as another weird thing that shouldn't be possible that is, and some see it as 'the world is ending magic is real!' The reactions are about as mixed as you could get. What reaction you see depends on which station you watch and read more



Addendum 5: Police Report


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Still frame from security footage provided in police report. SCP-X can be seen on the right, beginning to eat a bed.

Case #: 194,173

Date: 08/22/2016

Reporting Officer: Carter, Jarem

Incident: An unknown man was seen entering an Ikea shopping center at 11:00 AM. Security footage showed the suspect wandering around the store for several minutes, before stopping at a line of beds. At this point, suspect preceded to tear apart one of the beds, consuming large chunks of it at a time. How the suspect was capable of destroying the beds and eating them is unknown; investigation into video tampering is ongoing. Police officers arrived at the location after several minutes, and the suspect fled the scene.

Actions Taken: Suspect was unable to be located or detained following the incident. Officers are to be placed on lookout for individuals matching suspect's description, and for reports of stolen or eaten beds.

Following the report, SCP-X's anomalous properties were fully confirmed from the video footage, both due to the confirmation of SCP-X's diet and the speed at which it was able to consume the bed. Foundation personnel amnesticized witnesses to the event, and were able to successfully detain SCP-X, classifying it as an SCP object.

Due to previous accounts of SCP-X not being immediately identifiable as scientifically anomalous, further misinformation was deemed unnecessary.



Addendum 6: Test Log

Various tests were conducted to determine the full extent of SCP-X's capabilities.

Test # Object Result
1 Standard twin-size bed. SCP-X consumed the bed in five minutes.
2 Lunchables-brand meal. SCP-X refused to eat the meal until threatened. Subject proceeded to suffer indigestion. Following consultation with the Ethics Committee, researchers are no longer allowed to force SCP-X into consuming anything it wishes not to.
3 Various brands of meat arranged in the shape of a bed. SCP-X consumed the bed in eight minutes, appearing to savor the flavor.
4 Sleeping bag. SCP-X was asked to eat the sleeping bag. Subject declined. Sleeping bag was not eaten.
5 Bed constructed from stone, and inlaid with various unstable isotopes. Bed was coated in various poisonous substances in highly toxic amounts. A D-Class was restrained to the bed. SCP-X consumed the bed and the D-Class.

Results conclude that SCP-X can consume any object which is conceptually designated a bed or atop of a bed.




Addendum 7

Following the events of Incident XXXX-2, restroom facilities for SCP-X are being revised to allow for the disposal of up to 60 kg of fecal matter.




















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